Mrs. Potato Head

[00:10.31] If you weren't born with it

[00:12.97] You can buy a couple ornaments

[00:15.36] Just be sure to read the warning, kids

[00:18.28] 'Cause pretty soon you'll be bored of it

[00:22.28] Sexual, hey girl if you wanna feel sexual

[00:26.25] You can always call up a professional

[00:28.91] They stick pins in you like a vegetable

[00:33.68] Kids forever, kids forever

[00:36.34] Baby soft skin turns into leather

[00:39.28] Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic

[00:42.19] No one will love you if you're unattractive

[00:45.11] Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me

[00:48.03] Is it true that pain is beauty?

[00:50.69] Does a new face come with a warranty?

[00:53.61] Will a pretty face make it better?

[00:56.26] Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me

[00:58.92] How did you afford her surgery?

[01:02.11] Do you swear you'll stay forever

[01:04.76] Even if her face don't stay together

[01:10.39] Even if her face don't stay together

[01:17.83] If you want a little more confidence

[01:19.69] Potatoes turn to french fries, yeah it's common sense

[01:23.14] All you need's a couple more condiments

[01:25.53] And a hundred thousand dollars for some compliments

[01:29.78] It's such a waste

[01:31.39] When little girls grow into their mother's face

[01:34.31] But little girls are learning how to cut and paste

[01:36.97] And pucker up their lips until they suffocate

[01:41.21] Kids forever kids forever

[01:44.15] Baby soft skin turns into leather

[01:46.81] Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic

[01:49.74] No one will love you if you're unattractive

[01:52.93] Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me

[01:55.86] Is it true that pain is beauty?

[01:58.52] Does a new face come with a warranty?

[02:01.18] Will a pretty face make it better?

[02:04.38] Oh Mr. potato head tell me

[02:07.04] How did you afford her surgery?

[02:09.96] Do you swear you'll stay forever

[02:12.35] Even if her face don't stay together

[02:15.26] Stay forever, stay forever

[02:17.94] Even if her face don't stay together

[02:20.86] Stay forever, stay forever

[02:23.51] Even if her face don't stay together

[02:38.45] Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me

[02:40.83] Is it true that pain is beauty?

[02:43.48] Does a new face come with a warranty?

[02:46.41] Will a pretty face make it better?

[02:49.33] Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me

[02:53.04] How did you afford her surgery?

[02:55.17] Do you swear you'll stay forever

[02:57.56] Even if her face don't stay together

[03:00.48] Stay forever, stay forever

[03:03.42] Even if her face don't stay together

[03:06.08] Stay forever, stay forever

[03:08.73] Even if her face don't stay together

[03:12.18] Stay forever, stay forever

[03:14.57] Even if her face don't stay together

[03:17.23] Stay forever, stay forever

[03:20.15] Even if her face don't stay together