Everyday Normal Guy 2 - Jon Lajoie

[00:01.95] You want some more of this, bitch?

[00:08.14] Back in the heezy

[00:10.27] We could do this all year long

[00:13.23] I told you in the first song, I'll tell you in another

[00:18.82] (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)

[00:21.23] I don't have a girlfriend, my hand's my only lover

[00:23.91] (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)

[00:26.82] One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper

[00:29.48] (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)

[00:32.12] And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman

[00:34.51] I was walking down the street just the other day

[00:36.92] I saw these two fine bitches, they were walking my way

[00:39.57] "Yo, what you girls doing tonight?" is what I wanted to say

[00:42.23] But suddenly I panicked, my voice started to shake

[00:45.15] So I put my head down, and I just walked away

[00:47.85] I had a bus to catch anyway, it worked out great

[00:50.48] Got on the bus, put my headphones on, and pressed play

[00:52.88] Sheryl Crow, James Blunt, and motherfucking Ace of Bass

[00:55.84] Yo, what can I say? It's just a day in my life

[00:58.23] I'm up early in the morning, in bed early at night

[01:00.94] To be productive at work, I got to be well rested

[01:03.86] Yeah, motherfucker, you heard what I just said

[01:06.53] I don't like margarine, I much prefer the taste of butter

[01:09.70] (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)

[01:11.32] My favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters

[01:12.12] (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)

[01:14.77] I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater

[01:17.42] (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)

[01:20.34] And I'm not a huge Nicholas Cage fan

[01:23.00] I'm from a lower-middle class family

[01:33.36] Me and my brothers and sisters played hide-and-seek

[01:34.51] I have good memories from my childhood, bitch

[01:36.25] My favorite toy was my fucking firetruck, bitch

[01:38.35] I used to play with that motherfucker all day long

[01:40.82] Until I learned about sex from the Sears catalog

[01:43.63] And then I played with my motherfucker all day long

[01:46.36] About ten times a day, man, all year long

[01:49.02] My favorite song, motherfucker, I don't like to admit it

[01:51.67] Is a Celine Dion Song from the movie Titanic

[01:54.33] Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you

[01:59.92] Every time I hear that fucking shit, a tear comes to my eye

[01:59.92] Why the fuck did Leonardo DiCaprio have to die

[02:05.15] Yo, I'm not afraid to say that I'm a sensitive guy

[02:07.83] Sticks and stones break my bones, but it's the words that make me cry

[02:10.34] Like that time in grade three, when a girl called me Stupid Face

[02:13.36] She really hurt me, why'd she call me Stupid Face?

[02:16.17] Is my face stupid? How's that even possible?

[02:18.27] A person could be stupid, but a face? That's impossible

[02:20.96] Shit happens all the time, and you learn how to deal with it

[02:21.75] Regular everyday normal fucking bullshit

[02:26.81] When I get into a fight, I usually leave on a stretcher

[02:29.19] (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)

[02:30.51] When I got nothing to say, I usually talk about the weather

[02:32.13] (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)

[02:35.33] I like the first Back To The Future, but the second one was better

[02:37.46] (I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker)

[02:40.11] I like red peppers better than the green ones

[02:48.08] Ooh-hoo, saving up my money to go buy a new dishwasher

[02:55.00] Mine broke about six months ago, motherfucker

[03:01.11] Go, go, go, go, go shawty

[03:05.09] It's your birthday

[03:06.68] Go party like it's your birthday

[03:09.08] I wasn't invited, but it's okay

[03:11.73] I'll just stay at home and play some video games