"Theme From The Big Bang Theory"

[00:00.10] Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state

[00:03.08] Then nearly fourteen billion years ago, expansion started

[00:06.68] Wait...

[00:07.10] The Earth began to cool

[00:08.30] The autotrophs began to drool

[00:09.87] Neanderthals developed tools

[00:11.24] We built a wall (We built the pyramids)

[00:13.38] Math, science, history, unraveling the mystery

[00:16.11] That all started with the big bang (Bang)

[00:19.06] Since the dawn of man is really not that long

[00:21.90] As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song

[00:25.09] A fraction of a second and the elements were made

[00:28.18] The bipeds stood up straight

[00:29.14] The dinosaurs all met their fate

[00:30.74] They tried to leap but they were late

[00:32.07] And they all died (They froze their asses off)

[00:34.18] The oceans and Pangea

[00:35.38] See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya

[00:36.86] Set in motion by the same big bang

[00:40.05] It all started with the big bang

[00:43.10] It's expanding ever outward but one day

[00:49.09] It will pause and start to go the other way

[00:54.28] Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it won't be heard

[00:59.75] Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang

[01:06.99] (Instrumental Break)

[01:17.43] Australopithecus would really have been sick of us

[01:20.28] Debating how we're here, they're catching deer (We're catching viruses)

[01:23.25] Religion or astronomy, Descartes or Deuteronomy

[01:26.19] It all started with the big bang

[01:29.24] Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology

[01:32.31] It all started with the big bang

[01:35.11] It all started with the big bang