I'm In Love with your Philosophy - (Shape of You Parody) (1)
[00:10.16] The bar isn’t the best place to find a lover
[00:13.36] so the library’s where I go
[00:14.68] me with no friends at a table in the stacks,
[00:17.37] I read fast and keep my voice low
[00:19.77] You’re over there writing a dissertation on something
[00:22.16] and you trust me to give it a glance, now
[00:24.28] it’s penned on an issue I’ve been ruminating upon
[00:27.48] and it makes me doubt my stance
[00:29.34] and now I’m thinkin’ like
[00:30.14] Girl you know I want your mind
[00:32.00] you’re analytical and literary
[00:34.14] come at me intellectually
[00:37.06] I may be wrong I’ll take critique
[00:39.45] You say boy, for me to like you much
[00:42.13] you’ll have to keep pace and reason proper with me
[00:45.31] come on, think logically
[00:47.17] come, come on think logically
[00:49.03] mm hmm hmm
[00:49.56] I’m in love with your point of view
[00:53.31] we push uphill like Sisyphus do
[00:55.99] and though I like your glasses too,
[00:58.38] I’m in love with your philosophy
[01:00.76] you left you papers in my room
[01:02.89] made me start to think like you
[01:05.05] reevaluating things I thought I knew
[01:07.71] I’m in love with your philosophy
[01:10.09] a priori-ori-ori, I’m in love with your philosophy
[01:13.55] a priori-ori-ori, I’m in love with your philosophy
[01:19.91] a posteriori-ori, I’m in love with your quale
[01:24.70] is everything made out of one substance, or two?
[01:28.71] I’m an idealist about you
[01:30.30] Pondering the machinations of things
[01:32.44] like counterfactual causation
[01:34.83] because the possible world
[01:36.69] where I mess up with this girl
[01:38.01] is just a fallacy away
[01:39.61] we talk for hours about the utilitarian calculus
[01:42.26] of the lives that your money could save
[01:44.39] you leave to get on the transit, then you put on your headset
[01:47.05] and you start to listen to a debate
[01:49.17] and now I’m thinkin’ like
[01:49.97] Girl you know I want your mind
[01:52.10] it epitomizes perspicacity
[01:55.28] engage me intellectually
[01:57.16] I been thinkin’ lately, constantly
[01:59.81] You say boy, you may think too much
[02:01.93] but that doesn’t mean that all your points are robust
[02:05.39] lay it out formally, come, lay it out formally
[02:18.69] mm hmm hmm
[02:19.74] I’m in love with your point of view
[02:20.55] we empathize like a realist do
[02:20.81] you turn my heart all bleen and grue
[02:21.34] I’m in love with your philosophy
[02:21.87] last night you were quoting Hume
[02:23.20] and you were doin’ it impromptu
[02:25.37] every day affirming things I thought I knew
[02:28.54] that induction cannot prove
[02:30.15] a priori-ori-ori, I’m in love with your philosophy
[02:33.85] a priori-ori-ori, I’m in love with your philosophy
[02:35.46] a posteriori-ori, I’m in love with your quale
[02:44.74] Assuming that I’ve got it properly construed
[02:47.95] I’m in love with your point of view
[02:52.74] Barba non facit philosophum
[02:56.98] Come on be my sine qua non (x 7)
[03:11.08] I’m in love with your point of view
[03:13.47] I’m convinced of your Ps and Qs
[03:15.32] I hope to pass your peer review
[03:18.53] I’m in love with your philosophy
[03:21.19] you stole my copies of Camus
[03:23.31] and now I think I feel less blue
[03:25.43] you know, baby, it’s an existential truth
[03:28.09] that I’m in love with your philosophy
[03:29.96] Come on be my sine qua non
[03:32.61] help me figure out what’s goin’ on
[03:35.27] where did all this matter come from?
[03:37.40] and is its conclusion forgone?
[03:40.05] is my mind an epiphenomenon?
[03:42.44] should I take a lens grinding job?
[03:44.58] Can everything be infinitely split in two?
[03:47.75] I’m in love with being confused
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