Mrs. Potato Head

[00:12.03] If you weren't born with it

[00:13.36] You can buy a couple ornaments

[00:15.49] Just be sure to read the warning, kids

[00:18.41] 'Cause pretty soon you'll be bored of it

[00:22.13] Sexual, hey girl if you wanna feel sexual

[00:26.11] You can always call up a professional

[00:29.05] They stick pins in you like a vegetable

[00:33.57] Kids forever, kids forever

[00:36.49] Baby soft skin turns into leather

[00:39.41] Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic

[00:42.07] No one will love you if you're unattractive

[00:45.23] Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me

[00:47.94] Is it true that pain is beauty?

[00:50.60] Does a new face come with a warranty?

[00:53.78] Will a pretty face make it better?

[00:56.46] Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me

[00:59.38] How did you afford her surgery?

[01:02.31] Do you swear you'll stay forever

[01:04.70] Even if her face don't stay together

[01:10.82] Even if her face don't stay together

[01:18.00] If you want a little more confidence

[01:19.84] Potatoes turn to french fries, yeah it's common sense

[01:22.76] All you need's a couple more condiments

[01:25.42] And a hundred thousand dollars for some compliments

[01:29.95] It's such a waste

[01:31.27] When little girls grow into their mother's face

[01:34.19] But little girls are learning how to cut and paste

[01:36.91] And pucker up their lips until they suffocate

[01:41.16] Kids forever kids forever

[01:44.13] Baby soft skin turns into leather

[01:46.79] Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic

[01:49.72] No one will love you if you're unattractive

[01:52.96] Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me

[01:55.90] Is it true that pain is beauty?

[01:58.53] Does a new face come with a warranty?

[02:01.49] Will a pretty face make it better?

[02:04.38] Oh Mr. potato head tell me

[02:07.06] How did you afford her surgery?

[02:10.00] Do you swear you'll stay forever

[02:12.40] Even if her face don't stay together

[02:15.58] Stay forever, stay forever

[02:18.23] Even if her face don't stay together

[02:20.90] Stay forever, stay forever

[02:23.82] Even if her face don't stay together

[02:37.89] Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me

[02:41.06] Is it true that pain is beauty?

[02:44.01] Does a new face come with a warranty?

[02:46.94] Will a pretty face make it better?

[02:49.62] Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me

[02:52.54] How did you afford her surgery?

[02:55.46] Do you swear you'll stay forever

[02:57.85] Even if her face don't stay together

[03:00.77] Stay forever, stay forever

[03:03.43] Even if her face don't stay together

[03:06.36] Stay forever, stay forever

[03:09.00] Even if her face don't stay together

[03:11.65] Stay forever, stay forever

[03:14.57] Even if her face don't stay together

[03:17.24] Stay forever, stay forever

[03:20.46] Even if her face don't stay together