A Million Gruesome Ways To Die (Original Game Soundtrack) (feat. Black Gryph0n)
[00:00.35] Hohohohohohoohoohoo! Now where do you think you’re going?
[00:05.13] The party is THIS way!
[00:07.53] And trust me... It’s to DIE for! Ohoohoohahahahaha!
[00:13.81] I know we’ll be the best of friends
[00:15.67] So there’s no need to run
[00:17.26] The sooner you get dead the sooner you can join the fun!
[00:20.45] No need to fear for I am here!
[00:22.31] Your mortal form will disappear!
[00:23.91] Now should we use this rusty knife
[00:25.49] Or acid water gun? Oohoohoohahahahaha!
[00:29.75] There’s a million gruesome ways to die!
[00:34.69] Oo-oo-oo-oooh
[00:36.46] Oh why resist when the party’s just begun?
[00:41.40] You’ll be having so much fun!
[00:43.00] There’s a million gruesome ways to DIE!
[00:48.31] Why stay alive?
[00:49.91] And I’m sure your death will be second to none! Hahahahaha!
[00:57.25] Dynamite is quick but it makes a lot of mess
[01:00.20] And flattened by a cow is just embarrassing at best
[01:03.65] But baked into a yummy cake…
[01:05.25] Or dropped into a pit of snakes
[01:07.11] Though drowning in a lobster tank might hurt a little less!
[01:10.30] There’s a million gruesome ways to die!
[01:15.26] How bout’ impaled upon a spike?
[01:16.77] Oh why resist when the party’s just begun?
[01:22.08] Maybe something on a bike!
[01:23.66] There’s a million gruesome ways to die!
[01:28.71] We could bury you alive
[01:30.58] We’re sure your death will be second to none!
[01:37.92] We could put you in a cage with a hungry alligator
[01:44.73] Drop you in a volcano with an active crater
[01:51.63] What about ten thousand volts of electricity?
[01:58.45] Or try a death by Shakespeare in a tragicomedy!
[02:04.83] Trampled by an elephant or turned to goat meat stew
[02:07.74] Or try to fight a dragon armed with nothing but a shoe
[02:11.20] We could do a Mummy’s curse!
[02:12.79] We’ll put you in a fancy hearse
[02:14.66] Or turned into a stuffie, now that’s something we can do!
[02:20.23] There’s a million gruesome ways to die!
[02:25.29] I thought I’d try the guillotine!
[02:26.89] Oh why resist when the party’s just begun?
[02:32.19] I danced so hard I broke my spleen!
[02:33.80] There’s a million gruesome ways to DIE!
[02:38.83] There must be something we can try!
[02:40.69] We’re sure your death will be second to none!
[02:45.49] Maybe you can choke upon a grape
[02:47.26] To die!
[02:48.58] Put you in a blender and frappe!
[02:50.70] To die!
[02:52.03] Maybe we can find an angry mob (To die)
[02:54.09] Tie you on a stake and cook you up like a kabob! (Die)
[02:57.54] To die!
[02:58.86] Smothered by a pillow in your bed
[03:00.71] To die!
[03:02.06] A gluten overdose from too much bread
[03:04.16] To die!
[03:05.24] Then you can join the party cuz’ you’re dead!
[03:07.63] I’m sure your death will be second to…
[03:11.36] Mister Reaper’s beckoning you
[03:14.74] Sure your death will be second to NOOOOOOOOONE! Hoohoohoohahahahaha!
