Drunk
[00:07.79] Just one drink, gonna keep it mellow
[00:10.18] Responsible night for a polite fellow
[00:12.31] Say hello to my friends and comrades
[00:14.43] Don't tend to offend so I say perhaps
[00:16.30] Just two drinks, as a social courtesy
[00:18.69] We can raise a glass to our past fraternity
[00:20.81] And certainly a perfectly normal informal get together
[00:23.21] But it's been forever since we gathered so whatever
[00:25.06] Just three drinks, for the sake of the old times
[00:27.19] Proceed with tequila shots with a dish full of cold limes
[00:29.31] The whole nine, laughing remembering all the old lines
[00:31.71] Never used to work but I could give 'em another try
[00:33.56] Just four drinks, y'know, take the edge off
[00:35.95] I've had a hard week, I deserve to get sauced
[00:38.08] Pick up another round as my friends depart and
[00:40.21] They may not stick around but I just got started
[00:42.86] Feel so much better than usual
[00:45.25] I feel indisputable
[00:48.70] Oh
[00:51.09] I think that I might be beautiful
[00:54.81] Just five drinks, fuckin' treat myself!
[00:57.21] Pour the Dom Perignon from the back of the top shelf
[00:59.59] Spend like God put on airs to sell it
[01:01.45] Crowd pretends not to care but I know they're jealous
[01:03.58] Just six drinks, let slip the dogs of war
[01:05.70] Gonna start a fuckin' riot 'til I'm tossed out the front door
[01:08.09] Zero to sixty I can turn on a dime, I'm hitting bottom
[01:10.49] And I'm feeling like committing a crime
[01:12.08] Just eight drinks, maybe I've lost count?
[01:14.21] I can't remember the night, what I drank, or the amount
[01:16.59] I'm fading in and out, my very consciousness is crumbling
[01:19.78] Sorry, was I saying something?
[01:21.11] Twelve drinks, strolling out of the hospital
[01:22.97] Is it hair of the dog if you stay drunk and don't stop at all?
[01:25.10] Another night losing it more than I can afford
[01:27.48] Was I just feeling bored? Am I that insecure?
[01:29.87] Feel so much better than usual
[01:32.53] I feel indisputable
[01:35.72] Oh
[01:38.37] But now I'm feeling so beautiful
[01:41.03] Don't wake me up from this spell I'm under if I'm still breathing
[01:46.88] I know that I will be ugly when
[01:49.79] I feel like myself again
[01:52.99] Oh
[01:55.64] But now I'm feeling so beautiful
[01:59.62] Bottle of scotch served on the rocks with a shot of Cachaça
[02:01.75] Vodka, Sake kamikaze with a handle of sherry a
[02:03.88] Cherry brandy with a Jaeger chaser champagne float
[02:06.01] A bourbon hot toddy in teacup of throat coat
[02:08.12] Martini, Bellini, Negroni, Baileys, Kahlua, Sambuca
[02:10.25] Soju, paloma, mojito, gimlet, Frangelico, Guinness
[02:12.37] Tequila, manhattan, a margarita, old fashioned
[02:14.23] Dry vermouth and something I can't taste 'cause I'm so trashed
[02:16.89] Soldiering over I'm slower shoulder to shoulder with no one
[02:19.02] Stumbling sobering making friends with a smoker
[02:20.61] I know I'm less than upright, losing the fight with the ground
[02:23.00] Then someone hits the lights as they close for the night now
[02:25.12] Try to look at heaven and I can't see the stars
[02:27.25] A billion trillion eyes are winking as I walk between parked cars
[02:29.64] Metabolizing liquor while I'm losing my friends
[02:31.50] I'm gonna hate myself tomorrow then I'll do it again
[02:42.65] Feel so much better than usual
[02:45.31] I feel indisputable
[02:48.76] Oh
[02:51.15] But now I'm feeling so beautiful
[02:54.07] Don't wake me up from this spell I'm under if I'm still breathing
[02:59.65] I know that I will be ugly when
[03:02.58] I feel like myself again
[03:05.76] Oh
[03:08.42] But now I'm feeling so beautiful
[03:11.08] My vision is blurry
[03:13.20] As long as I'm thirsty
[03:15.33] Nobody can hurt me, hurt me, hurt me
