Rap God

[00:02.37] Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your feelings

[00:05.12] But I'm only going to get this one chance

[00:09.11] Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)

[00:12.87] Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what

[00:17.90] If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble,

[00:21.15] And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances

[00:24.18] You were just what the doctor ordered

[00:25.62] I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God

[00:27.87] All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod

[00:31.87] Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?

[00:35.12] They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rapbot

[00:37.62] But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes

[00:39.87] I got a laptop in my back pocket

[00:41.62] My pen'll go off when I half-cock it

[00:43.11] Got a fat knot from that rap profit

[00:44.88] Made a living and a killing off it

[00:46.12] Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office

[00:47.64] With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his nut-sack

[00:49.62] I'm an MC still as honest

[00:51.14] But as rude and indecent as all hell syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with)

[00:53.12] This slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy hip hop

[00:55.87] You don't really wanna get into a pissing match with this rappidy rap

[00:57.62] Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, pack backpack rap, yep, yackidy-yac

[00:59.38] The exact same time I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing

[01:02.37] That I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table

[01:06.87] Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half

[01:08.87] Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact

[01:10.62] How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack

[01:14.37] Rappers are having a rough time period, here's a Maxipad

[01:16.37] It's actually disastrously bad

[01:18.13] For the wack while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as

[01:20.37] I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God

[01:22.61] All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod

[01:26.87] Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?

[01:30.39] Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that hard

[01:33.65] Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got

[01:36.62] Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and youthful exuberance

[01:39.37] Everybody loves to root for a nuisance

[01:41.12] Hit the earth like an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the moon since

[01:43.38] MC's get taken to school with this music

[01:46.10] 'Cause I use it as a vehicle to bust a rhyme

[01:47.63] Now I lead a new school full of students

[01:49.39] Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N-

[01:51.87] -W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim

[01:55.39] Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position

[01:57.88] To meet Run DMC and induct them into the motherfuckin' Rock n'

[02:01.62] Roll Hall of Fame

[02:03.37] Even though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames

[02:05.87] Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame

[02:07.87] On the wall of shame

[02:09.62] You fags think it's all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames

[02:11.11] Off of planking, tell me what in the fuck are you thinking?

[02:12.87] Little gay looking boy

[02:16.62] So gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy

[02:19.15] You witnessing a massacre

[02:20.62] Like you watching a church gathering take place looking boy

[02:22.62] Oy vey, that boy's gay, that's all they say looking boy

[02:25.36] You get a thumbs up, pat on the back

[02:26.87] And a way to go from your label everyday looking boy

[02:28.87] Hey, looking boy, what you say looking boy?

[02:30.65] I got a "hell yeah" from Dre looking boy

[02:32.37] I'mma work for everything I have

[02:33.63] Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my face looking boy

[02:35.11] Basically boy you're never gonna be capable

[02:37.16] To keep up with the same pace looking boy

[02:38.61] 'Cause I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God

[02:40.86] All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod

[02:44.12] The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar, Nascar

[02:47.62] Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God

[02:51.12] Kneel before General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard

[02:54.37] So you be Thor and I'll be Odin, you rodent, I'm omnipotent

[02:57.37] Let off then I'm reloading immediately with these bombs I'm totin'

[03:01.40] And I should not be woken

[03:03.37] I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head, a zombie floating

[03:05.12] But I got your mom deep throating

[03:07.64] I'm out my ramen noodle, we have nothing in common, poodle

[03:10.61] I'm a doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil

[03:13.63] It's me, my honesty's brutal

[03:15.38] But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though

[03:20.62] For good at least once in a while

[03:22.11] So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle

[03:23.87] Enough rhymes to maybe to try and help get some people through tough times

[03:26.87] But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in case cause even you unsigned

[03:30.12] Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime

[03:32.65] I know there was a time where once I

[03:34.62] Was king of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind

[03:37.37] So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine

[03:40.87] Appeal with the skin color of mine

[03:43.12] You get too big and here they come trying to,

[03:44.39] Censor you like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Marshall Mathers LP

[03:45.62] One where I tried to say I take seven kids from Columbine

[03:48.62] Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a nine

[03:52.62] See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I've

[03:56.13] Morphed into an immortal coming through the portal

[03:59.12] You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 though

[04:01.37] And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for

[04:03.64] You're pointless as Rapunzel with fucking cornrows

[04:05.63] You're like normal, fuck being normal

[04:08.14] And I just bought a new Raygun from the future

[04:10.14] To just come and shoot ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad

[04:12.13] 'Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Maywhether’s pad

[04:14.87] Singin' to a man while they played piano

[04:16.16] Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel

[04:18.62] So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very next day

[04:22.12] "Hey, Fab, I'mma kill you"

[04:24.62] Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad)

[04:25.38] Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human

[04:27.15] What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman

[04:28.90] Innovative and I'm made of rubber

[04:30.12] So that anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you

[04:32.12] I'm never stating, more than never demonstrating

[04:33.39] How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating

[04:34.87] Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting

[04:37.12] For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating

[04:38.37] Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

[04:40.12] I make elevating music, you make elevator music

[04:41.87] Oh, he's too mainstream

[04:43.36] Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it

[04:44.87] It's not hip hop, it's pop, cause I found a hella way to fuse it

[04:48.12] With rock, shock rap with Doc

[04:49.87] Throw on Lose Yourself and make 'em lose it

[04:51.87] I don't know how to make songs like that

[04:53.36] I don't know what words to use

[04:55.12] Let me know when it occurs to you

[04:56.62] While I’m ripping any one of these verses diverse as you

[04:59.36] It’s curtains, I’m inadvertently