Drunk
[00:08.34] Just one drink, gonna keep it mellow
[00:10.47] Responsible night for a polite fellow
[00:12.60] Say hello to my friends and comrades
[00:14.72] Don't tend to offend so I say perhaps
[00:16.85] Just two drinks, as a social courtesy
[00:19.23] We can raise a glass to our past fraternity
[00:21.36] And certainly a perfectly normal informal get together
[00:23.48] But it's been forever since we gathered so whatever
[00:25.60] Just three drinks, for the sake of the old times
[00:27.73] Proceed with tequila shots with a dish full of cold limes
[00:29.86] The whole nine, laughing remembering all the old lines
[00:31.98] Never used to work but I could give 'em another try
[00:34.11] Just four drinks, y'know, take the edge off
[00:36.24] I've had a hard week, I deserve to get sauced
[00:38.35] Pick up another round as my friends depart and
[00:40.49] They may not stick around but I just got started
[00:43.14] Feel so much better than usual
[00:45.79] I feel indisputable
[00:48.98] Oh
[00:51.64] I think that I might be beautiful
[00:55.10] Just five drinks, fuckin' treat myself!
[00:57.48] Pour the Dom Perignon from the back of the top shelf
[00:59.87] Spend like God put on airs to sell it
[01:01.73] Crowd pretends not to care but I know they're jealous
[01:03.86] Just six drinks, let slip the dogs of war
[01:06.25] Gonna start a fuckin' riot 'til I'm tossed out the front door
[01:08.37] Zero to sixty I can turn on a dime, I'm hitting bottom
[01:10.76] And I'm feeling like committing a crime
[01:12.35] Just eight drinks, maybe I've lost count?
[01:14.75] I can't remember the night, what I drank, or the amount
[01:16.87] I'm fading in and out, my very consciousness is crumbling
[01:20.06] Sorry, was I saying something?
[01:21.39] Twelve drinks, strolling out of the hospital
[01:23.51] Is it hair of the dog if you stay drunk and don't stop at all?
[01:25.37] Another night losing it more than I can afford
[01:27.76] Was I just feeling bored? Am I that insecure?
[01:30.15] Feel so much better than usual
[01:32.81] I feel indisputable
[01:36.26] Oh
[01:38.65] But now I'm feeling so beautiful
[01:41.32] Don't wake me up from this spell I'm under if I'm still breathing
[01:46.91] I know that I will be ugly when
[01:50.09] I feel like myself again
[01:53.28] Oh
[01:55.94] But now I'm feeling so beautiful
[01:59.93] Bottle of scotch served on the rocks with a shot of Cachaça
[02:02.04] Vodka, Sake, Kamikaze with a handle of Sherry a
[02:04.17] Cherry Brandy with a Jaeger chaser Champagne float
[02:06.29] A Bourbon hot toddy in a teacup of throat coat
[02:08.42] Martini, Bellini, Negroni, Baileys, Kahlua, Sambuca
[02:10.54] Soju, Paloma, Mojito, Gimlet, Frangelico, Guinness
[02:12.68] Tequila, Manhattan, a Margarita, old fashioned
[02:14.80] Dry Vermouth and something I can't taste 'cause I'm so trashed
[02:17.18] Soldiering over I'm slower shoulder to shoulder with no one
[02:19.33] Stumbling sobering making friends with a smoker
[02:21.19] I know I'm less than upright, losing the fight with the ground
[02:23.31] Then someone hits the lights as they close for the night now
[02:25.70] Try to look at heaven and I can't see the stars
[02:27.30] A billion trillion eyes are winking as I walk between parked cars
[02:29.68] Metabolizing liquor while I'm losing my friends
[02:31.54] I'm gonna hate myself tomorrow then I'll do it again
[02:42.70] Feel so much better than usual
[02:45.63] I feel indisputable
[02:49.07] Oh
[02:51.47] But now I'm feeling so beautiful
[02:54.39] Don't wake me up from this spell I'm under if I'm still breathing
[02:59.97] I know that I will be ugly when
[03:02.89] I feel like myself again
[03:06.08] Oh
[03:08.73] But now I'm feeling so beautiful
[03:11.39] My vision is blurry
[03:13.51] As long as I'm thirsty
[03:15.64] Nobody can hurt me, hurt me, hurt me
