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[00:01.47] September 1st, 1989

[00:04.41] Dear Diary: I believe I'm a good person

[00:08.40] Ya know, I think there's good in everyone, but here we are first day of senior year

[00:14.50] I look around at these kids I've known all my life and

[00:17.96] I ask myself: What happened?

[00:19.81] Freak! Slut! Burnout! Bug-Eyes! Poser! Lard Ass!

[00:25.42] We were so tiny, happy and shiny, playing tag and getting chased

[00:30.18] Freak! Slut! Loser! Shortbus!

[00:32.83] Singing and clapping

[00:34.25] Laughing and napping

[00:35.57] Baking cookies, eating paste

[00:37.69] Bull-dyke! Stuck-up! Hunchback!

[00:40.35] Then we got bigger

[00:41.67] That was the trigger

[00:43.04] Like the Huns invading Rome

[00:47.03] Sorry!

[00:47.82] Welcome to my school

[00:49.43] This ain't no high school

[00:50.75] This is the Thunderdome

[00:52.35] Hold your breath

[00:53.45] And count the days

[00:54.51] We're graduating soon

[00:56.38] White trash

[00:57.46] College will be paradise

[00:59.60] If I'm not dead by June!

[01:03.07] But I know, I know, life can be beautiful

[01:08.42] I pray, I pray for a better way

[01:13.49] If we changed back then

[01:15.88] We could change again

[01:18.27] We can be beautiful

[01:22.52] Ow!

[01:23.18] Just not today

[01:25.04] (Hey, are you okay?)

[01:26.09] Get away, nerd

[01:28.75] Freak! Slut! Cripple! Homo! Homo! Homo!

[01:34.10] Things will get better

[01:35.18] Soon as my letter

[01:36.78] Comes from Harvard, Duke, or Brown

[01:38.90] Awake from this coma

[01:40.23] Take my diploma

[01:41.61] Then I can blow this town

[01:43.77] Dream of ivy-covered walls

[01:45.89] And smoky French cafes

[01:48.01] Watch it!

[01:48.55] Fight the urge to strike a match and send this dump ablaze!

[01:54.66] Ooops

[01:56.26] Ram Sweeney, third year as linebacker

[01:58.65] And eighth year of smacking lunch trays and being a huge dick!

[02:02.38] What did you say to me skank?

[02:04.50] Aaah, nothing!

[02:06.36] But I know, I know, I know

[02:09.29] Life can be beautiful

[02:11.46] I pray, I pray

[02:14.64] For a better way

[02:16.25] We were kind before

[02:18.68] We can be kind once more

[02:21.34] We can be beautiful

[02:25.61] Ah! Hey Martha

[02:26.94] Hey

[02:28.27] Martha Dumpstock

[02:29.60] My best friend since diapers

[02:32.01] Are we on for movie night?

[02:33.59] Yeah, you're on Jiffy Pop detail

[02:35.98] I rented The Princess Bride

[02:38.11] Wohoho, again? Wait, don't you have it memorized by now?

[02:41.58] What can I say? I'm a sucker for a happy ending

[02:45.12] Martha Dumptruck! Wide load!

[02:50.26] Kurt Kelly, quarterback, he is the smartest guy on the football team

[02:54.81] Which is kind of like being the tallest dwarf

[02:59.07] Hey! Pick that up right now!

[03:01.48] I'm sorry, are you actually talking to me?

[03:03.59] Yes, I am, I wanna know what gives you the right to pick on my friend?

[03:06.78] You're a high school has-been waiting to happen, a future gas station attendant

[03:12.58] You got a zit right there

[03:18.43] Dear Diary

[03:19.80] Why

[03:20.60] Why do they hate me?

[03:21.66] Why don't I fight back?

[03:23.02] Why do I act like such a creep?

[03:24.89] Why

[03:25.68] Why won't he date me?

[03:26.79] Why did I hit him?

[03:28.11] Why do I cry myself to sleep?

[03:29.97] Why

[03:30.41] Students

[03:31.24] Somebody hug me!

[03:32.04] Somebody fix me!

[03:33.10] Somebody save me!

[03:34.15] Send me a sign, God!

[03:35.48] Give me some cold beer!

[03:36.83] Something to live for!

[03:57.02] Ah! Heather, Heather, and Heather!

[04:03.92] And then there's the Heathers, they float above it all

[04:07.39] I love Heather, Heather, and Heather

[04:14.31] Heather McNamara, head cheerleader, her dad is loaded, he sells engagement rings

[04:21.10] I hate Heather, Heather, and Heather!

[04:21.10] Heather Duke, runs the yearbook, no discernible personality

[04:24.72] But her mom did pay for implants

[04:27.91] I want Heather, Heather, and Heather!

[04:27.91] And Heather Chandler, the almighty

[04:32.70] She is a mythic bitch

[04:36.68] They are solid Teflon

[04:38.27] Never bothered, never harassed

[04:41.72] I would give anything to be like that

[04:45.18] I'd like to be their boyfriend

[04:47.44] That would be beautiful

[04:49.31] If I sat at their table, guys would notice me

[04:51.96] So beautiful

[04:54.35] I'd like them to be nicer

[04:56.75] That would be beautiful

[04:59.13] I'd like to kidnap a Heather and photograph her naked in an abandoned warehouse

[05:02.32] And leave her tied up for the rats!

[05:08.18] Grow up, Heather, bulimia is so '87

[05:11.92] Maybe you should see a doctor, Heather

[05:13.52] Yeah, Heather, maybe I should

[05:15.68] Ah, Heather and Heather and Heather

[05:21.00] Perhaps you didn't hear the bell over all the vomiting

[05:23.64] You're late for class

[05:24.71] Heather wasn't feeling well, we're helping her

[05:27.63] Not without a hall pass you're not. Week's detention

[05:30.84] Actually, Miss Fleming, all four of us are out on a hall pass

[05:34.30] Yearbook committee

[05:38.27] I see you're all listed

[05:40.93] Hurry up and get where you're going

[05:44.14] This is an excellent forgery

[05:46.80] Who are you?

[05:48.64] Veronica Sawyer

[05:50.24] I crave a boon

[05:51.30] What boon?

[05:52.93] Hm, let me sit at your table at lunch

[05:55.90] Just once

[05:56.49] No talking necessary

[05:57.55] If people think you guys tolerate me, they'll leave me alone

[06:01.27] Before you answer, I also do report cards, permission slips and absence notes

[06:04.76] How about prescriptions?

[06:05.56] Shut up, Heather

[06:06.36] Sorry, Heather

[06:08.24] For a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone structure

[06:12.24] And a symmetrical face

[06:14.11] If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull I'd have matching halves

[06:18.09] That's very important

[06:19.47] Of course, you could stand to lose a few pounds

[06:22.40] And you know, you know, you know?

[06:25.06] This could be beautiful

[06:26.97] Mascara, maybe some lip gloss

[06:29.93] And we're on our way

[06:31.28] Get this girl some blush

[06:33.45] And Heather, I need your brush

[06:35.57] Let's make her beautiful

[06:37.46] Let's make her beautiful

[06:39.32] Let's make her beautiful

[06:40.13] Make her beautiful

[06:43.63] Okay?

[06:44.13] Okay!

[06:47.32] Out of my way geek!

[06:48.66] I don't want trouble

[06:49.72] You're gonna die at 3PM!

[06:51.92] Don't you dare touch me! Get away, pervert!

[06:54.33] What'd I ever do to them?

[06:56.75] Who could survive this?

[06:57.82] I can't escape this!

[06:59.21] I think I'm dying!

[07:00.29] Who's that with Heather?

[07:04.80] Whoa. Heather, Heather, Heather

[07:09.85] And someone!

[07:11.46] Heather, Heather, Heather

[07:16.00] And a babe!

[07:17.73] Heather, Heather, Heather

[07:22.01] Veronica?!

[07:23.05] Veronica, Veronica, Veronica

[07:28.64] And you know

[07:30.24] You know, you know

[07:32.89] Life can be beautiful

[07:35.04] You hope, you dream, you pray

[07:38.23] And you get your way!

[07:40.08] Ask me how it feels

[07:42.47] Looking like hell on wheels

[07:45.72] My God, it's beautiful!

[07:49.20] I might be beautiful

[07:52.66] And when you're beautiful

[07:56.66] It's a beautiful frickin' day!

[07:58.92] Heather! Heather! Heather! Veronica!

[08:03.71] Heather! Heather! Heather! Veronica! Veronica! Veronica! Veronica!