Greatest

[00:00.49] Motherfuckers talkin' crazy (yeah), sayin' I should quit (yeah)

[00:02.88] I fuckin' tell 'em make me (bitch), eat a fuckin' dick (yeah)

[00:05.80] I'm feelin' like the greatest (woo), on the beat who ever did it

[00:08.99] Mike WiLL the one who made it, it's Shady on the lyrics

[00:11.65] I'm somewhat outlandish they say

[00:13.24] You say we're cut from the same cloth

[00:14.57] But I guess you fabricate, eh?

[00:16.16] You better bring more men than the Latter Day Saints

[00:18.03] Manic states, Steven Paddock with automatic stay spray

[00:20.15] At anything that may stand in they way

[00:21.74] As I stand at the bay window with a hand grenade

[00:23.86] And a trey eight, at the Mandalay Bay

[00:25.19] Common sense, I'm a dollar short and a day late

[00:27.59] James Holmes at the Saturday Batman matinee

[00:29.44] Must have missed my CAT scan that day

[00:31.03] I just threw a Tampax at Dre

[00:32.37] Trashcan, Tascam and ashtray

[00:33.69] I'm turning back to a madman, can't take

[00:35.29] Anymore but I try to get away from the anger and rage

[00:37.43] My basal ganglia's an A to the K

[00:39.05] Get your ass spayed like bidets breakin' your legs

[00:40.65] Eight different ways, aim for the waist, you chumps don't

[00:42.24] Even know how to do somethin'

[00:43.57] To give goosebumps a day when you say

[00:44.90] That somethin' you won't give someone a lump in their throat

[00:46.25] If you had 'em choked up you'd be yankin' my chain

[00:47.87] Feel like I'm headed for a padded cell, the

[00:49.75] Bar for me what I rap isn't fair but

[00:51.34] Guess that's the standard I'm held to

[00:52.67] But if somethin' like that doesn't tell ya

[00:54.26] You set a mark too high when platinum sales are looked at as a failure

[00:56.92] Then you better take it back to the shelter

[00:58.29] And Hamburger Helper, 'cause damn it I'm still the

[01:00.14] Greatest in the world, greatest in the world, greatest in the world

[01:04.12] (No lie) I might be

[01:06.26] The best to ever do it, the best to ever do it, the best to ever do it

[01:10.23] I feel like the greatest, woke up to honkies sounding like me

[01:15.01] Never be as good, never be as good

[01:17.94] Packing up wife-beaters, white t-shirts, white-

[01:20.33] I'm the greatest

[01:23.82] So you sold 10 million albums, eh? (What?)

[01:25.94] Only problem is, you put out 10 million albums, eh? (Haha)

[01:28.32] Wait, what was I just about to say?

[01:29.91] Oh yeah, let me get this out the way

[01:31.24] I know there's people that are pissed about the way I mispronounced the name

[01:33.10] "DIE ANTWOORD!"

[01:34.17] Fuck, I still can't say the shit

[01:35.49] But how quickly they forget who the fuck I was

[01:37.38] Now Ninja try to duck my slugs, you let your girl get fucked by Muggs

[01:39.77] I'd like to give a shout to Cypress

[01:41.37] This can't be real, you dissed me and I was just tryin' to

[01:43.76] Give you a shout, now get the fuck out my rhyme book

[01:46.17] No more shiners, already too much time took, and rappers

[01:48.05] I hear you talkin' shit, I'm just too big to respond to it

[01:50.71] God forbid I forget, go and jump out the window

[01:53.10] Somebody better child-proof it

[01:54.43] 'Cause if I lose it we can rewind to some old Ja Rule shit

[01:56.29] And I can remind motherfuckers how I do shit

[01:57.88] You don't got the tools, I got my toolkit, I bullshit you not

[02:00.81] Y'all fools just forgot that I'm so fuckin' awful with the thoughts

[02:03.19] And when I'm hostile and impossible to stop

[02:04.79] So you call it a nostril 'cause it's not gonna ever

[02:06.68] I'll never let up on the pedal, might as well get the mop

[02:09.34] 'Cause I'm wipin' everyone up in this genre

[02:10.66] 'Cause on the mic I feel like I'm the

[02:12.26] Greatest in the world, greatest in the world, greatest in the world

[02:16.24] (No lie) I might be

[02:18.10] Best to ever do it, best to ever do it, best to ever do it

[02:22.35] I feel like the greatest, woke up to honkies sounding like me

[02:27.13] Never be as good, never be as good

[02:29.79] Packing up wife-beaters, white t-shirts, white-

[02:32.45] I'm the greatest

[02:35.91] Oh yeah, and one more thing I want to mention

[02:38.56] Is you're one dimension

[02:39.61] I'm a monkey wrench and I can flunk detention

[02:40.97] I love contentions so welcome to the gun convention

[02:42.82] Muscles flexin', gotta strut like a front suspension

[02:44.98] And you just stuck the key up in the ignition

[02:46.57] And gave me enough gas to flood my engine (yeah)

[02:48.17] Psychopath, Michael's Jack's blowin' up like a raft

[02:50.56] I just slapped Vlad with a ISIS flag

[02:52.43] Bet you I come back twice as bad (uh)

[02:54.88] Revival didn't go viral

[02:57.01] Denaun and Royce tell me that I should take the high road

[02:59.67] Fuck that, I'm finna hit back

[03:01.26] 'Til I run out of gun powder and split the scene

[03:03.13] Hold the mic similar to pistol, squeeze

[03:04.46] And I shoot from the hip when I grip them things

[03:06.07] And my lips and the clips got the SIG lit like it's nicotine

[03:07.93] Trigger me and Slim gets mean

[03:09.26] Bars are like bullets when I spit them schemes

[03:10.58] That's why I call the motherfuckers M-16's

[03:11.91] Float like a butterfly, I'm gonna sting like a bee, you ain't harmin' a thing

[03:15.10] I hit a ding hard as I'm gonna swing

[03:16.69] I'm gonna need to put my arm in a sling

[03:18.02] But like a wedding band you gotta be diamond to even climb in the ring

[03:20.68] An anomaly, I'm Muhammad Ali

[03:22.54] 'Cause I knew one day I'm gonna be the

[03:23.86] Greatest in the world, greatest in the world, greatest in the world

[03:28.38] (No lie) I might be

[03:30.24] Best to ever do it, best to ever do it, best to ever do it

[03:34.49] I feel like the greatest, woke up to honkies sounding like me

[03:39.27] Never be as good, never be as good

[03:41.93] Packing up wife-beaters, white t-shirts, white-

[03:44.58] I'm the greatest