Comic Debris

[00:12.37] The mystery man came over

[00:15.03] And he said I'm outta sight

[00:18.22] He said for a nominal service charge

[00:20.87] I could reach nirvana tonight

[00:23.79] If I was ready, willing and able

[00:26.98] To pay him his regular fee

[00:29.90] He would drop all the rest of his pressing affairs

[00:32.83] And devote his attention to me

[00:34.95] But I said look here brother

[00:40.26] Who you jiving with that cosmik debris?

[00:43.18] Now who you jiving with that cosmik debris?

[00:48.58] Look here brother, don't waste your time on me

[01:01.06] The mystery man got nervous and he fidget around a bit

[01:06.90] He reached in the pocket of his mystery robe

[01:09.56] And he whipped out a shaving kit

[01:12.75] Now I thought it was a razor

[01:15.93] And a can of foaming goo

[01:18.86] But he told me right then when the top popped open

[01:21.78] There was nothin' his box won't do

[01:24.97] With the oil of aphrodite, and the dust of the grand wazoo

[01:30.81] He said you might not believe this, little fella

[01:33.73] But it'll cure your asthma too

[01:36.12] And I said look here brother

[01:41.43] Who you jiving with that cosmik debris?

[01:44.36] Now what kind of a guru are you, anyway?

[01:49.67] Look here brother, don't waste your time on me

[01:53.28] (Don't waste your time)

[06:31.56] I've got troubles of my own, I said

[06:34.49] And you can't help me out

[06:36.88] So, take your meditations and your preparations

[06:40.60] And ram it up your snout

[06:43.85] But I got a crystal ball, he said

[06:47.57] And held it to the light

[06:50.22] So I snatched it, all away from him

[06:53.14] And I showed him how to do it right

[06:56.86] I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head

[06:59.52] So I looked like I was deep

[07:03.24] I said some mumbo-jumbo, then

[07:05.63] I told him he was going to sleep

[07:08.93] I robbed his rings and pocketwatch

[07:11.74] And everything else I found

[07:15.08] I had that sucker hypnotized

[07:17.47] He couldn't even make a sound

[07:20.66] I proceeded to tell him his future, then

[07:23.31] As long as he was hanging around

[07:25.52] I said the price of meat has just gone up

[07:29.24] And your old lady has just gone down

[07:33.49] Look here brother

[07:37.47] Who you jiving with that cosmik debris?

[07:39.99] Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?

[07:44.46] Don't you know, you could make more money as a butcher?

[07:48.71] So, don't waste your time on me

[00:00.00] Don't waste it, don't waste your time on me (om shanti, om shanti, om shanti, shanti)