Microwave Popcorn
[00:12.62] Could you turn my headphones? Turn up my head
[00:14.48] Or, I'm the only one in here, so
[00:16.61] I'm gonna turn up my own headphones for myself
[00:19.02] Thank you, you're welcome
[00:20.87] Tryna make microwave popcorn
[00:25.14] In a microwave
[00:28.06] I am on that wave, I am on that wave
[00:33.14] Tryna make microwave popcorn
[00:34.99] I take the packet out the plastic (takin' out the plastic, brrt)
[00:38.17] Reading the directions on the back of the package (oh)
[00:41.63] Orville Redenbacher, you're a savage (you a savage)
[00:44.03] So let's get crackin' (tryna make microwave, ayy)
[00:46.95] I put the packet on the glass (what glass?)
[00:50.15] The little glass dish in the microwave (got it)
[00:53.60] I close the door (which door?)
[00:55.98] The door to the microwave (what is wrong with you?)
[00:58.63] You follow all the rules when you're a studious guy (step one)
[01:01.30] Insert the packet, set the power to high
[01:04.48] Cook for one and a half minutes to two and a half minutes (mm, kind of a wide range)
[01:09.00] Tryna make microwave popcorn (skibidi skibidi bap)
[01:13.51] In a microwave (brrt)
[01:16.43] I am on that wave, I am on that wave
[01:21.22] Tryna make microwave popcorn
[01:23.61] The popcorn's done (thank God!)
[01:26.27] I open up the door, I take it out
[01:28.93] Ah, shi-, goddamn, that's hot, super hot
[01:32.13] Makes sense (I burned my fingies)
[01:35.59] I open up the packet (the packet)
[01:38.25] It smells smoky and the kernels are black, shit (no)
[01:40.91] I burned it (no), I burned it (for real?)
[01:44.09] Yes, for real, do you think you're helping by saying all this? (Tryna make microwave)
[01:47.56] I'm givin' up (I'm done cookin' popcorn)
[01:50.22] I'ma eat a bag of Skinny Pop (it's already popped)
[01:53.67] I look back at the microwave, wait a minute
[01:55.80] How'd I miss this button?
[01:56.59] There's a button and the button says, "popcorn" (oh no)
[02:01.11] On the microwave (there was a button that said "popcorn"?)
[02:04.57] I am on that wave, I am on that wave (I shoulda hit that button, brrt)
[02:09.07] Tryna make microwave popcorn (tryna make microwave, skibidi skibidi bap)
[02:13.86] In a microwave (guys, stop)
[02:16.52] I am on that wave, I am on that wave (everyone's talking at the same time, shut up, shut up!)
[02:21.03] Tryna make microwave popcorn
