Fat Funny Friend
[00:00.55] I break the ice
[00:04.80] So they don't see my size
[00:09.07] And I have to be nice
[00:13.56] Or I'll be the next punchline
[00:19.56] I'm just the best friend in Hollywood movies
[00:23.80] Who only exist to continue the story
[00:28.04] The girl gets the guy while I'm standing off-screen
[00:32.55] So I'll wait for my cue to be comedic relief
[00:37.31] Can't be too loud
[00:39.56] Can't be too busy
[00:41.80] If I don't answer now, are they still gonna need me?
[00:46.30] Can't be too proud
[00:48.55] Can't think I'm pretty
[00:50.55] Do they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly?
[00:56.05] I say I'm okay
[01:00.55] 'Cause they wouldn't care anyway
[01:04.81] And I could try to explain
[01:09.29] But my efforts in vain
[01:11.56] They can't relate to how I've-
[01:15.04] Drawn out in Sharpie where I take the scissors
[01:19.30] If that's what it took for me to look in the mirror
[01:23.82] I've done every diet to make me look thinner
[01:27.80] So why do I still feel so goddamn inferior?
[01:33.05] Can't be too loud
[01:34.80] And can't be too busy
[01:37.05] If I don't answer now, are they still gonna need me?
[01:41.81] Can't be too proud and
[01:44.05] Can't think I'm pretty
[01:46.04] Do they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly?
[01:50.80] Life of the fat, funny friend
[01:54.81] Life of the fat, funny friend
[02:00.55] It's funny when I think a guy likes me
[02:04.30] And it's funny when I'm the one who says, "Let's go to eat"
[02:09.55] It's funny when I'm asked to go out on Halloween
[02:13.56] Dresses and thigh highs, while I hide my body
[02:18.57] Can't be too loud
[02:20.80] And can't be too busy
[02:22.54] If I don't answer now, are they still gonna miss me?
[02:27.56] Can't be too loud
[02:29.55] And can't be too busy
[02:31.56] If I don't answer now, are they still gonna need me?
[02:36.30] Can't be too proud and
[02:38.54] Can't think I'm pretty
[02:40.29] Do they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly?
[02:45.30] Life of the fat, funny friend
[02:49.57] Life of the fat, funny friend
[02:54.05] Life of the fat, funny friend
[02:58.55] Life of the fat, funny friend
