I'm shady

[00:04.56] Who came through with two Glocks to terrorize your borough?

[00:07.53] Told you how to slap dips and murder your girl?

[00:09.93] Gave you all the finger and told you to sit and twirl

[00:12.85] Sold a billion tapes and still screamed "Fuck the world!"

[00:15.50] Slim Shady, so come and kill me while my name's hot

[00:17.89] And shoot me 25 times in the same spot

[00:21.12] I think I got a generation brainwashed

[00:23.24] To pop pills and smoke pot till they brains rot

[00:25.89] Stop they blood flow until they veins clot

[00:28.28] I need a pain shot and a shot of plain scotch

[00:31.20] Purple haze and acid raindrops

[00:33.33] Spike the punch at the party and drink pop

[00:36.27] Shaved my armpits and wore a tank top

[00:38.66] Bad Boy, I told you that I can't stop

[00:41.58] You gotta make 'em fear you before you make 'em feel you

[00:43.70] So everybody buy my shit or I'ma come and kill you

[00:45.60] I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets

[00:50.17] I'm your brother when you need

[00:52.80] Some good weed to set you free

[00:55.45] You know me, I'm your friend, when you need a Mini Thin

[01:05.57] I'm Shady!

[01:07.20] I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful

[01:09.84] I like birds, bees, I like people

[01:12.24] I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful

[01:14.89] Like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in preschool

[01:17.29] The ill type, I stab myself with a steel spike

[01:19.94] While I blow my brain out, just to see what it feels like

[01:22.33] 'Cause this is how I am in real life

[01:24.46] I don't want to just die a normal death, no I wanna be killed twice

[01:27.90] How you gonna scare somebody with a gun threat

[01:30.30] When they high off of drugs they haven't even done yet?

[01:32.69] So bring the money by tonight cause your wife said this the biggest knife she ever saw in her life

[01:38.01] I try to keep it positive and play it cool

[01:40.40] Shoot up the playground and tell the kids to stay in school

[01:43.31] 'Cause I'm the one they can relate to and look up to better

[01:45.71] Tonight I think I'll write my biggest fan a "fuck you letter"

[01:48.37] I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets

[01:52.66] I'm your brother when you need

[01:55.06] Some good weed to set you free

[01:57.44] You know me, I'm your friend, when you need a Mini Thin

[02:07.26] I'm Shady!

[02:09.12] I listen to your demo tape and act like I don't like it

[02:11.52] Six months later you hear your lyrics on my shit

[02:14.19] People don't buy shit no more, they just dub it

[02:16.32] That's why I'm still broke and had the number one club hit

[02:19.26] But they love it when you make your business public

[02:21.92] So fuck it, I've got herpes while we on the subject

[02:24.58] And if I told you I had AIDS y'all would play it

[02:26.97] 'Cause you stupid motherfuckers think I'm playing when I say it

[02:29.36] Well, I do take pills, don't do speed

[02:31.75] Don't do crack, don't do coke, I do smoke weed

[02:34.68] Don't do smack, I do do shrooms, do drink beer

[02:37.59] I just wanna make a few things clear

[02:39.72] My baby mama's not dead, she's still alive and bitchin'

[02:42.11] And I don't have herpes, my dick's just itchin'

[02:45.03] It's not syphilis, and as for being AIDS infested

[02:47.69] I don't know yet, I'm too scared to get tested

[02:49.82] I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets

[02:54.61] I'm your brother when you need

[02:57.00] Some good weed to set you free

[02:59.39] You know me, I'm your friend, when you need a Mini Thin

[03:09.24] I'm Shady!

[03:14.82] I told you I was Shady

[03:19.06] Y'all didn't believe me

[03:25.17] I'm Shady!

[03:30.49] And that's my name