Fake Tales Of San Francisco
[00:09.10] Fake tales of San Francisco
[00:11.80] Echo through the room
[00:16.32] More point to a wedding disco
[00:19.25] Without a bride or groom
[00:23.76] And there's a super cool band, yeah
[00:25.89] With their trilbies and their glasses of white wine
[00:31.47] And all the weekend rockstars are in the toilets
[00:34.39] Practicing their lines
[00:39.45] I don't want to hear you (kick me out, kick me out)
[00:43.43] I don't want to hear you, no, kick me out, kick me out
[00:47.16] I don't want to hear you (kick me out, kick me out)
[00:50.88] I don't want to hear you, I don't want to hear your
[00:54.33] Fake tales of San Francisco
[00:57.25] Echo through the air
[01:01.77] And there's a few bored faces at the back, all
[01:04.75] Wishing they weren't there
[01:09.27] And as the microphone squeaks
[01:10.81] A young girl's telephone beeps
[01:12.67] Yeah, she's dashing for the exit
[01:14.81] Oh, she's running to the streets outside
[01:17.73] "Oh, you've saved me", she screams down the line
[01:20.92] "The band were fucking wank and I'm not having a nice time"
[01:24.82] I don't want to hear you (kick me out, kick me out)
[01:28.81] I don't want to hear you, no (kick me out, kick me out)
[01:32.00] Yeah, but his bird said it's amazing though, so all that's left
[01:35.65] Is the proof that love's not only blind, but deaf
[01:56.17] He talks of San Francisco, he's from Hunter's Bar
[01:59.89] I don't quite know the distance, but I'm sure that's far
[02:04.14] Yeah, I'm sure it's pretty far
[02:10.77] And, yeah, I'd love to tell you all my problem
[02:14.49] You're not from New York City, you're from Rotherham
[02:18.21] So get off the bandwagon, and put down the handbook
[02:21.66] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[02:23.80] Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook
[02:27.25] Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook
[02:30.96] Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook
[02:34.42] Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook, yeah
