Riot Van

[00:00.19] So up rolls a riot van

[00:01.72] And sparks excitement in the boys

[00:06.53] But the policemen look annoyed

[00:11.05] Perhaps these are ones they should avoid

[00:19.58] Got a chase last night

[00:21.43] From men with truncheons dressed in hats

[00:28.61] We didn't do that much wrong

[00:30.73] Still ran away though, for the laugh

[00:34.19] Just for the laugh

[00:36.57] And, please, just stop talking

[00:38.70] 'Cause they won't find us if you do

[00:43.48] Oh, those silly boys in blue

[00:48.53] Well, they won't catch me and you

[00:56.23] "Have you been drinking, son?

[00:58.41] You don't look old enough to me"

[01:05.56] "I'm sorry, officer, is there a certain age you're supposed to be?

[01:11.22] 'Cause nobody told me"

[01:13.57] And up rolls the riot van

[01:15.70] And these lads just wind the coppers up

[01:20.49] They ask why they don't catch proper crooks

[01:25.27] They get their address and their names took

[01:31.59] But they couldn't care less

[01:50.41] Thrown in the riot van

[01:52.80] And all the coppers kicked him in

[01:57.36] And there was no way he could win

[02:02.15] Just had to take it on the chin