Red Light Indicates Doors Are Secured

[00:08.35] We'll ask if we can have six in

[00:10.79] If not we'll have to have two

[00:12.92] Well, you're coming up our end, aren't you?

[00:15.04] So I'll get one with you

[00:17.17] Won't he let us have six in?

[00:19.02] Especially not with the food

[00:21.17] He could have just told us no though

[00:23.32] He didn't have to be rude

[00:25.71] You see her with the green dress?

[00:27.58] She talked to me at the bar

[00:29.98] Wait, how come it's already two pound fifty?

[00:32.10] We've only gone about a yard

[00:34.49] Didn't you see she were gorgeous

[00:36.35] She were beyond belief

[00:38.21] But this lad at her side drinking his Smirnoff Ice

[00:40.61] Came and paid for her Tropical Reef

[00:42.73] And I'm sitting going backwards

[00:44.85] And I didn't want to leave

[00:47.24] I said, "It's High Green, mate

[00:48.31] Via Hillsborough, please"

[00:58.25] Well, how funny were that sketch earlier

[01:00.63] Up near that taxi rank?

[01:02.76] Oh no, you would have missed it

[01:04.62] Think it were when you went to the bank

[01:06.93] These two lads squaring up proper shouting

[01:09.10] 'Bout who were next in the queue

[01:11.21] The kind of thing that'd seem so silly

[01:13.34] But not when they've both had a few

[01:15.47] Well calm down, temper, temper

[01:17.59] You shouldn't get so annoyed

[01:19.72] Well, you're acting like a silly little boy

[01:24.23] And they wanted to be men

[01:25.73] And do some fighting in the street

[01:28.16] They said "no surrender

[01:29.75] No chance of retreat"

[01:57.34] And so why are they in the taxi?

[01:59.13] 'Cause I didn't want to leave

[02:01.25] I said, "It's High Green, mate

[02:02.52] Via Hillsborough, please"

[02:12.57] Drunken plots hatched to jump it

[02:14.69] Ask around, "Are you sure?"

[02:16.75] Went for it but the red light was showing

[02:18.52] And red light indicates doors are secured