Bruce
[00:00.46] Oh, Cook!
[00:08.70] Eat (He can't)
[00:10.55] Eat (He surely can't)
[00:12.14] Eat (He might explode!)
[00:14.01] Eat!
[00:15.59] A single slice
[00:16.94] Or even two, Bruce
[00:18.79] Might have been nice
[00:20.38] But even you, Bruce
[00:22.24] Have to admit
[00:23.83] Between you and it
[00:25.95] There's not a lot of difference in size
[00:29.42] He can't! (He can)
[00:30.74] He surely can't!
[00:31.81] He surely can't! (You are the man, Bruce!)
[00:34.46] He might explode!
[00:35.78] He's quite elastic
[00:37.91] He's going to blow, make him stop!
[00:39.50] He's fantastic, look at him go!
[00:42.17] I can't watch!
[00:43.24] I think in effect
[00:44.83] This must confirm, Bruce
[00:46.71] What we all suspected
[00:48.30] You have a worm, Bruce!
[00:50.17] Or maybe your largeness
[00:51.75] Is a bit like the TARDIS
[00:53.88] Considerably roomier inside
[00:57.33] He can't! (He can!)
[00:58.66] He surely can't!
[00:59.72] He surely can't!
[01:00.52] You are the man, Bruce!
[01:01.85] B-R-O-O-C-E!
[01:05.30] Bruce!
[01:07.16] You'll never again be subject to abuse
[01:09.81] For your immense caboose
[01:11.41] She'll call a truce, Bruce
[01:13.81] With every swallow, you are tightening the noose
[01:17.16] We never thought it was possible
[01:20.35] But here it is, coming true
[01:23.10] We can have our cake and eat it too!
[01:27.35] The time has come to put that tumbly-tum to use
[01:31.61] No excuse, Bruce
[01:34.27] Let out your belt, I think you'll want your trousers loose, oh-
[01:38.53] Stuff it in. (Bruce!) You're almost finished. (Bruce!)
[01:41.25] You'll fit it in
[01:42.27] Whatever you do, just don't give in
[01:43.88] Don't let her win
[01:45.21] Come on, Bruce, be our hero
[01:48.67] Cover yourself in chocolate glory!
[01:52.14] Bruce!
[01:54.00] You'll never again be subject to abuse
[01:56.41] For your immense caboose
[01:58.27] She'll call a truce, Bruce
[02:00.41] Just one more bite and you'll've completely cooked her goose
[02:03.85] We never thought it was possible
[02:07.03] But here it is, coming true
[02:09.69] We can have our cake and eat it–
[02:13.94] Ah-ah-ah-ah
[02:18.20] Ah-ah-ah-ah
[02:22.44] Ah-ah-ah-ah
[02:26.96] Ah-ah-ah-ah
[02:32.54] Ahhhhh!
