Congratulations

[00:01.51] T-Series! (Yeah!)

[00:02.84] It's your big day! (Woo!)

[00:05.14] Incredible job!

[00:07.26] I know we had our differences

[00:09.66] But today, I just wanna tell you

[00:12.57] A congratulations, it's a celebration

[00:16.02] Party all day, I know you've been waitin' (Here we go!)

[00:19.75] A congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration

[00:23.20] I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing

[00:26.65] A congratulations to your corporation

[00:30.29] Guess to beat one Swedish boy, you need a billion Asians

[00:34.54] Yeah, you did it, very nice, and all it took

[00:37.72] Was a massive corporate entity with every song in Bollywood

[00:41.70] Now you're at number one (One), hope you did nothing wrong

[00:45.16] Like starting your business by selling pirated songs

[00:48.34] Oops! Didn't think we'd see? It's right there on Wikipedia

[00:52.07] Get used to your past being held against you by the media (Uh oh)

[00:55.52] I'm sure right now there's nothing that you're doing that's illegal, yeah

[00:59.24] I'm certain that you haven't had collusions with the mafia

[01:02.69] For legal reasons, that's a joke

[01:04.28] For legal reasons, that's a joke

[01:06.14] For serious, Indian mafia, please don't kill me, that's a joke

[01:10.13] India, I'm sorry about the memes, you're the best

[01:13.05] I love my Indian Bros, from Bombay to Bangladesh

[01:16.77] I'll take on all the world for you, I'm a heavy hitter

[01:20.48] 'Bout to cause a genocide so you can call me Hi—

[01:23.41] A congratulations, it's a celebration (Oh!)

[01:26.60] Party all day, I know you've been waitin' (Oh yeah!)

[01:30.05] A congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration (Yeah!)

[01:33.77] I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing

[01:37.22] Congratulations (Uh)

[01:40.14] Congratulations (It's your big day! Woo!)

[01:43.86] Congratulations

[01:47.31] Congratulations (Such a big day)

[01:51.83] I got a letter in the post, hmm, what is this? (Hmm)

[01:55.55] T-Series saying "Cease and desist"

[01:59.00] Had a problem with me telling them to hold their defecation

[02:02.72] But let me educate you, silly, that's not defamation (Woo)

[02:06.44] T-Series can eat a dick (Still not defamation)

[02:09.89] Suck my fucking Swedish meatballs (Still not defamation, yum)

[02:13.52] Did you know that Indians have poo-poo in their brains?

[02:16.44] That's a blatant racist lie

[02:18.30] Yeah, but still not defamation! (Woo)

[02:20.43] India got YouTube figured out, that's sick, son

[02:24.14] How 'bout next you figure how to fix the caste system? (Oof)

[02:27.87] Maybe all those ads will solve your crippling poverty

[02:31.05] But looking at T-Series' past, I'm guessing not probably

[02:34.23] But never mind the poor people, we just here to party

[02:37.96] Just here to pop some bottles with the Nine-Year-Old Army

[02:41.95] Non-alcoholic 'cause I had a real problem

[02:44.86] But we still out here living like we 'bout to kamikaze

[02:48.85] So this is it, thanks for sticking with my channel

[02:52.03] Ever since I was a nobody, screaming at barrels

[02:55.48] Yeah, this is it, it's been an adventure

[02:58.94] It's the end of the reign of Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg

[03:02.66] Through all the change and controversy, you've been by my side

[03:05.85] There's no army in the world I would rather give me watch time

[03:10.36] It's been a wild ride, so while I can still be heard

[03:13.55] Here's one last brofist from the number one in the world

[03:20.19] A congratulations, it's a celebration (Oh)

[03:23.11] Party all day (Skrra), I know you've been waitin' (Yeet, party all day, yeah)

[03:26.56] A congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration (Oh)

[03:30.02] I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing

[03:33.47] Congratulations (Oh, ooh hoo)

[03:36.66] Congratulations (Skrattar du, it's your big day!)

[03:40.38] Congratulations (I'm fucking lit!)

[03:43.72] Congratulations (Such a big day!)

[03:47.60] Oh yeah, yeah

[03:49.20] Congratulations, T-Series! You did it!

[03:54.50] Yatta desu ne

[03:57.33] Hope that #MeToo stuff doesn't severely affect your bottom line