Jon Lajoie - Everyday Normal Guy 2
[00:00.23] Steve：You want some more of this bitch? Back in the heezy. We can do this all year long.
[00:12.72] I'm just a regular everyday normal muthafucka
[00:15.72] I told you in the first song, I'll tell you in another.
[00:18.22] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[00:21.21] I don't have a girlfriend my hand's my only lover.
[00:23.47] I'm just a regular everyday normal muthafucka
[00:26.48] One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper.
[00:28.97] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[00:31.47] And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman.
[00:34.47] I was walking down the street just the other day
[00:36.98] I saw these two fine bitches
[00:38.22] They were walkin my way
[00:39.46] Yo whatchu girls doin tonight?
[00:40.71] Is what I wanted to say
[00:42.22] But suddenly I panicked
[00:43.48] My voice started to shake.
[00:44.97] So I put my head down
[00:45.97] And I just walked away
[00:47.47] I had a bus to catch anyway,
[00:48.72] It worked out great.
[00:50.22] Got on the bus put my headphones on and pressed play
[00:52.74] Sheryl Crow, James Blunt, and motherfuckin Ace of Base.
[00:55.72] Yo, what can I say,
[00:56.98] It's just a day in my life
[00:58.22] I'm up early in the morning
[00:59.47] In bed early at night.
[01:00.72] To be productive at work
[01:01.97] I gotta be well rested.
[01:03.97] Yeah muthafucka,
[01:04.97] You heard what I just said.
[01:06.22] I'm just a regular everyday normal muthafucka
[01:08.97] I don't like margarine I much prefer the taste of butter.
[01:11.48] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[01:14.22] My favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters.
[01:16.72] I'm just a regular everyday normal muthafucka
[01:19.47] I have a hard time opening my eyes under water.
[01:21.96] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[01:24.97] And I'm not a huge Nicholas Cage fan.
[01:27.47] I'm from a
[01:28.22] Lower-middle class family,
[01:29.97] Me and my brothers and sisters
[01:31.48] Played hide and seek,
[01:33.00] I have good memories
[01:34.21] From my childhood bitch,
[01:35.47] My favorite toy
[01:36.47] Was my fuckin fire truck bitch,
[01:37.72] Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com
[01:37.97] I used to play with that motherfucker all day long,
[01:40.72] Until I learned about sex from the Sears catalog
[01:43.47] And then I played with my muthafucka all day long
[01:46.22] About 10 times a day man, all year long.
[01:48.72] My favorite song motherfucker
[01:50.98] I don't like to admit it
[01:51.23] Is a Celine Dion song
[01:52.48] From the movie Titanic.
[01:54.23] Every night in my dreams,
[01:56.72] I see you I feel you
[01:59.47] Every time I hear that fuckin shit
[02:00.99] A tear comes to my eye.
[02:02.24] Why the fuck did Leonardo Di Caprio have to die?
[02:04.97] Though I'm not afraid to say
[02:05.98] That I'm a sensitive guy,
[02:07.47] Sticks and stones break my bones
[02:08.71] But it's the words that make me cry.
[02:10.47] Like that time in Grade 3
[02:11.47] When a girl called me stupid face,
[02:13.22] She really hurt me,
[02:14.46] Why'd she call me stupid face?
[02:15.71] Is my face stupid?
[02:17.22] How's that even possible?
[02:18.72] A person can be stupid
[02:19.48] But a face? That's impossible.
[02:21.22] Shit happens all the time
[02:22.22] And you learn how to deal with it,
[02:23.72] Regular, everday, normal fuckin bullshit.
[02:26.47] I'm just a regular everyday normal muthafucka
[02:28.97] When I get into a fight I usually leave on a stretcher.
[02:31.47] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[02:34.22] When I got nothin to say I usually talk about the weather.
[02:36.72] I'm just a regular everyday normal muthafucka
[02:39.46] I like the 1st Back to the Future but the 2nd one was better.
[02:41.97] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[02:44.98] I like red peppers better than the green ones.
[02:47.97] Ooooohoooooo savin up my money
[02:51.48] To go buy a new dishwasher.
[02:54.99] Mine broke about 6 months ago.
[02:58.24] Mother fucker.
[03:00.99] Go Go Go Go
[03:03.47] Go shorty, it's your birthday,
[03:06.23] Go party like it's your birthday.
[03:08.48] I wasn't invited, but it's okay.
[03:11.48] I'll just stay at home and play some video games.
[03:26.23] Steve: You want some of this? Come and get it.
