I Wrote The Book
[00:13.16] when it comes to hitching the boat up
[00:16.88] backing down the brown in my old truck
[00:19.81] to find a bunch of laws to catch a bunch of hops
[00:23.79] Yeah I broke the book
[00:25.65] yeah I wrote the book
[00:27.51] if you wanna learn to throw a curl right
[00:30.43] kid to clean up looking on a third strike
[00:33.62] talk a little smack while he's walking back
[00:37.33] yeah I wrote the book
[00:39.99] But there’s one that lays by the lamp on the nightstand
[00:43.18] One that says don’t cuss and don’t fight
[00:46.90] Or let the bottle turn you into a different man
[00:50.35] But damn if I don’t do it every Friday night
[00:57.52] Those get you into Heaven letters in red
[00:58.59] Ain’t gettin’ read enough to keep me on a straight line
[01:00.98] I’m a Jack of all trades
[01:02.83] But man I gotta say
[01:04.69] That’s one book I didn’t write
[01:13.99] I met a good girl
[01:16.12] She had her life straight
[01:17.44] She said she loved that I was good at everythin’
[01:20.63] One day she left me in a cloud of dust
[01:23.82] ‘Cause I never was too good at pickin’ up
[01:27.01] The one that lays by the lamp on the nightstand
[01:30.46] The one that says don’t cuss and don’t fight
[01:33.91] Or let the bottle turn you into a different man
[01:37.10] But damn if I don’t do it every Friday night
[01:40.29] Those get you into Heaven letters in red
[01:43.74] Ain’t gettin’ read enough to keep me on a straight line
[01:46.93] I’m a Jack of all trades
[01:49.58] But man I gotta say
[01:51.44] That’s one book I didn’t write
[02:06.32] Yeah the good Lord knows I need it
[02:09.77] I didn’t write it but I probably oughta read it
[02:15.35] The one that lays by the lamp on the nightstand
[02:18.80] One that says don’t cuss and don’t fight
[02:21.99] Or let the bottle turn you into a different man
[02:25.44] But damn if I don’t do it every Friday night
[02:28.90] Those get you into Heaven letters in red
[02:31.82] Ain’t gettin’ read enough to keep me on a straight line
[02:34.74] I’m a Jack of all trades
[02:37.66] But man I gotta say
[02:39.79] That’s one book I didn’t write
[02:46.43] That’s one book I didn’t write
[02:53.07] That’s one book I didn’t write
