Eminem_-_The_Real_Slim_Shady_(Official_Video_-_Clean_Version)(128k)
[00:03.71] May I have your attention, please?
[00:06.11] May I have your attention, please?
[00:08.86] Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[00:12.60] I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[00:17.61] We're gonna have a problem here
[00:18.61] Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
[00:20.86] Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
[00:23.61] And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
[00:25.61] They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (Agh!)
[00:27.86] It's the return of the "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
[00:30.35] He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
[00:32.86] And Dr. Dre said… nothing, you idiots!
[00:35.36] Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha!)
[00:37.61] Feminist women love Eminem
[00:38.86] "Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
[00:41.36] Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
[00:43.86] Flippin' the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though."
[00:46.36] Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:48.86] But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
[00:51.11] Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
[00:53.35] But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
[00:55.86] "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
[00:57.86] And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
[01:00.11] And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[01:02.36] And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
[01:04.86] Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
[01:06.61] By the time they hit fourth grade
[01:07.61] They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
[01:09.86] We ain't nothin' but mammals—well, some of us, cannibals
[01:12.36] Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
[01:14.50] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[01:16.49] Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[01:19.00] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
[01:21.00] Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes—
[01:23.49] I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[01:25.39] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:27.64] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[01:30.15] Please stand up, please stand up?
[01:32.39] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[01:34.64] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[01:36.65] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[01:39.39] Please stand up, please stand up?
[01:41.40] Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
[01:43.65] Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
[01:46.39] You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
[01:47.89] Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
[01:50.64] "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
[01:52.90] Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here?
[01:55.15] So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
[01:57.40] Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[01:59.65] So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
[02:02.15] And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
[02:04.14] Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
[02:06.40] "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee."
[02:08.89] I should download her audio on MP3
[02:11.14] And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD
[02:14.03] I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
[02:15.67] All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you
[02:18.67] And there's a million of us just like me
[02:20.42] Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
[02:22.67] Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
[02:24.92] And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me
[02:27.68] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[02:29.68] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:31.67] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[02:34.42] Please stand up, please stand up?
[02:36.68] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[02:38.67] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[02:40.92] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[02:43.68] Please stand up, please stand up?
[02:45.57] I'm like a head trip to listen to, ‘cause I'm only givin' you
[02:48.20] Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
[02:50.71] The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
[02:53.21] And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
[02:55.70] I just get on the mic and spit it
[02:57.20] And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it
[02:59.45] Better than 90% of you rappers out can
[03:01.46] Then you wonder: "How can
[03:02.60] Kids eat up these albums like Valiums?"
[03:04.35] It's funny, ‘cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm 30
[03:06.61] I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
[03:08.85] Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
[03:11.10] And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
[03:13.35] And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
[03:15.76] He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings
[03:18.25] Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck!"
[03:21.00] With his windows down and his system up
[03:22.75] So will the real Shady please stand up
[03:24.64] And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
[03:27.05] And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
[03:29.55] And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
[03:32.04] I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[03:33.80] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:36.05] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[03:38.80] Please stand up, please stand up?
[03:40.80] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[03:43.05] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:45.30] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[03:48.04] Please stand up, please stand up?
[03:50.05] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[03:52.30] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[03:54.54] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[03:57.05] Please stand up, please stand up?
[03:59.29] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
[04:01.55] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
[04:03.80] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
[04:06.29] Please stand up, please stand up?
[04:09.45] Ha ha, I guess there’s a Slim Shady in all of us
[04:14.21] Fuck it, let’s all stand up!
