Everyday Normal Guy 2
[00:11.63] Steve：You want some more of this bitch? Back in the heezy. We can do this all year long.
[00:24.12] I'm just a regular everyday normal muthafucka
[00:27.12] I told you in the first song, I'll tell you in another.
[00:29.62] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[00:32.61] I don't have a girlfriend my hand's my only lover.
[00:34.87] I'm just a regular everyday normal muthafucka
[00:37.88] One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper.
[00:40.37] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[00:42.87] And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman.
[00:45.87] I was walking down the street just the other day
[00:48.38] I saw these two fine bitches
[00:49.62] They were walkin my way
[00:50.86] Yo whatchu girls doin tonight?
[00:52.11] Is what I wanted to say
[00:53.62] But suddenly I panicked
[00:54.88] My voice started to shake.
[00:56.37] So I put my head down
[00:57.37] And I just walked away
[00:58.87] I had a bus to catch anyway,
[01:00.12] It worked out great.
[01:01.62] Got on the bus put my headphones on and pressed play
[01:04.14] Sheryl Crow, James Blunt, and motherfuckin Ace of Base.
[01:07.12] Yo, what can I say,
[01:08.38] It's just a day in my life
[01:09.62] I'm up early in the morning
[01:10.87] In bed early at night.
[01:12.12] To be productive at work
[01:13.37] I gotta be well rested.
[01:15.37] Yeah muthafucka,
[01:16.37] You heard what I just said.
[01:17.62] I'm just a regular everyday normal muthafucka
[01:20.37] I don't like margarine I much prefer the taste of butter.
[01:22.88] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[01:25.62] My favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters.
[01:28.12] I'm just a regular everyday normal muthafucka
[01:30.87] I have a hard time opening my eyes under water.
[01:33.36] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[01:36.37] And I'm not a huge Nicholas Cage fan.
[01:38.87] I'm from a
[01:39.62] Lower-middle class family,
[01:41.37] Me and my brothers and sisters
[01:42.88] Played hide and seek,
[01:44.40] I have good memories
[01:45.61] From my childhood bitch,
[01:46.87] My favorite toy
[01:47.87] Was my fuckin fire truck bitch,
[01:49.37] I used to play with that motherfucker all day long,
[01:52.12] Until I learned about sex from the Sears catalog
[01:54.87] And then I played with my muthafucka all day long
[01:57.62] About 10 times a day man, all year long.
[02:00.12] My favorite song motherfucker
[02:02.38] I don't like to admit it
[02:02.63] Is a Celine Dion song
[02:03.88] From the movie Titanic.
[02:05.63] Every night in my dreams,
[02:08.12] I see you I feel you
[02:10.87] Every time I hear that fuckin shit
[02:12.39] A tear comes to my eye.
[02:13.64] Why the fuck did Leonardo Di Caprio have to die?
[02:16.37] Though I'm not afraid to say
[02:17.38] That I'm a sensitive guy,
[02:18.87] Sticks and stones break my bones
[02:20.11] But it's the words that make me cry.
[02:21.87] Like that time in Grade 3
[02:22.87] When a girl called me stupid face,
[02:24.62] She really hurt me,
[02:25.86] Why'd she call me stupid face?
[02:27.11] Is my face stupid?
[02:28.62] How's that even possible?
[02:30.12] A person can be stupid
[02:30.88] But a face? That's impossible.
[02:32.62] Shit happens all the time
[02:33.62] And you learn how to deal with it,
[02:35.12] Regular, everday, normal fuckin bullshit.
[02:37.87] I'm just a regular everyday normal muthafucka
[02:40.37] When I get into a fight I usually leave on a stretcher.
[02:42.87] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[02:45.62] When I got nothin to say I usually talk about the weather.
[02:48.12] I'm just a regular everyday normal muthafucka
[02:50.86] I like the 1st Back to the Future but the 2nd one was better.
[02:53.37] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[02:56.38] I like red peppers better than the green ones.
[02:59.37] Ooooohoooooo savin up my money
[03:02.88] To go buy a new dishwasher.
[03:06.39] Mine broke about 6 months ago.
[03:09.64] Mother fucker.
[03:12.39] Go Go Go Go
[03:14.87] Go shorty, it's your birthday,
[03:17.63] Go party like it's your birthday.
[03:19.88] I wasn't invited, but it's okay.
[03:22.88] I'll just stay at home and play some video games.
[03:37.63] Steve: You want some of this? Come and get it.
