Mrs. Potato Head

[00:10.50] If you weren't born with it

[00:12.75] You can buy a couple ornaments

[00:16.01] Just be sure to read the warning, kids

[00:19.02] 'Cause pretty soon you'll be bored of it

[00:22.56] Sexual, hey girl if you wanna feel sexual

[00:26.55] You can always call up a professional

[00:29.05] They stick pins in you like a vegetable

[00:33.81] Kids forever, kids forever

[00:36.51] Baby soft skin turns into leather

[00:39.54] Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic

[00:42.27] No one will love you if you're unattractive

[00:45.27] Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me

[00:48.01] Is it true that pain is beauty?

[00:50.78] Does a new face come with a warranty?

[00:53.77] Will a pretty face make it better?

[00:56.77] Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me

[00:59.76] How did you afford her surgery?

[01:02.28] Do you swear you'll stay forever

[01:04.76] Even if her face don't stay together

[01:10.75] Even if her face don't stay together

[01:18.00] If you want a little more confidence

[01:19.78] Potatoes turn to french fries, yeah it's common sense

[01:23.02] All you need's a couple more condiments

[01:25.56] And a hundred thousand dollars for some compliments

[01:30.27] It's such a waste

[01:31.29] When little girls grow into their mother's face

[01:34.27] But little girls are learning how to cut and paste

[01:37.01] And pucker up their lips until they suffocate

[01:41.58] Kids forever kids forever

[01:44.30] Baby soft skin turns into leather

[01:47.02] Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic

[01:50.01] No one will love you if you're unattractive

[01:53.01] Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me

[01:55.77] Is it true that pain is beauty?

[01:58.78] Does a new face come with a warranty?

[02:01.53] Will a pretty face make it better?

[02:04.52] Oh Mr. potato head tell me

[02:07.52] How did you afford her surgery?

[02:10.02] Do you swear you'll stay forever

[02:12.52] Even if her face don't stay together

[02:15.76] Stay forever, stay forever

[02:18.27] Even if her face don't stay together

[02:21.02] Stay forever, stay forever

[02:23.81] Even if her face don't stay together

[02:38.53] Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me

[02:41.02] Is it true that pain is beauty?

[02:44.04] Does a new face come with a warranty?

[02:47.01] Will a pretty face make it better?

[02:49.75] Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me

[02:52.49] How did you afford her surgery?

[02:55.26] Do you swear you'll stay forever

[02:57.78] Even if her face don't stay together

[03:00.75] Stay forever, stay forever

[03:03.54] Even if her face don't stay together

[03:06.26] Stay forever, stay forever

[03:09.27] Even if her face don't stay together

[03:12.00] Stay forever, stay forever

[03:14.78] Even if her face don't stay together

[03:17.55] Stay forever, stay forever

[03:20.54] Even if her face don't stay together