Fat Funny Friend- Maddie Zahm (sped up)
[00:00.05] I break the ice
[00:04.27] So they don't see my size
[00:07.72] And I have to be nice
[00:11.49] Or I'll be the next punchline
[00:16.31] I'm just the best friend in Hollywood movies
[00:19.78] Who only exist to continue the story
[00:23.22] The girl gets the guy while I'm standing off-screen
[00:26.68] So I'll wait for my cue to be comedic relief
[00:30.92] Can't be too loud
[00:32.52] Can't be too busy
[00:34.37] If I don't answer now, are they still gonna need me?
[00:38.15] Can't be too proud
[00:40.04] Can't think I'm pretty
[00:41.63] Do they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly?
[00:45.96] I say I'm okay
[00:49.42] 'Cause they wouldn't care anyway
[00:53.37] And I could try to explain
[00:56.87] But my efforts in vain
[00:59.06] They can't relate to how I've
[01:01.98] Drawn out in Sharpie where I take the scissors
[01:05.17] If that's what it took for me to look in the mirror
[01:08.92] I've done every diet to make me look thinner
[01:12.37] So why do I still feel so goddamn inferior?
[01:16.44] Can't be too loud
[01:18.33] And can't be too busy
[01:19.97] If I don't answer now, are they still gonna need me?
[01:24.00] Can't be too proud and
[01:25.58] Can't think I'm pretty
[01:27.50] Do they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly?
[01:31.49] Life of the fat, funny friend
[01:35.20] Life of the fat, funny friend
[01:39.74] It's funny when I think a guy likes me
[01:43.22] And it's funny when I'm the one who says, "Let's go to eat"
[01:47.01] It's funny when I'm asked to go out on Halloween
[01:50.76] Dresses and thigh highs, while I hide my body
[01:54.51] Can't be too loud
[01:56.37] And can't be too busy
[01:58.23] If I don't answer now, are they still gonna miss me?
[02:02.26] Can't be too loud
[02:03.87] And can't be too busy
[02:05.74] If I don't answer now, are they still gonna need me?
[02:09.49] Can't be too proud and
[02:11.65] Can't think I'm pretty
[02:13.27] Do they keep me around, so their flaws just seem silly?
[02:16.99] Life of the fat, funny friend
[02:21.00] Life of the fat, funny friend
[02:24.48] Life of the fat, funny friend
[02:28.24] Life of the fat, funny friend
[02:33.26] I've drawn out in Sharpie where I take the scissors
