Jon Lajoie - Everyday Normal Guy 2
[00:00.04] Steve：You want some more of this bitch? Back in the heezy. We can do this all year long.
[00:13.57] I'm just a regular everyday normal muthafucka
[00:16.23] I told you in the first song, I'll tell you in another.
[00:18.88] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[00:21.54] I don't have a girlfriend my hand's my only lover.
[00:23.93] I'm just a regular everyday normal muthafucka
[00:27.11] One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper.
[00:29.23] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[00:32.15] And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman.
[00:34.28] I was walking down the street just the other day
[00:37.20] I saw these two fine bitches
[00:38.56] They were walkin my way
[00:39.89] Yo whatchu girls doin tonight?
[00:41.26] Is what I wanted to say
[00:42.86] But suddenly I panicked
[00:43.92] My voice started to shake.
[00:45.24] So I put my head down
[00:46.57] And I just walked away
[00:47.90] I had a bus to catch anyway,
[00:49.23] It worked out great.
[00:50.55] Got on the bus put my headphones on and pressed play
[00:53.20] Sheryl Crow, James Blunt, and motherfuckin Ace of Base.
[00:55.86] Yo, what can I say,
[00:57.45] It's just a day in my life
[00:58.51] I'm up early in the morning
[00:59.84] In bed early at night.
[01:01.17] To be productive at work
[01:02.82] I gotta be well rested.
[01:04.15] Yeah muthafucka,
[01:05.21] You heard what I just said.
[01:06.80] I'm just a regular everyday normal muthafucka
[01:09.46] I don't like margarine I much prefer the taste of butter.
[01:12.11] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[01:14.77] My favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters.
[01:17.42] I'm just a regular everyday normal muthafucka
[01:20.08] I have a hard time opening my eyes under water.
[01:22.46] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[01:25.12] And I'm not a huge Nicholas Cage fan.
[01:28.05] I'm from a
[01:29.36] Lower-middle class family,
[01:30.69] Me and my brothers and sisters
[01:32.02] Played hide and seek,
[01:33.35] I have good memories
[01:34.67] From my childhood bitch,
[01:36.00] My favorite toy
[01:37.06] Was my fuckin fire truck bitch,
[01:37.35] Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com
[01:38.18] I used to play with that motherfucker all day long,
[01:41.09] Until I learned about sex from the Sears catalog
[01:44.02] And then I played with my muthafucka all day long
[01:46.41] About 10 times a day man, all year long.
[01:49.39] My favorite song motherfucker
[01:50.75] I don't like to admit it
[01:52.08] Is a Celine Dion song
[01:53.41] From the movie Titanic.
[01:54.73] Every night in my dreams,
[01:57.39] I see you I feel you
[02:00.04] Every time I hear that fuckin shit
[02:01.63] A tear comes to my eye.
[02:02.96] Why the fuck did Leonardo Di Caprio have to die?
[02:05.35] Though I'm not afraid to say
[02:06.68] That I'm a sensitive guy,
[02:08.00] Sticks and stones break my bones
[02:09.61] But it's the words that make me cry.
[02:10.93] Like that time in Grade 3
[02:12.25] When a girl called me stupid face,
[02:13.85] She really hurt me,
[02:14.91] Why'd she call me stupid face?
[02:16.23] Is my face stupid?
[02:17.56] How's that even possible?
[02:18.89] A person can be stupid
[02:19.95] But a face? That's impossible.
[02:21.54] Shit happens all the time
[02:22.60] And you learn how to deal with it,
[02:24.19] Regular, everday, normal fuckin bullshit.
[02:26.85] I'm just a regular everyday normal muthafucka
[02:29.53] When I get into a fight I usually leave on a stretcher.
[02:32.19] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[02:34.83] When I got nothin to say I usually talk about the weather.
[02:37.22] I'm just a regular everyday normal muthafucka
[02:40.15] I like the 1st Back to the Future but the 2nd one was better.
[02:42.53] I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
[02:45.19] I like red peppers better than the green ones.
[02:48.11] Ooooohoooooo savin up my money
[02:51.60] To go buy a new dishwasher.
[02:55.63] Mine broke about 6 months ago.
[02:58.29] Mother fucker.
[02:59.91] Go Go Go Go
[03:04.15] Go shorty, it's your birthday,
[03:06.28] Go party like it's your birthday.
[03:08.94] I wasn't invited, but it's okay.
[03:11.58] I'll just stay at home and play some video games.
[00:00.00] Steve: You want some of this? Come and get it.
