Eminem - Rap God

[00:02.97] Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your feelings

[00:05.72] But I'm only going to get this one chance

[00:09.71] Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)

[00:13.47] Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what

[00:18.50] If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble,

[00:21.75] And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances

[00:24.78] You were just what the doctor ordered

[00:26.22] I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God

[00:28.47] All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod

[00:32.47] Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?

[00:35.72] They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rapbot

[00:38.22] But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes

[00:40.47] I got a laptop in my back pocket

[00:42.22] My pen'll go off when I half-cock it

[00:43.71] Got a fat knot from that rap profit

[00:45.48] Made a living and a killing off it

[00:46.72] Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office

[00:48.24] With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his nut-sack

[00:50.22] I'm an MC still as honest

[00:51.74] But as rude and indecent as all hell syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with)

[00:54.78] This slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy hip hop

[00:56.47] You don't really wanna get into a pissing match with this rappidy rap

[00:58.22] Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, pack backpack rap, yep, yackidy-yac

[01:01.37] The exact same time I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing

[01:04.65] That I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table

[01:05.82] Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half

[01:08.37] Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact

[01:11.29] How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack

[01:14.21] Rappers are having a rough time period, here's a Maxipad

[01:16.97] It's actually disastrously bad

[01:18.73] For the wack while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as

[01:20.97] I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God

[01:23.93] All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod

[01:27.66] Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?

[01:30.57] Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that hard

[01:34.25] Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got

[01:37.22] Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and youthful exuberance

[01:39.97] Everybody loves to root for a nuisance

[01:41.72] Hit the earth like an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the moon since

[01:43.98] MC's get taken to school with this music

[01:46.70] 'Cause I use it as a vehicle to bust a rhyme

[01:48.23] Now I lead a new school full of students

[01:49.99] Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N-

[01:52.47] -W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim

[01:55.99] Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position

[01:58.48] To meet Run DMC and induct them into the motherfuckin' Rock n'

[02:02.22] Roll Hall of Fame

[02:03.97] Even though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames

[02:06.47] Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame

[02:08.47] On the wall of shame

[02:10.22] You fags think it's all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames

[02:11.71] Off of planking, tell me what in the fuck are you thinking?

[02:13.47] Little gay looking boy

[02:17.22] So gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy

[02:19.22] You witnessing a massacre

[02:20.53] Like you watching a church gathering take place looking boy

[02:23.22] Oy vey, that boy's gay, that's all they say looking boy

[02:25.96] You get a thumbs up, pat on the back

[02:27.47] And a way to go from your label everyday looking boy

[02:29.47] Hey, looking boy, what you say looking boy?

[02:31.25] I got a "hell yeah" from Dre looking boy

[02:32.97] I'mma work for everything I have

[02:34.23] Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my face looking boy

[02:35.71] Basically boy you're never gonna be capable

[02:37.76] To keep up with the same pace looking boy

[02:39.21] 'Cause I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God

[02:41.46] All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod

[02:44.72] The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar, Nascar

[02:48.22] Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God

[02:51.72] Kneel before General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard

[02:54.97] So you be Thor and I'll be Odin, you rodent, I'm omnipotent

[02:57.97] Let off then I'm reloading immediately with these bombs I'm totin'

[03:02.00] And I should not be woken

[03:03.36] I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head, a zombie floating

[03:06.54] But I got your mom deep throating

[03:08.24] I'm out my ramen noodle, we have nothing in common, poodle

[03:11.21] I'm a doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil

[03:14.72] It's me, my honesty's brutal

[03:17.17] But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though

[03:20.67] For good at least once in a while

[03:22.71] So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle

[03:24.47] Enough rhymes to maybe to try and help get some people through tough times

[03:27.47] But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in case cause even you unsigned

[03:30.72] Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime

[03:33.25] I know there was a time where once I

[03:35.22] Was king of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind

[03:37.97] So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine

[03:40.28] Appeal with the skin color of mine

[03:41.87] You get too big and here they come trying to,

[03:44.00] Censor you like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Marshall Mathers LP

[03:46.92] One where I tried to say I take seven kids from Columbine

[03:49.85] Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a nine

[03:53.30] See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I've

[03:56.73] Morphed into an immortal coming through the portal

[03:59.72] You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 though

[04:01.97] And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for

[04:04.24] You're pointless as Rapunzel with fucking cornrows

[04:06.23] You're like normal, fuck being normal

[04:08.74] And I just bought a new Raygun from the future

[04:10.74] To just come and shoot ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad

[04:12.73] 'Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Maywhether’s pad

[04:15.47] Singin' to a man while they played piano

[04:16.76] Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel

[04:19.22] So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very next day

[04:22.19] "Hey, Fab, I'mma kill you"

[04:23.51] Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad)

[04:25.98] Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human

[04:27.75] What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman

[04:29.50] Innovative and I'm made of rubber

[04:30.72] So that anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you

[04:32.72] I'm never stating, more than never demonstrating

[04:33.99] How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating

[04:35.47] Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting

[04:37.72] For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating

[04:38.97] Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

[04:39.99] I make elevating music, you make elevator music

[04:42.47] Oh, he's too mainstream

[04:43.96] Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it

[04:45.47] It's not hip hop, it's pop, cause I found a hella way to fuse it

[04:48.72] With rock, shock rap with Doc

[04:50.47] Throw on Lose Yourself and make 'em lose it

[04:52.47] I don't know how to make songs like that

[04:53.96] I don't know what words to use

[04:54.79] Let me know when it occurs to you

[04:56.40] While I’m ripping any one of these verses diverse as you

[04:58.27] It’s curtains, I’m inadvertently