All Eyes On Me
[00:06.50] Get your fuckin' hands up
[00:08.66] Get on out of your seats
[00:10.26] All eyes on me, all eyes on me
[00:13.72] Get your fuckin' hands up
[00:16.66] Get on out of your seats
[00:18.53] All eyes on me, all eyes on me
[00:22.00] Are you feeling nervous?
[00:25.19] Are you having fun?
[00:27.06] It's almost over
[00:29.20] It's just begun
[00:31.58] Don't overthink this
[00:33.18] Look in my eye
[00:34.79] Don't be scared, don't be shy
[00:36.91] Come on in, the water's fine
[00:39.56] We're goin' to go where everybody knows
[00:43.29] Everybody knows, everybody, oh
[00:47.53] We're goin' to go where everybody knows
[00:52.58] Everybody knows
[00:55.24] Get your fuckin' hands up
[00:57.89] Get on out of your seat
[00:59.76] All eyes on me, all eyes on me
[01:02.42] Ay, come on, get your fuckin' hands up
[01:05.90] Get on out of your seat
[01:07.75] All eyes on me, all eyes on me, yeah
[01:11.20] Heads down, pray for me
[01:15.50] Heads down now, pray for me
[01:19.24] Get your fuckin' hands up
[01:22.43] Get on out of your seat
[01:24.29] All eyes on me, all eyes on me
[01:29.86] You wanna hear a funny story?
[01:36.01] So, uh, five years ago, I quit performing live comedy
[01:44.28] Because I was beginning to have, uh, severe panic attacks while on stage
[01:49.58] Which is not a great place to have them
[01:54.13] So I, I quit, and I didn't perform for five years and I spent that time
[02:00.27] Trying to improve myself mentally
[02:05.35] And you know what?
[02:07.48] I did
[02:09.87] I got better
[02:11.47] I got so much better, in fact
[02:15.19] That in January of 2020
[02:21.04] I thought, "You know what? I should start performing again"
[02:31.99] "I've been hiding from the world and I need to re-enter"
[02:42.88] And then, the funniest thing happened
[02:51.47] Are you feeling nervous?
[02:53.07] Are you having fun?
[02:54.93] It's almost over
[02:57.05] It's just begun
[02:59.19] Don't overthink this
[03:01.06] Look in my eye
[03:02.38] Don't be scared, don't be shy
[03:04.25] Come on in, the water's fine
[03:07.19] You say the ocean's rising like I give a shit
[03:10.63] You say the whole world's ending, honey, it already did
[03:15.14] You're not gonna slow it, Heaven knows you tried
[03:19.14] Got it? Good, now get inside
[03:23.16] We're goin' to go where everybody knows
[03:27.69] Everybody knows, everybody knows
[03:32.20] We're goin' to go where everybody knows
[03:37.81] Everybody knows
[03:38.89] Come on, get your fuckin' hands up
[03:42.09] Get on out of your seat
[03:43.70] All eyes on me, all eyes on me
[03:46.89] Hey, come on, get your fuckin' hands up
[03:49.81] Get on out of your seats
[03:51.68] All eyes on me, all eyes on me, yeah
[03:55.43] Heads down, pray for me
[03:59.41] Heads down now, pray for me
[04:03.42] I said get your fuckin' hands up
[04:06.88] Get up, get up
[04:09.29] I'm talkin' to you, get the fuck up
[04:11.42] Get your fuckin' hands up
[04:14.89] Get on out of your seat
[04:16.48] All eyes on me, all eyes on me
[04:19.43] Ay, fuckin' get your fuckin' hands up
[04:22.88] Get on out of your seat
[04:24.74] All eyes on me, all eyes on me, yeah
[04:27.68] Come on, heads down, pray for me
[04:32.20] Heads down now, pray for me
[04:36.44] I said get your fuckin' hands up
[04:39.63] Get on...
[04:41.22] All eyes on me, all eyes on me
