[00:01.49] Have a look around
[00:03.08] Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
[00:06.81] We've got mountains of content
[00:08.66] Some better, some worse
[00:10.52] If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first
[00:14.51] Welcome to the internet
[00:16.63] Come and take a seat
[00:18.49] Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
[00:22.20] There's no need to panic
[00:24.08] This isn't a test, haha
[00:26.20] Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest
[00:29.93] Welcome to the internet
[00:32.05] What would you prefer?
[00:33.65] Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
[00:37.37] Be happy
[00:38.69] Be horny
[00:39.75] Be bursting with rage
[00:42.14] We got a million different ways to engage
[00:45.33] Welcome to the internet
[00:47.19] Put your cares aside
[00:49.05] Here's a tip for straining pasta
[00:50.91] Here's a nine-year-old who died
[00:52.77] We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports
[00:55.96] And a bunch of colored pencil drawings
[00:58.34] Of all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each other
[01:00.74] Welcome to the internet
[01:01.80] Hold on to your socks
[01:03.14] 'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock
[01:06.31] They are grainy and off-putting
[01:07.91] He just sent you more
[01:09.50] Don't act surprised, you know you like it, you whore
[01:12.43] See a man beheaded
[01:14.28] Get offended, see a shrink
[01:15.35] Show us pictures of your children
[01:16.94] Tell us every thought you think
[01:18.53] Start a rumor, buy a broom
[01:19.86] Or send a death threat to a boomer
[01:21.45] Or DM a girl and groom her
[01:22.78] Do a Zoom or find a tumor in your
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[01:32.88] Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids
[01:37.41] Could I interest you in everything?
[01:39.00] All of the time?
[01:40.34] A little bit of everything
[01:42.19] All of the time
[01:43.25] Apathy's a tragedy
[01:44.84] And boredom is a crime
[01:46.17] Anything and everything
[01:47.77] All of the time
[01:48.83] Could I interest you in everything?
[01:50.69] All of the time?
[01:51.68] A little bit of everything
[01:53.54] All of the time
[01:54.86] Apathy's a tragedy
[01:56.19] And boredom is a crime
[01:57.79] Anything and everything
[01:59.38] All of the time
[02:08.41] You know, it wasn't always like this
[02:15.32] Not very long ago
[02:21.16] Just before your time
[02:25.15] Right before the towers fell, circa '99
[02:32.58] This was catalogs
[02:34.18] Travel blogs
[02:36.84] A chat room or two
[02:39.75] We set our sights and spent our nights
[02:44.01] Waiting
[02:46.13] For you, you, insatiable you
[02:54.63] Mommy let you use her iPad
[02:58.88] You were barely two
[03:02.34] And it did all the things
[03:05.79] We designed it to do
[03:09.77] Now look at you, oh
[03:13.49] Look at you, you, you
[03:21.19] Unstoppable, watchable
[03:25.71] Your time is now
[03:27.57] Your inside's out
[03:29.43] Honey, how you grew
[03:32.89] And if we stick together
[03:36.87] Who knows what we'll do
[03:39.79] It was always the plan
[03:43.50] To put the world in your hand
[03:49.35] Hahaha
[03:57.85] Could I interest you in everything?
[04:03.16] All of the time
[04:05.30] A bit of everything
[04:08.22] All of the time
[04:10.61] Apathy's a tragedy
[04:13.01] And boredom is a crime
[04:15.13] Anything and everything
[04:18.32] All of the time
[04:19.91] Could I interest you in everything?
[04:21.24] All of the time
[04:22.30] A little bit of everything
[04:24.16] All of the time
[04:25.22] Apathy's a tragedy
[04:26.55] And boredom is a crime
[04:27.89] Anything and everything
[04:29.74] And anything and everything
[04:31.07] And anything and everything
[04:32.40] And all of the time
