Kaleshi chori

[00:01.90] Chori tu ghani tez ho rahi hai

[00:04.56] Gaadi 200 paar race ho rahi hai

[00:06.72] Aaj barish badi tez ho rahi hai

[00:09.38] Bach ke tu jayegi kahan

[00:12.03] Madam gadi teri chase ho rahi hai

[00:14.43] Tu kand karwave, tu kalesh chori hai

[00:16.82] Tu kand karwave tu kalesh chori hai

[00:19.53] Tu kand karwave tu kalesh chori hai

[00:22.50] Humein dekh ke kyun saanse teri tez ho rahi hai

[00:24.63] Gadi te dekhaya manne namak chori dekh gayi chamak

[00:27.55] Break tap khadi ho gayi jam ho gayi poori sadak

[00:30.20] Chori hai tu thodi chatak poori daru jave gatak

[00:32.59] Maa ki su khati katak dekh ho gayi tane bhadak

[00:35.51] Mai kha maan jana nas karwavegi ke

[00:37.63] Gadi ke tyre’an ke niche ek aadha dabavegi ke

[00:40.03] Maut ka saaman lera ghoda dabwavegi ke

[00:42.73] Paap karwake 302 lagwavegi ke

[00:46.22] Pehle line maaru phir tujhpe line maarun

[00:48.34] Main fakeer hun har job ko resign maarun

[00:50.99] Teri body chal rahi sar pe tere wine dalun

[00:53.65] Tere dil main likhun nam teri chati pe main sign marun

[00:56.86] Rap karte hai hum r*pe nahi karte

[00:58.99] Tujhe dara hua aise hum dekh nahi sakte

[01:01.64] Dil fenkte bagg ke issme break nahi lagte

[01:04.30] Tu aur meri gadi donu thukni ek hi waqt pe

[01:07.56] Gadi 200 par race ho rahi hai

[01:09.91] Ajj barish badi tez ho rahi hai

[01:12.63] Bachke tu jayegi kahan

[01:15.29] Madam gadi teri chase ho rahi hai

[01:17.94] Tu kaand karwave tu kalesh chhori hai

[01:20.34] Tu kaand karwave tu kalesh chhori hai

[01:22.99] Tu kaand karwave tu kalesh chhori hai

[01:25.38] Humein dekh ke kyun sanse teri tez ho rahi hai

[01:28.09] Mila na meri aankh se aakh gaadi se gaadi bhida de

[01:30.48] Chadha ri aankh aur naak gale pe ittar lagake

[01:33.41] Manne dikhave tevar phir seater batave

[01:36.07] Delhi ke mai-baap iski maa ki lele jo chahve

[01:38.99] Ghumenge liqur chadhake dhuwein mein fikar udaake

[01:41.12] Tezi mein woofer bajaake, maarenge niche jhukaake

[01:44.04] Le lenge jaan teri haste haste raat bitaake

[01:46.43] Chhod de chhaap road husan kasam apni dilaake

[01:51.79] Mere baare chhore karte baat tere shehar ke

[01:54.99] Humse pehal the na baap tere shehar ke

[01:57.91] Tujhe roke bina aaj toh na thehar te

[02:00.30] Tu bhi jaane hum hain nawab tere shehar ke

[02:02.96] Mujhe aise taadke garmi tu seene main utaar gayi

[02:06.23] Maar gayi, tere saath todni hai char paayi

[02:09.11] Tere yaar kayi, maane mujhe star kayi

[02:11.77] Mera har din weekend par kare ravivar nayi

[02:15.77] Mere pass score paanch, aake baith

[02:16.91] Mere pass ka round tere toll pass baithi paanch

[02:20.15] Ghar ke paas plot paanch, aage paanch tere jaisi peeche paanch

[02:23.34] Tere pe udaoon tere car peeche chale paanch

[02:26.01] Aage uske zero paanch, paanch! Paanch! Paanch!

[02:40.39] Tedi tedi dekhe chhori ke luka rahi hai

[02:43.57] Gadi 200 paar race ho rahi hai

[02:45.44] Ajj barish badi tez ho rahi hai

[02:47.81] Bach ke tu jayegi kahan

[02:50.48] Madam gadi teri chase ho rahi hai

[02:52.86] Tu kand karwave tu kalesh chori hai

[02:55.52] Tu kand karwave tu kalesh chori hai

[02:58.19] Tu kand karwave tu kalesh chori hai

[03:00.85] Humein dekh ke kyu sanse teri tez ho rahi hai