I'm not crazy

[00:01.06] Hello Hopsin, word on the streets is that you're crazy, and I honestly believe you are

[00:09.51] Listen, if I was really crazy I'd run up inside an orphanage

[00:13.28] And torment kids, and beat babies faces with bags of oranges

[00:15.79] Fake my origin and tell people that I was born to sin

[00:18.74] I'd go back to feeling molested porn again (yeah)

[00:20.74] I would murder a nigga then steal his body from whatever morgue it's in

[00:23.79] And take it back to an alley to torture it

[00:26.04] Study all of the Freddy Kruegor, Michael Myers, and Chuckie horror flicks

[00:29.55] (Baby is that a knife that you have in your hand?) Of course it is!

[00:31.81] I'd run around crazy like the Afghans do with some black camp boots wearin' a fuckin' Batman suit

[00:36.87] And scream at bitches like I'm Fatman Scoop (C'MERE!)

[00:39.15] And tell them to take a deep breath cause this will be their last chance to

[00:42.43] I'd hate on everyone who sane and gifted (yup)

[00:44.43] Claim that my brain is missing while sniffing cocaine

[00:46.69] And then cut my dick for the Pain Olympics

[00:48.44] If I was crazy I would go pick up the mic and use it

[00:50.70] And tell Dwayne Carter that I really like his music (shit)

[00:53.49] But I'm not crazy

[00:55.99] I'm just a tad bit strange

[00:58.51] I can't control the thoughts that always travel through my brain

[01:03.80] Oh no, not my fault

[01:06.56] So don't blame me

[01:09.34] I swear to you that I'm not really crazy

[01:12.39] (Ah!)

[01:13.14] Crazy

[01:13.90] (Ah!)

[01:14.41] Crazy

[01:15.29] If I was manic I probably woulda neglected my responsibilities and made society respect it

[01:20.27] I'd walk around in a dress with a can of gas

[01:22.63] And blow up a mothafucka for laughing with half a match

[01:25.63] Dig up all the baby cadavers and grab a basket

[01:27.91] And shoot them through every window of every crib that I'm passing

[01:31.20] I'd probably be back a couple hours later to fuck 'em with every bottle

[01:34.58] I cut up within my labor

[01:36.59] Take a breather, make a haste of it and bounce

[01:38.86] To the house that's adjacent and chase everyone out

[01:41.35] And take em down

[01:42.37] Tell them I'm the devil and I'm claiming everybody for a battle that's crazier than my brain is

[01:47.14] Grab a chainsaw, blow the fuckin' dust back

[01:49.92] Leave it all and still ready me a new blood bath

[01:52.45] Run back to the psyche ward

[01:54.73] Check my perimeter and get in before anybody knew that I left

[01:58.23] But I'm not crazy

[02:00.54] I'm just a tad bit strange

[02:02.80] I can't control the thoughts that always travel through my brain

[02:08.08] Oh no, not my fault

[02:11.11] So don't blame me

[02:13.63] I swear to you that I'm not really crazy

[02:16.76] (Ah!)

[02:17.52] Crazy

[02:18.28] (Ah!)

[02:18.78] Crazy

[02:19.28] Yo, I won't lie, I'm not as crazy as glue

[02:21.54] But if I was let me describe all the bullshit I would do

[02:24.31] I'd jack off with sandpaper while I'm watching The View

[02:26.83] Picturing Whoopi bald headed stroking cock with her boobs!

[02:29.61] I'll throw babies in dryers

[02:30.99] Strangle tweakers that fidgit

[02:32.02] Contract HIV willfully, just to purposely give it

[02:35.05] I'd mug mothers on welfare

[02:36.54] Swim in gallons of gas

[02:37.81] Meander to the batting cage and use my dick for a bat! (SHIT!)

[02:40.57] If I was deranged, I'd cop me a chain

[02:42.59] Make it rain like Washington and throw a stripper some change

[02:45.64] Make her work it on the floor, pussy pop on a handstand

[02:48.43] Lick her dirty snatch and film it all on my webcam (oh yeah!)

[02:51.45] Honestly I'd be itching for gunplay

[02:53.97] I'll cock the .45 and shoot up church on a Sunday

[02:56.46] I'll hi-jack a plane while it's still on the runway

[02:59.26] Grope the stewardess and take the passengers' chump change!

[03:02.05] But I'm not crazy

[03:04.81] I'm just a tad bit strange

[03:07.10] I can't control the thoughts that always travel through my brain

[03:12.40] Oh no, not my fault

[03:15.16] So don't blame me

[03:17.93] I swear to you that I'm not really crazy

[03:21.30] (Ah!)

[03:22.06] Crazy

[03:22.58] (Ah!)

[03:23.07] Crazy