Rain man

[00:05.65] Yeah

[00:08.64] (Definitely, definitely, definitely, dope, definitely, definitely K-mart)

[00:20.62] Yeah, yeah

[00:24.34] You find me offensive, I find you offensive

[00:27.26] For finding me offensive

[00:29.39] Hence, if I should draw the line on any fences

[00:31.78] If so to what extent

[00:33.25] If at any should I go

[00:34.84] 'Cause it's getting expensive

[00:36.18] Being on the other side of the courtroom on the defensive

[00:39.91] They say I cause extensive

[00:42.03] Psychological nerve damage to the brain when I go to lengths this

[00:45.75] Far at other peoples' expenses

[00:47.88] I say you're all just too goddamn sensitive

[00:50.80] It's censorship

[00:51.86] And it's downright blasphemous

[00:53.90] Let's end this shit now 'cause I won't stand for this

[00:56.84] And Christopher Reeves won't sit for this neither

[01:00.03] And let's clear this up too I ain't got no beef with him either

[01:03.75] He used to be like a hero to me

[01:06.68] I even believe I had one of those 25 cent stickers on my refrigerator

[01:11.48] Right next to Darth Vader

[01:13.87] And Darth must have put a hex on him for later

[01:16.54] I feel like it's my fault 'cause of the way that

[01:18.92] I stuck him up in between him and Lex Luthor

[01:22.11] I killed Superman, I killed Super--man

[01:25.57] And how ironic, that I'd be the bad guy

[01:27.97] Kryptonite: The Green Chronic

[01:29.94] 'Cause I ain't got no legs!

[01:33.33] Or no brain, nice to meet you

[01:38.11] Hi, my name is

[01:41.08] I forgot my name!

[01:43.17] My aim was not to become what I became with this level of fame

[01:46.88] My soul is possessed by this devil my new name is

[01:50.34] Rain Man

[01:51.53] Now in the Bible it says

[01:53.65] Thou shalt not watch two lesbians in bed

[01:56.06] Have homosexual sex

[01:57.92] Unless, of course, you were given the consent to join in

[02:01.37] Then, of course, it's intercourse

[02:03.22] And it's bi-sexual sex

[02:05.08] Which isn't as bad, as long as you show some remorse for your actions

[02:09.07] Either before, during or after performing the act of that which

[02:13.06] Is normally referred to have such, more commonly known phrases

[02:17.31] That are more used by today's kids

[02:19.70] In a more derogatory way but

[02:21.56] Who's to say, what's fair to say, and what not to say?

[02:25.27] Let's ask Dr. Dre

[02:27.40] Dr. Dre? (What up?)

[02:28.73] I got a question if I may? (Yeah)

[02:29.80] Is it gay to play putt-putt golf with a friend (Yeah)

[02:33.50] And watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (Yeah)

[02:35.89] But, but I ain't done yet

[02:38.29] In football the quarterback yells out hutt-hutt

[02:40.94] While he reaches in another grown man's ass

[02:43.77] Grabs on his nuts but just what if

[02:45.91] It was never meant it was just an accident

[02:49.11] But he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in

[02:52.01] His teeny tiny little round hiney and he didn't mean it

[02:54.41] But his little weenie flinched just a little bit

[02:57.07] And I don't need to go into any more details but

[02:59.98] What if he pictured it as a female's butt?

[03:02.38] Is that gay? I just need to clear things up

[03:05.05] 'Til then I'll just walk around with a manly strut because

[03:08.21] 'Cause I ain't got no legs!

[03:10.87] Or no brain, nice to meet you

[03:16.44] Hi, my name is

[03:19.10] I forgot my name!

[03:21.49] My aim was not to become what I became with this level of fame

[03:25.20] My soul is possessed by this devil my new name is

[03:28.66] Rain Man

[03:30.25] You find me offensive, I find you offensive

[03:32.95] Shit, this is the same verse I just did this

[03:35.63] When am I gonna come to my good senses?

[03:37.81] Probably the day Bush comes to my defenses

[03:39.92] My spider sense is telling me Spiderman is nearby

[03:43.91] And my plan is to get him next

[03:46.04] And open up a whip-ass canister

[03:48.44] Goddammit Dre where's the goddamn beat? (Yeah)

[03:51.09] Anyway, anyway I don't know how else to put it

[03:54.29] This is the only thing that I'm good at

[03:56.69] I am the bad guy, Kryptonite: The Green Chronic

[03:59.87] Demonic, yep yep, don't worry I'm on it

[04:02.80] I got it, high five Nick Lachey

[04:05.18] Stuck a pin in Jessica's head and walked away

[04:07.83] And as she flew around the room like a balloon

[04:10.15] I grabbed the last can of chicken tuna

[04:12.30] Out the trash can and zoom

[04:13.63] I headed straight back to the Neverland Ranch

[04:16.30] With a peanut butter, jelly, chicken, tuna sandwich

[04:18.94] And I ain't even gotta make no goddamn sense

[04:21.60] I just did a whole song and I didn't say shit

[04:25.06] 'Cause I ain't got no legs!

[04:27.17] Or no brain, nice to meet you

[04:32.75] Hi, my name is

[04:35.15] I forgot my name!

[04:37.55] My aim was not to become what I became with this level of fame

[04:41.01] My soul is possessed by this devil my new name is

[04:44.46] Rain Man

[04:46.36] Cause I

[04:51.13] Yo, Rain Man

[04:57.23] Definitely, definitely Dr. Dre super dope beat maker two thousand and

[05:03.36] Two thousand four hundred and eighty seven million

[05:06.87] Nine hundred and seventy three thousand four hundred and sixty three

[05:11.74] And seventy (Yeah)