My 1st Single - Eminem [USIR10400796] (320)
[00:02.46] Oh! Yeah! So much for first single on this one
[00:11.75] Shady's the label, Aftermath is the stable
[00:13.62] That the horses come out of—erra
[00:15.40] Of course we're about to stir up
[00:16.89] Some shit thick as Mrs. Buttersworth's syrup
[00:18.68] It's the Mr. Picked-on-Christopher-Reeves-just-for-no-reason
[00:21.24] Other than to—just to tease him
[00:22.51] 'Cause he was his biggest [*burp*] fan
[00:24.29] He used to be Superman, now I'm pourin'
[00:26.59] Liquor on the curb in his name for him
[00:28.36] "Eminem, you wait 'til we meet up again, fucker
[00:30.94] I'm kickin' your ass for everything you've ever said."
[00:34.03] It goes one for the money, two for the fuckin' show
[00:36.32] Ready, get set, let's go
[00:37.31] Here comes the buckin' bronco
[00:38.88] Stompin' and stampedin' up the damn street like them buffalo
[00:41.68] Soldiers, I told ya I'm 'bout to blow, so look out below, Geronimo
[00:44.86] Motherfuckers, it's dominoes, I'm on a roll
[00:47.66] Around and around I go
[00:48.90] When will I stop? I don't know
[00:50.22] Tryin' to pick up where The Eminem Show left off
[00:52.69] But I know anything's possible
[00:54.45] Though I'm not gonna top what I sold
[00:56.05] I'm at the top of my game, that shit is not gonna change
[00:58.88] Long as I got Dr. Dre on my team I'll get away
[01:01.71] With murder: I'm like O.J., he's like my Cochran today
[01:04.36] We keep the Mark Fuhrman tapes
[01:05.88] In a safe, locked 'em away [*slam*]
[01:07.47] Better watch what you say
[01:08.70] Just when you thought you were safe
[01:10.20] Them fuckers got you on tape
[01:11.53] You swear to God you was playin'
[01:12.85] Whether or not you was little Joshua
[01:14.88] Gosh, I wish I could've told you to not do the same
[01:17.18] 'Cause one day it could cost you your name
[01:19.63] And this was supposed to be my first single [*burp*]
[01:22.47] But I just fucked that up, so
[01:24.76] Fuck it, let's all have fun, let's mingle [*burp*]
[01:27.97] Slap a bitch and smack a ho
[01:30.53] This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle [*fart*]
[01:33.72] That you hear on your radio
[01:36.37] But shit's about to hit the shingle [*fart*]
[01:39.19] Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-no, erra
[01:42.01] Oh, ah, erra, oh, ah, erra
[01:44.59] Oh, ah, erra, oh-oh-ah-ah
[01:47.40] Oh, ah, erra, oh, ah, erra
[01:50.49] Oh, ah, erra, poo-poo-ka-ka
[01:53.30] Eri-Eri-Erick swallowed some generic sleeping pills
[01:55.61] And woke up in bed next to his best friend Derrick, bare-naked
[01:58.37] Jig-a-jig-ji-ji-Janean just turned 16 and used a fake ID
[02:01.72] To sneak in V.I.P. to see R. Kelly
[02:03.75] Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee to be so young and naïve
[02:06.57] Oh what I wouldn't give to live so Kim and carefree
[02:09.39] Paris and Nicky's parents must be so tickled, they cherish
[02:12.22] Every picture with their kids with hickeys all over their necks
[02:15.15] Hickory-dickory Dirk Diggler, look at me work wizardry
[02:18.41] With these words – am I a jerk or just jerk chicken?
[02:20.99] Or chiga-chigga-chig-chig-jer-chig-jer jerkin' your chain
[02:23.55] Twenty-two jerks in a jerk circle, or is it a circle jerk?
[02:26.65] Wait a minute, what am I sayin'? Allow me to run it back
[02:29.72] And rewind it ...blblblblblblblb... – wait, let me ask you again
[02:32.55] Am I just jerkin' your chain? Am I berserk or insane?
[02:35.39] Or am I just one of them damn amateurs workin' the dang
[02:38.50] Cameras, filmin' one of them Paris Hilton homemade
[02:41.05] Pornos, who keeps tiltin' the lens at an angle
[02:43.58] Jigga-ji-just recently somebody just discovered
[02:46.24] Britney and Justin videotapes of 'em fuckin'
[02:48.80] When they was just Mouseketeers in the Mickey Mouse Club
[02:51.62] And dusted 'em and went straight to The Source with 'em
[02:53.64] 'Cause they could've sworn someone said, "Ni—"
[02:55.49] And then tried to erase and record over it
[02:58.31] But if you listen close enough to it you can hear the
[03:00.87] "Ga-hu" and then they come to
[03:03.17] Find out it was Justin sayin', "I'm gon—nuh cum!"
[03:06.25] And this was supposed to be. my first single [*burp*]
[03:09.59] But I just fucked that up, so
[03:13.04] Fuck it, let's all have fun, let's mingle [*burp*]
[03:15.08] Slap a bitch and smack a ho
[03:17.91] This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle [*fart*]
[03:20.83] That you hear on your radio
[03:23.75] But shit's about to hit the shingle [*fart*]
[03:26.40] Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-no, erra
[03:29.23] Oh, ah, erra, oh, ah, erra
[03:32.04] Oh, ah, erra, oh-oh-ah-ah
[03:34.86] Oh, ah, erra, oh, ah, erra
[03:37.69] Oh, ah, erra, poo-poo-ka-ka
[03:40.24] Any opinions or somethin' you just wanna get off your chest
[03:42.81] And address it about my lyrics I'd love to hear it
[03:45.09] All you gotta do is pick up the phone and just dial up this number
[03:48.58] It's 1-800-I'M-A-DICK-SUCKER-I'D-LOVE-TO-SUCK-A-DICK
[03:51.66] And if someone picks up
[03:52.37] You can talk all the shit you want about me
[03:54.16] Just type in your number back and follow it by the pound key
[03:57.08] And I'll be sure to get back as soon as there comes a day
[03:59.62] That I fall out with Dre, wake up gay and make up with Ray (hey!)
[04:02.48] So fuck a chicken, lick a chicken, suck a chicken, beat a chicken
[04:05.57] Eat a chicken like it's a big cock, big-a-big-cock!
[04:08.64] Or suck a dick, and lick a dick, and eat a dick, and stick a dick in your mouth
[04:12.11] I'm done, you can fuck off, fuck-a-fuck-off!
[04:14.50] And this was supposed to be my first single [*burp*]
[04:17.15] But I just fucked that up, so
[04:20.62] Fuck it, let's all have fun, let's mingle [*burp*]
[04:23.00] Slap a bitch and smack a ho
[04:25.66] This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle [*fart*]
[04:28.32] That you hear on your radio
[04:31.24] But shit's about to hit the shingle [*fart*]
[04:34.16] Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-no, erra
[04:37.07] Oh, ah, erra, oh, ah, erra
[04:39.62] Oh, ah, erra, oh-oh-ah-ah
[04:42.44] Oh, ah, erra, oh, ah, erra
[04:45.37] Oh, ah, erra, poo-poo-ka-ka [*burp*]
