Normal - Eminem [USUM71813336] (320)

[00:00.28] (Illa, Illa, Illa)

[00:02.29] Yo, how do I keep

[00:05.12] (Man, I don't know what's up with these hoes, man)

[00:07.25] Gettin' in relationships like this?

[00:09.36] (I'm just sayin')

[00:10.96] Maybe it says somethin' about me

[00:13.09] (Yeah, yup)

[00:13.78] Should I look in the mirror?

[00:15.83] I just want you to be normal

[00:17.70] Why can't you bitches be normal?

[00:19.56] Always gotta be so extra

[00:21.70] Why you always need a lecture?

[00:23.46] My ex hates to talk, she's a texter

[00:25.58] Even when I'm in bed layin' right next to her

[00:27.44] Wants to get back together

[00:29.56] Said not 'til she gets her act together

[00:31.60] She thinks I'm bein' mean and now

[00:33.10] She starts to scream and shout

[00:34.06] She's about to let the demons out

[00:35.56] She don't wanna see me with other females out

[00:37.61] I tell the bitch to beat it, take the scenic route

[00:39.62] She retaliates by tryin' to leave the house

[00:41.47] In an evening gown with her cleavage out

[00:43.36] We've been down this road too many times for me to count

[00:46.45] And all I can think is how—

[00:47.68] I just want you to be normal

[00:49.44] Why can't you bitches be normal?

[00:51.28] Always gotta be so extra

[00:53.14] Like a fuckin' terrestrial

[00:55.28] Guess it comes with the territory

[00:57.06] My ex girl, she just declared war

[00:59.08] Therefore, I better prepare for it

[01:02.02] I guess bein' weird's normal

[01:03.51] And I don't know what's got a hold of me

[01:04.74] Most notably I've been zonin' to Jodeci

[01:06.78] I'm totally open, hopelessly devoted

[01:08.64] So much so that I bet you she don't even know that she's

[01:11.21] The first thing I think of when I wake up

[01:12.70] And the last thing I think of 'fore I go to sleep

[01:15.25] Sike, hope she don't notice me goin' through her purse

[01:17.54] I know she cheats, so do I, I'm soulless, she's heartless

[01:20.65] No wonder we're partners

[01:22.50] Both got hundreds of charges

[01:24.10] Domestic disputes but we've always

[01:26.00] Swept it under the carpet

[01:27.58] Even when 911 gets the call that

[01:29.45] I slipped up and busted her jaw with

[01:31.57] A Louisville Slugger 'cause alls it

[01:33.43] Really does is make our love

[01:35.29] For each other grow stronger

[01:36.93] She won me over the second she tried to run me over

[01:39.32] Told her I'd keep it a hun', we over

[01:41.20] Kicked her out, called her back, now she's coming over

[01:43.23] But why is she so wicked?

[01:44.45] And how the fuck did I get so twisted

[01:46.73] Up with someone so unlikable and shifty

[01:48.59] We're like nitrogen and hydrogen mixed with

[01:50.71] Ignitable liquids, but I'm finally seeing

[01:53.10] She's only mine for the time being

[01:54.70] That's why I keep bringin' up that one time she

[01:57.25] Tried to two-time me

[01:58.58] And throw it up in her face 'til I dry heave

[02:00.71] How could I be so naive?

[02:02.56] Should I leave or turn this entire evening

[02:04.70] Into a motherfucking crime scene?

[02:06.72] Maybe I'm just too ugly to compete with him

[02:08.76] You weren't supposed to agree, you fucking bitch!

[02:10.80] Especially when you're the one cheated first

[02:12.59] Now the argument immediately becomes heated

[02:14.78] You don't want me to flip, little conceited cunt

[02:16.82] Eat a monkey dick wrapped in a stuffed pita fajita

[02:18.86] Slut, treat it just like a drum, beat it

[02:20.91] Complete it, and once you've succeeded, repeat it!

[02:25.07] I love you but I hope you fuckin' die though

[02:27.11] In our business your friends like to pry so

[02:28.97] You've got 'em all under cover just like moles

[02:31.35] Hopin' they'll come back with intel

[02:32.96] But I'm the one who's thrown into the spiral

[02:35.09] 'Cause now the roles are reversed so here I go

[02:37.26] Thinkin' I'm sly as I scroll through your iPhone

[02:39.92] Who the fuck's Milo?

[02:41.25] The guy at work who drives a hi-lo

[02:43.12] I put a tracking device on your Chrysler

[02:45.54] And follow you while you drive home

[02:47.39] But like a cyclone, I just got my disguise blown

[02:50.32] You recognize me and had Milo flip me off

[02:52.47] Right out the passenger side window

[02:54.23] I hit a light pole, you skirt off

[02:56.02] And then pull up at 5 AM in the drive in a stretched white limo

[02:59.47] Stumble in the side door and hit me in the head with Milo's demo

[03:02.65] But like a drunk bum, what do I know?

[03:05.05] Let's sleep on it like they did Revival

[03:07.17] I told you you're the apple of my eye, so shut your pie hole

[03:11.69] Just wanna be normal

[03:16.37] Why can't you be normal? (Yeah)

[03:20.36] I just wanna be normal

[03:24.09] Why can't you be normal?