The real slim shady
[00:02.65] May I have your attention, please?
[00:05.58] May I have your attention, please?
[00:08.27] Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[00:11.98] I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
[00:16.51] We're gonna have a problem here?
[00:17.58] Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
[00:20.01] Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
[00:22.93] And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
[00:24.52] They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah!)
[00:26.91] It's the return of the-, oh, wait, no way, you're kidding
[00:29.84] He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?
[00:31.97] And Dr. Dre said-, nothing you idiots
[00:34.63] Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (haha)
[00:36.74] Feminist women love Eminem
[00:38.07] Chicka-chicka-chicka Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
[00:40.50] Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
[00:43.09] Flippin' the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so cute though
[00:45.74] Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:47.88] But no worse, than what's goin' on in your parents bedrooms
[00:50.27] Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
[00:52.94] But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
[00:55.08] My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips
[00:56.94] And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
[00:59.33] And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[01:01.45] And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
[01:03.83] Of course, they're gonna know what intercourse is
[01:05.96] By the time they hit fourth grade
[01:07.02] They got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
[01:08.62] We ain't nothin' but mammals
[01:09.96] Well, some of us are cannibals
[01:11.55] Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
[01:13.15] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[01:15.57] Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[01:17.70] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
[01:20.10] Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes...
[01:22.23] I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[01:24.63] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[01:26.49] So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up?
[01:29.16] Please stand up, please stand up
[01:31.56] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[01:33.67] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[01:35.80] So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up?
[01:38.19] Please stand up, please stand up
[01:40.58] Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
[01:42.71] Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
[01:45.37] You think I give a damn about a Grammy
[01:46.98] Half of you critics can't even stomach me
[01:48.83] Let alone stand me
[01:49.89] But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?
[01:52.01] Why, so you guys can just lie to get me here
[01:54.14] So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
[01:56.53] Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[01:58.65] So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
[02:01.07] And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
[02:03.45] Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
[02:05.58] Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hehe!
[02:08.25] I should download her audio on mp3
[02:10.39] And show the whole world, how you gave Eminem VD (ahh!)
[02:12.78] I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
[02:15.70] So I have been sent here to destroy you
[02:17.30] And there's a million of us just like me
[02:19.45] Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
[02:21.57] Who dress like me, walk talk and act like me
[02:23.98] And just might be, the next best thing, but not quite me
[02:26.64] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[02:28.79] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[02:30.94] So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up?
[02:33.32] Please stand up, please stand up
[02:35.46] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[02:37.85] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[02:39.99] So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up?
[02:42.65] Please stand up, please stand up
[02:44.78] I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you
[02:47.44] Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
[02:49.83] The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
[02:52.23] And I don't gotta be false or sugar-coat it at all
[02:54.90] I just get on the mic and spit it
[02:56.50] And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it
[02:58.64] Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
[03:01.02] Then you wonder, how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums?
[03:02.88] It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm goin' when I'm thirty
[03:05.55] I'll be the only person in the nursin' home flirting
[03:07.98] Pinchin' nurses asses while I'm jackin' off with Jergens
[03:10.11] And I'm jerkin' but this whole bag of Viagra isn't workin'
[03:12.50] In every single person there's a Slim Shady lurkin'
[03:14.63] He could be workin' at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings
[03:17.08] Or in the parkin' lot circling, screamin' I don't give a fuck
[03:20.27] With his windows down and his system up
[03:21.87] So will the real Shady, please stand up?
[03:23.99] And put one of those fingers, on each hand up
[03:26.11] And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
[03:28.51] And one more time loud as you can, how does it go?
[03:30.91] I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[03:33.05] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[03:35.17] So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up?
[03:37.86] Please stand up, please stand up
[03:39.99] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[03:42.38] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[03:44.23] So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up?
[03:46.89] Please stand up, please stand up
[03:49.02] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[03:51.40] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[03:53.53] So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up?
[03:56.22] Please stand up, please stand up
[03:58.35] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
[04:00.74] All you other Slim Shadys, are just imitating
[04:02.60] So won't the real Slim Shady, please stand up?
[04:05.29] Please stand up, please stand up
[04:08.48] Haha, guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
[04:14.17] Fuck it, let's all stand up
