eminem - big weenie {sped up}
[00:02.14] I don't understand
[00:03.62] Why are you being so mean?
[00:06.28] You're a mean, mean man
[00:09.20] You're just jealous of me 'cause you, you just can't do what I do
[00:11.85] So instead of just admitting it, you walk around and say
[00:13.98] All kinds of really mean things about me
[00:15.84] 'Cause you're a meanie, a meanie
[00:17.96] But it's only 'cause you're just really jealous of me
[00:19.82] 'Cause I'm what you wanna be, so you just look like an idiot
[00:22.21] When you say these mean things, 'cause it's too easy to see
[00:24.34] You're really just a big weenie, big weenie
[00:27.26] Alright, listen, I need you to focus
[00:29.39] I need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is important
[00:32.04] We are going to perform an experiment of the sorts
[00:34.43] I'm going to have to ask you to bear with me for a moment
[00:36.82] Now I need you to open your mind, your eyes, close 'em
[00:39.21] You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis
[00:41.60] For the next four and a half minutes, we are going to explore
[00:44.00] Into your mind to find out why you're so fucking jealous
[00:46.12] Now why did they make yoo-hoo? Pippity-kaka-poo-poo
[00:47.45] Psych, I'm kidding, I just wanted to see if you're still listening
[00:50.64] Okay, now I need your undivided attention
[00:53.03] Sir, I have a question, why do I always sense this undeniable tension?
[00:56.48] From the moment that I enter into the room it gets all quiet and whispers
[00:59.93] Whenever there's conversation, why am I always mentioned?
[01:02.32] I've been dying to ask, it's been itching at me, is it just because...
[01:04.98] You're just jealous of me 'cause you, you just can't do what I do
[01:07.37] So instead of just admitting it, you walk around and say
[01:09.76] All kinds of really mean things about me
[01:11.36] 'Cause you're a meanie, a meanie
[01:13.48] But it's only 'cause you're just really jealous of me
[01:15.61] 'Cause I'm what you wanna be, so you just look like an idiot
[01:17.73] When you say these mean things, 'cause it's too easy to see
[01:20.12] You're really just a big weenie, big weenie
[01:23.57] Alright now I (Shit), I just flubbed a line
[01:25.17] I was going to say something extremely important
[01:27.29] But I forgot who or what it was, I fucked up
[01:30.21] Psych, I'm kidding again, you idiot, no, I didn't
[01:32.07] That's just what you wanted to hear from me is that I fucked up, ain't it?
[01:34.73] But I can bust one take without looking at no paper
[01:37.12] It doesn't take a bunch of takes or me to stand here in this booth all day
[01:39.51] For me to say the truth, okay? You're drooling, you have tooth decay
[01:41.90] Your mouth is open, you're disgusting, what the fuck you eat for lunch?
[01:44.29] A bunch of sweets or something? What, you munch a bunch of Crunch 'n Munch?
[01:46.42] Your tooth is rotten to the gum, your breath stinks, wanna chew some gum?
[01:48.81] "Yes, I do, sir, what am I on?" You, sir, are on truth serum
[01:51.46] "Marshall, I'm so jealous of you, please say you won't tell nobody
[01:53.59] I'd be so embarrassed, I'm just absolutely terrified
[01:55.71] That someone's gonna find out why I'm saying all these terrible
[01:57.84] Evil and awful mean things, it's my own insecurities"
[02:00.50] You're just jealous of me 'cause you, you just can't do what I do
[02:03.15] So instead of just admitting it, you walk around and say
[02:05.28] All kinds of really mean things about me
[02:07.14] 'Cause you're a meanie, a meanie
[02:09.26] But it's only 'cause you're just really jealous of me
[02:11.12] 'Cause I'm what you wanna be, so you just look like an idiot
[02:13.51] When you say these mean things, 'cause it's too easy to see
[02:15.64] You're really just a big weenie, big weenie
[02:19.09] Alright, now we, we're going to conduct
[02:20.68] That experiment that we were talking about earlier
[02:23.07] Just to see what a frog looks like when it takes two hits of ecstasy
[02:26.00] 'Cause that's exactly what your eyes look like, wanna check to see?
[02:28.39] Here's a mirror, notice the resemblance here?
[02:30.51] Wait, let me put these sunglasses on, now look in this mirror
[02:32.90] How 'bout now? What do you have in common?
[02:34.76] You're both green with envy and look like idiots with sunglasses on 'em
[02:37.42] You look like I sound like singing about weenies
[02:40.07] Now take my weenie out of your mouth
[02:41.93] This is between me and you, I know you're not happy
[02:44.06] I know you'd much rather see me lying in the corner of a room somewhere crying
[02:47.51] Curled up in a ball, tweaked out of my mind, dying, there's no denying
[02:52.03] That my weenie is much bigger than yours is
[02:53.09] Mine is like sticking a banana between two oranges
[02:55.21] Why are you even doing this to yourself? It's pointless
[02:57.87] Why do we have to keep on going through this? This is torturous
[03:00.26] My point is this
[03:01.32] That if you say mean things, your weenie will shrink
[03:03.71] Now I forgot what the chorus is, you're just as...
[03:06.64] You're just jealous of me 'cause you, you just can't do what I do
[03:08.23] So instead of just admitting it, you walk around and say
[03:10.35] All kinds of really mean things about me
[03:12.21] 'Cause you're a meanie, a meanie
[03:14.07] But it's only 'cause you're just really jealous of me
[03:16.20] 'Cause I'm what you wanna be, so you just look like an idiot
[03:18.59] When you say these mean things, 'cause it's too easy to see
[03:20.71] You're really just a big weenie, big weenie
[03:24.17] Fuck off my dick
