My band

[00:02.47] I don't know dude

[00:04.33] I think everybody's all jealous and shit

[00:06.73] 'Cause I'm like, the lead singer of the band, dude

[00:09.66] And I think everybody's got a fuckin' problem with me, dude

[00:13.16] And they need to take it up with me after the show

[00:15.55] Because

[00:16.87] These chicks don't even know the name of my band

[00:20.59] But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands

[00:24.59] 'Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man

[00:28.56] All because I'm the lead singer of my band

[00:32.28] So I get off stage, right, drop the mic

[00:34.41] Walk up to these hot chicks, and I'm all like

[00:36.27] "Sup ladies, my name's Slim Shady

[00:38.40] I'm the lead singer of D12, baby"

[00:40.25] They're all like, "Oh my God, it's him"

[00:42.39] "Becky, oh my fucking God, it's Eminem"

[00:44.25] "I swear to fucking God, dude, you fucking rock"

[00:46.40] "Please, Marshall, please let me suck your cock"

[00:48.26] Now by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous

[00:50.38] Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas

[00:52.51] All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes

[00:54.37] Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage

[00:56.23] So like every single night they pick a fight with me

[00:58.39] But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry

[01:00.25] 'Cause they're back on stage the next night with me

[01:02.37] Dude, I just think you're tryna steal the light from me

[01:04.50] Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me

[01:06.09] 'Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife-to-be

[01:08.26] This rock star shit, it's the life for me

[01:10.12] And all the other guys just despise me because these

[01:12.51] These chicks don't even know the name of my band

[01:16.49] But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands

[01:21.01] 'Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man

[01:24.47] All because I'm the lead singer of my band

[01:27.93] My band, my band, my band, my band

[01:31.91] My band, my band, my band, my band

[01:36.16] My band

[01:37.85] Alright, okay, alright

[01:39.99] Give me the mic, man

[01:41.57] Okay, come on, man

[01:42.39] You need to give me this mic (ah, yeah)

[01:43.71] You just wanna see a nigga backwards, don't you?

[01:46.38] ADAT? How come we don't rap on Pro Tools

[01:48.49] Smash these vocals and do a performance

[01:50.35] But we in the van and he in a tour bus

[01:52.48] You don't want my autograph, you's a liar

[01:54.35] And no, I'm Swift (oh, I thought you were Kuniva)

[01:56.47] And what the hell is wrong with our dressing room?

[01:58.33] 'Cause our shit is lookin' smaller than a decimal

[02:00.45] See I know how to rap, see it's simple but

[02:02.31] All I did was read a Russell Simmons book

[02:04.46] So I'm more intact, tryna get on the map

[02:06.04] Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back

[02:07.91] Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the shit

[02:10.36] Yeah, I know, man, by himself, taking all the flicks

[02:12.21] Hey, I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue?

[02:14.09] No, I had an interview not you two

[02:16.21] You gon' be late for soundcheck, man, I ain't going to soundcheck

[02:18.61] And our mics are screwed up, and his always sound best

[02:20.48] You know what, man? I'ma say somethin'

[02:22.60] Ayo Em, you got somethin' to say? Man, nothin'

[02:24.46] I thought you was about to tell him off, man, what's up?

[02:26.32] Man, I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man, shut up

[02:28.17] And you ain't even back me up, and we supposed to be crew

[02:30.31] Man, I was about to talk right after you, I swear

[02:32.20] Aw, man, whatever, I swear, man

[02:33.26] These chicks don't even know the name of my band

[02:36.46] But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands

[02:40.71] 'Cause once I blow, they know that I'll be the man

[02:44.43] All because I'm the lead singer of my band

[02:48.44] They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not

[02:50.32] Went from sold out arenas to amusement parks

[02:52.17] How I'm gon' let the world know that Proof is hot?

[02:54.07] I should cut his mic off when the music starts

[02:56.20] (Ayo it's-) ready to snap on a dumbass fan

[02:58.59] Every time I hear, "Hey, dude, I love your band"

[03:00.17] We ain't a band, bitch, we don't play instruments

[03:02.31] So why he gettin' ninety and we only get ten percent?

[03:04.20] And these guys acting funny every area code

[03:06.33] Proof, carry my bag, bitch, carry your own

[03:08.19] Can't make it to the stage, security in my way

[03:10.33] Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?

[03:12.18] Goddamn it, I'm sick of this group (fuck D12)

[03:14.32] Time for me to go solo and make some loot (yeah)

[03:16.17] I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps

[03:18.32] 'Til Kon Artis slipped me some crack (take this)

[03:20.20] "Lose Yourself" video, I was in the back

[03:22.58] "Superman" video, uh, I was in the back

[03:24.45] For the media, I got some suggestions

[03:26.32] Fuck Marshall, ask us some questions

[03:28.44] Like, "Who is D12?" "How we get started?"

[03:30.31] (But what about Eminem?) Bitch, are you retarded?

[03:32.44] Anyway, I'm the popularest guy in the group

[03:34.83] Big-ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute (hey sexy)

[03:36.69] 50 told me to do sit-ups to get buff

[03:38.57] Did two and a half and couldn't get up (uh)

[03:40.18] Fuck D12, I'm outta this band

[03:42.33] I'm 'bout to start a group with The Real Roxanne

[03:44.19] Girl, why can't you see you're the only one for me?

[03:51.10] And it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't know my name (man, fuck this)

[04:00.42] These chicks don't even know the name of my band

[04:04.67] But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands (fuck Marshall)

[04:08.65] 'Cause once I blow, I know that I'll be the man (yeah)

[04:12.37] All because I'm the new lead-

[04:15.82] My band, my band (your band)

[04:17.95] My band, my band (our band, your band)

[04:20.07] My band, my band (you man, you man)

[04:21.66] My band, my band, my band (Roxanne Shante, you lesbian)

[04:25.40] Yeah, hey y'all, the hardest boy band in the world, D12

[04:32.65] I'm the lead singer of my band

[04:33.98] I get all the girls to take off their underpants

[04:36.11] I'm the lead singer of my band

[04:37.98] My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance

[04:40.36] My salsa, whoa

[04:42.77] Look out for my next single, it's called, "My Salsa"

[04:46.23] My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa

[04:48.63] My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance

[04:51.02] And take off their underpants

[04:52.34] My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance

[04:54.77] And take off their underpants

[04:56.35] My salsa

[04:57.95] Where'd everybody go?