Framed

[00:20.92] Feeling kinky, lip syncing to Too $hort's "Freaky Tales" (Biatch!)

[00:25.17] Having creepy visions of whiskey drinking

[00:27.42] And envisioning sneaking into where Christie Brinkley dwells

[00:30.43] I know this is risky thinking but I wanna stick her like she's decals

[00:34.44] But when murdering females

[00:37.20] Better pay attention to these details or you could be derailed

[00:41.20] Better wear at least three layers of clothing or be in jail

[00:44.21] If you get scratched because your DNA'll

[00:46.71] Be all up under her fingernails

[00:49.46] Man, he hears you, I don't think he cares

[00:51.96] He gives a fuck, even his pinky swears

[00:54.21] Three personalities burstin' out of me, please beware

[00:57.47] Her TV blares, can't hear the creaking stairs

[01:00.98] She's unaware in no underwear, she's completely bare

[01:04.24] Turns around and screams, I remember distinctly

[01:06.74] I said "I'm here to do sink repairs."

[01:08.99] Chop her up, put her body parts

[01:11.75] In front of Steven Avery's trailer and leave 'em there

[01:57.57] But hey man, I was framed

[02:00.57] I know what this looks like, officers

[02:02.57] Please just give me one minute

[02:04.07] I think I can explain

[02:07.33] I ain't murdered nobody

[02:08.59] I know these words are so nutty

[02:10.08] But I'm just here to entertain

[02:13.84] How come your shirt is so bloody?

[02:15.09] There's a missing person, so what? He's

[02:16.85] Got nothin' to do with me

[02:20.35] I'm almost certain I was framed

[02:23.87] Woke up, it was dawn, musta knew somethin' was wrong

[02:27.38] Think I'm becomin' a monster 'cause of the drugs that I'm on

[02:30.64] Donald Duck's on, there's a Tonka Truck in the yard

[02:33.88] But dog, how the fuck is Ivanka Trump in the trunk of my car?

[02:37.39] Gotta get to the bottom of it to try to solve it

[02:40.40] Must go above and beyond, 'cause it's incumbent upon me

[02:43.66] Plus I feel somewhat responsible for the dumb little blonde

[02:46.66] Girl, that motherfuckin' baton twirler that got dumped in the pond

[02:50.66] Second murder with no recollection of it

[02:53.16] Collectin' newspaper articles, cuttin' out sections from it

[02:56.67] Memory's too fucked to remember, destructive temper

[02:59.42] Cut my public defender's jugular then stuck him up in a blender

[03:03.43] Another dismembered toddler discovered this winter probably

[03:06.43] 'Cause the disassembled body

[03:08.19] Was covered up in the snow since the month of November oddly

[03:11.44] I'm wanted for questioning

[03:12.94] Them son of a bitches probably just wanna pin this on me

[03:16.45] But hey man, I was framed

[03:19.70] I know what this looks like, officers

[03:21.46] Please just give me one minute

[03:22.96] I think I can explain

[03:25.96] I ain't murdered nobody

[03:27.47] I know these words are so nutty

[03:28.97] But I'm just here to entertain

[03:32.73] How come your shirt is so bloody?

[03:33.97] There's a missing person, so what? He's

[03:35.98] Got nothin' to do with me

[03:39.23] I'm almost certain I was framed

[03:42.74] Still on the loose, they

[03:44.74] Spotted me inside McDonald's Tuesday

[03:47.00] In a Toronto Blue Jays cap, lookin' like your college roommate

[03:50.25] With Rihanna, Lupe, Saddam Hussein, Bobby Boucher

[03:53.77] Or was it Cool J? The cops is on a goose chase

[03:56.27] Just escaped from the state pen

[03:57.77] For [edited] eight women who hate men

[03:59.53] Don't make it no weirder, I'm naked

[04:01.02] When I break in your basement

[04:02.79] Under your baby's play pen, I lay in, wait adjacent

[04:06.28] Facin' the door, remainin' patient while stayin' complacent

[04:10.04] Blatant sexual implications are continuin' to get thrown

[04:13.05] Insinuations are placed in little riddles and poems

[04:16.55] Left on your pillow in hopes, that when you get home

[04:19.30] You'll get the hint, ho: I'm in your window

[04:23.56] But it never occurred to me I could describe a murder scene

[04:27.82] In a verse and be charged with first degree

[04:30.09] 'Cause it just happened to match up perfectly

[04:32.36] With the massacre or the Burger King burglary

[04:35.11] No, officer, you see...

[04:36.44] I was framed

[04:38.69] I know what this looks like, officers

[04:40.44] Please just give me one minute

[04:41.94] I think I can explain

[04:44.95] I ain't murdered nobody

[04:46.45] I know these words are so nutty

[04:47.96] But I'm just here to entertain

[04:51.46] How come your shirt is so bloody?

[04:52.97] There's a missing person, so what? He's

[04:54.71] Got nothin' to do with me

[04:58.22] I'm almost certain I was framed