Big weenie

[00:01.75] I don't understand

[00:03.61] Why are you being so mean?

[00:07.33] You're a mean, mean man

[00:10.77] You're just jealous of me 'cause you, you just can't do what I do

[00:13.70] So instead of just admitting it, you walk around and say

[00:16.37] All kinds of really mean things about me

[00:18.49] 'Cause you're a meanie, a meanie

[00:21.41] But it's only 'cause you're just really jealous of me

[00:23.54] 'Cause I'm what you wanna be, so you just look like an idiot

[00:26.20] When you say these mean things, 'cause it's too easy to see

[00:29.12] You're really just a big weenie, big weenie

[00:32.30] Alright, listen, I need you to focus

[00:34.95] I need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is important

[00:38.14] We are going to perform an experiment of the sorts

[00:40.81] I'm going to have to ask you to bare with me for a moment

[00:43.72] Now I need you to open your mind, your eyes, close 'em

[00:46.64] You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis

[00:49.30] For the next four and a half minutes

[00:51.16] We are going to explore into your mind

[00:52.75] To find out why you're so fuckin' jealous

[00:54.61] Now why do they make yoo-hoo?

[00:56.47] Pippity-kaka-poo-poo

[00:57.53] Psych, I'm kiddin', I just wanted to see if you're still listenin'

[01:00.20] Okay, now I need your undivided attention

[01:03.12] Sir, I have a question

[01:04.46] Why do I always sense this

[01:06.05] Undeniable tension from the moment that I enter into the room?

[01:09.77] It gets all quiet and whispers

[01:11.62] Whenever there's conversations, why am I always mentioned?

[01:14.29] I've been dyin' to ask, it's been itchin' at me

[01:16.95] Is it just because

[01:17.73] You're just jealous of me 'cause you, you just can't do what I do

[01:20.39] So instead of just admitting it, you walk around and say

[01:23.27] All kinds of really mean things about me

[01:25.41] 'Cause you're a meanie, a meanie

[01:28.07] But it's only 'cause you're just really jealous of me

[01:30.19] 'Cause I'm what you wanna be, so you just look like an idiot

[01:33.38] When you say these mean things, 'cause it's too easy to see

[01:36.30] You're really just a big weenie, big weenie

[01:38.97] Alright, now I (shit), I just flubbed a line

[01:41.90] I was going to say something extremely important

[01:44.55] But I forgot who or what it was, I fucked up

[01:47.47] Psych, I'm kiddin' again you idiot, no I didn't

[01:50.39] That's just what you wanted to hear from me

[01:52.25] Is that I fucked up ain't it?

[01:53.58] But I could bust one take without lookin' at no paper

[01:55.97] It doesn't take a bunch of takes or me to stand here in this booth all day

[01:59.42] For me to say the truth, okay?

[02:00.76] You're drooling, you have tooth decay

[02:02.08] You're mouth is open, you're disgusting

[02:03.67] What the fuck you eat for lunch

[02:05.00] A bunch of sweets or somethin'

[02:06.06] What you munch a bunch of Crunch 'n Munch?

[02:07.66] You're tooth is rottin' to the gum

[02:08.98] Your breath stinks, wanna chew some gum?

[02:10.31] "Yes, I do, sir, what am I on?"

[02:11.92] You, sir, are on truth serum

[02:12.98] "Marshall, I'm so jealous of you, please say you won't tell nobody

[02:16.43] I'd be so embarrassed, I'm just absolutely terrified

[02:18.56] That someone's gonna find out

[02:19.89] Why I'm sayin' all these terrible, evil, and awful

[02:22.28] Mean things, it's my own insecurities"

[02:24.15] You're just jealous of me 'cause you, you just can't do what I do

[02:27.35] So instead of just admitting it, you walk around and say

[02:30.02] All kinds of really mean things about me

[02:31.88] 'Cause you're a meanie, a meanie

[02:34.81] But it's only 'cause you're just really jealous of me

[02:37.20] 'Cause I'm what you wanna be, so you just look like an idiot

[02:39.85] When you say these mean things, 'cause it's too easy to see

[02:42.54] You're really just a big weenie, big weenie

[02:46.02] Alright, now we, we're going to conduct

[02:48.69] That experiment that we were talkin' about earlier

[02:51.34] Just to see what a frog looks like when he takes two hits of ecstasy

[02:54.79] 'Cause that's exactly what your eyes look like

[02:56.93] Wanna check to see? Here's a mirror

[02:58.53] Notice the resemblance here?

[03:00.11] Wait, let me put these sunglasses on, now look in this mirror

[03:03.05] How 'bout now? What do you have in common?

[03:05.46] You're both green with envy and look like idiots with sunglasses on 'em

[03:08.96] You look like I sound like, singing about weenies

[03:11.36] Now take my weenie out of your mouth

[03:13.21] This is between me and you, I know you're not happy

[03:16.66] I know you'd much rather see me lyin' in the corner of a room somewhere cryin'

[03:20.64] Curled up in a ball, tweaked out of my mind, dyin'

[03:23.29] There's no denyin' that my weenie is much bigger than yours is

[03:27.30] Mine is like stickin' a banana between two oranges

[03:29.70] Why are you even doin' this to yourself? It's pointless

[03:32.65] Why do we have to keep on goin' through this? This is torturous

[03:35.84] My point is this, that if you say mean things, you weenie will shrink

[03:40.37] Now I forgot what the chorus is, you're just a

[03:42.23] You're just jealous of me 'cause you, you just can't do what I do

[03:44.89] So instead of just admitting it, you walk around and say

[03:48.08] All kinds of really mean things about me

[03:49.94] 'Cause you're a meanie, a meanie

[03:52.60] But it's only 'cause you're just really jealous of me

[03:54.98] 'Cause I'm what you wanna be, so you just look like an idiot

[03:58.45] When you say these mean things, 'cause it's too easy to see

[04:00.57] You're really just a big weenie, big weenie

[04:03.78] Fuck off my dick