My Dad's Gone Crazy - Eminem Hailie Jade [USIR10211067] (320)
[00:03.88] Hello boys and girls
[00:05.51] Today we're gonna talk about father and daughter relationships
[00:11.96] Do you have a daddy?
[00:16.21] I'll bet you do
[00:19.40] Who's your daddy?
[00:21.03] Daddy, what're you doing?
[00:26.08] OK then! Everybody, listen up!
[00:33.00] I'm going to Hell, who's comin' with me?
[00:36.23] Somebody, please help him!
[00:39.46] I think my dad gone crazy!
[00:44.23] There's no mountain I can't climb
[00:45.82] There's no tower too high
[00:47.43] No plane that I can't learn how to fly
[00:49.82] What do I gotta do to get through to you, to show you
[00:52.21] There ain't nothing I can't take this chainsaw to
[00:54.34] Fuckin' brain's brawn, and brass balls
[00:57.26] I cut 'em off, I got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar
[01:00.44] Inside of a hall, with my framed autographed
[01:03.11] Sunglasses with Elton John's name, on my drag wall
[01:06.03] I'm out the closet, I been lying my ass off
[01:08.69] All this time, me and Dre been fucking with hats off
[01:11.07] Suck it Marshall
[01:12.12] So tell Laura and her husband to back off
[01:14.00] Before I push this motherfucking button and blast off
[01:16.81] And launch one at these Russians, and that's all
[01:18.83] Blow every fucking thing, except Afghanistan on the map, off
[01:22.03] When will it stop? When will I knock the crap off?
[01:25.68] Hailie, tell 'em baby
[01:26.63] My dad's lost it
[01:28.27] There's really nothin' else to say I, I can't explain it
[01:31.19] I think my dad gone crazy!
[01:33.58] A little help from Hailie Jade won't you tell 'em baby
[01:36.67] I think my dad gone crazy!
[01:38.70] There's nothin' you could do or say that could ever change me
[01:42.16] I think my dad gone crazy!
[01:44.59] There's no one on Earth that can save me, not even Hailie
[01:47.52] I think my dad gone crazy!
[01:49.29] It's like my mother always told me
[01:51.04] Rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana
[01:54.49] and codeine and goddammit, you little motherfucker
[01:56.80] If you ain't got nothin' nice to say then don't say nothin'
[02:02.00] Fuck that shit, bitch, eat a motherfuckin' dick
[02:04.80] Chew on a prick, and lick a million motherfuckin' cocks per second
[02:08.00] I'd rather put out a motherfucking gospel record
[02:10.70] I'd rather be a pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussy
[02:13.66] And have pussy-lips glued to my face with a clit-ring in my nose
[02:16.85] Than quit bringing my flows, quit giving me my ammo
[02:20.04] Can't you see why I'm so mean? If y'all leave me alone, this wouldn't be my M.O
[02:24.48] I wouldn't have to go eenie meenie minie mo
[02:27.06] Catch a homo by his toe, man I don't know no more
[02:29.98] Am I the only fuckin' one who's normal any more?
[02:32.91] Dad
[02:33.34] There's really nothin' else to say I, I can't explain it
[02:36.69] I think my dad gone crazy!
[02:38.72] A little help from Hailie Jade won't you tell 'em baby
[02:42.17] I think my dad gone crazy!
[02:44.30] There's nothin' you could do or say that could ever change me
[02:47.65] I think my dad gone crazy!
[02:49.51] There's no one on Earth that can save me, not even Hailie
[02:53.23] I think my dad gone crazy!
[02:54.74] My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise
[02:57.68] And at the same time, can make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme
[03:01.40] See what you're seeing is a genius at work
[03:03.52] Which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first
[03:06.99] 'Cause when I speak, it's tongue in cheek
[03:09.26] I'd yank my fucking teeth before I'd ever bite my tongue
[03:12.17] I'd slice my gums, get struck by fuckin' lightning twice at once
[03:16.15] And die and come back as Vanilla Ice's son
[03:18.82] And walk around the rest of my life spit on
[03:22.00] And kicked and hit with shit, every time I sung
[03:24.40] Like R. Kelly as soon as "Bump N' Grind" comes on
[03:27.31] More pain inside of my brain, than the eyes of a little girl inside of a
[03:30.93] plane
[03:31.99] Aimed at the World Trade, standin' on Ronnie's grave
[03:34.70] Screaming at the sky, 'til clouds gather it's Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade
[03:38.42] And that's pretty much the gist of it, Parents are pissed, but the kids love
[03:42.57] it
[03:43.10] Nine millimeter, heater stashed, in two-seaters with meat cleavers
[03:46.75] I don't blame you, I wouldn't let Hailie listen to me neither
[03:49.59] There's really nothin' else to say I, I can't explain it
[03:53.03] I think my dad gone crazy!
[03:55.16] A little help from Hailie Jade won't you tell 'em baby
[03:58.35] I think my dad gone crazy!
[04:00.74] There's nothin' you could do or say that could ever change me
[04:04.20] I think my dad gone crazy!
[04:05.97] There's no one on Earth that can save me, not even Hailie
[04:09.42] I think my dad gone crazy!
[04:16.24] Crazy
[04:24.91] You're funny daddy!
