So Bad - Eminem [USUM71015422] (320)

[00:03.21] Yeah, haha, you feel that, baby?

[00:09.31] Yeah, I feel it too, damn

[00:11.71] (I'm so bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad)

[00:13.73] You know, I'm so glad we could spend this time together

[00:17.07] (I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had)

[00:18.40] You see, I'm not as crazy as you thought I was, am I?

[00:21.75] ('Cause you ain't never met nobody like me

[00:22.01] And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again)

[00:22.56] I'm the American Dream

[00:24.56] I'm the definition of white trash ballin'

[00:27.91] I'm right back on 'em with a err-chick-err, chicka-chick

[00:31.39] I can't call it, same shit, different toilet

[00:33.26] Oh, you got a nice ass, darling

[00:35.03] Can't wait to get you into my Benz, take you for a spin

[00:37.69] What you mean we ain't fuckin'? You take me for a friend?

[00:41.15] Let me tell you the whole story of Shady's origin

[00:43.81] You'll be sorry if you slam my Mercedes door again

[00:47.01] Now, it all started with my father

[00:49.14] I must've got my pimpin' genes from him

[00:51.80] The way he left my momma

[00:52.75] I'm a rolling stone, just like him, word to Johnny Drama

[00:55.69] Keep my entourage with me, baby, I'll make a promise

[00:58.78] There ain't nobody as bomb as

[01:00.38] Me, I'm as calm as the breeze

[01:02.49] I'm the bee's knees, his legs, and his arms

[01:04.53] I'm a superstar, girl, I'm ready for you, mama

[01:07.50] Why you think the only thing I got on is my pajamas?

[01:10.69] I'm so bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad

[01:14.14] I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had

[01:17.33] 'Cause you ain't never met nobody like me

[01:19.45] And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again

[01:22.64] I'm so bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad

[01:25.83] I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had

[01:29.32] 'Cause you ain't never met nobody like me

[01:31.18] And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again

[01:34.13] I'm equivalent to a shot of Cuervo

[01:35.71] First I'll kiss your navel, work my way down

[01:38.28] Baby, you can lay down on the table

[01:40.14] But you may wanna find somethin' more stable

[01:42.26] I told you I ain't foolin' from the gate

[01:44.70] This ain't the first day of April

[01:46.29] But thank you for stayin', April

[01:47.35] I'ma make you learn to appreciate me, differentiate me

[01:52.20] From these phony, little fishy and sissy fake Gs

[01:55.12] Skip over the "huggy bear," and all the "kissy face," please

[01:58.04] Initiate phase three, missy, now service me

[02:00.70] Take another shot of Jäger, shakin' so nervously

[02:03.94] Take your time, baby, oh, you're the bomb, baby

[02:06.61] Oh, you're doing that even better than your mom, lady

[02:09.54] I told you why I'm Shady, you didn't listen now, did ya?

[02:12.47] Relax, woman, you know that I'm only kiddin' with ya

[02:15.67] Got a twisted sense of humor, it's warped, but I didn't hit ya

[02:18.76] I think you're finally startin' to get the picture, I'm just

[02:21.67] I'm so bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad

[02:25.66] I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had

[02:28.58] 'Cause you ain't never met nobody like me

[02:31.24] And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again

[02:33.62] I'm so bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad

[02:37.52] I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had

[02:40.19] 'Cause you ain't never met nobody like me

[02:42.62] And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again

[02:45.54] Call me dynamite, dynamite, dynamite, soul

[02:51.39] Call me dynamite, dynamite, dynamite, soul

[02:56.96] I can hold you in the morning

[03:00.42] But in the evening I gotta go

[03:04.14] 'Cause I'm on to the next girl

[03:05.89] And the next girl I kind of like, oh

[03:08.55] I got you caught up in the rapture, make you recapture

[03:12.02] The feelings you had for your last boyfriend before he slapped ya

[03:15.53] You never wanted someone so bad, you're

[03:17.65] Sweatin', but if I'm what you wanted

[03:19.14] Why'd you panic when I grabbed ya?

[03:20.90] Girl, don't be so frantic, I'm just a hopeless romantic

[03:23.56] Don't try to fight the feeling of somethin' that's so organic

[03:26.50] You can't ignore it, so don't, just stand before it

[03:28.89] Just drop them panties to the floor, let's get to camcordin'

[03:31.81] Damn, shawty, I told you this was bound to happen

[03:34.46] Soon as you wrote your number on the napkin

[03:36.75] I was bound to work a number on your back

[03:38.89] And throw your spine out of alignment

[03:40.47] My love has got you so blind that

[03:42.60] You couldn't pick Amy Winehouse out of a line-up

[03:44.90] So stop at the store, pick a pint up

[03:46.11] Let's get the pineapple Schnapps going, no one will knock

[03:49.46] 'Cause I'ma hang a sign up saying "Don't Disturb"

[03:51.58] Shawty, I'm so superb

[03:52.90] I say the right things, don't I spit the dopest words?

[03:56.36] I'm so bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad

[04:00.35] I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had

[04:03.54] 'Cause you ain't never met nobody like me

[04:05.66] And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again

[04:08.32] I'm so bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad

[04:11.80] I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had

[04:14.98] 'Cause you ain't never met nobody like me

[04:17.38] And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again

[04:20.30] Dynamite, dynamite, dynamite, soul

[04:26.14] Dynamite, dynamite, dynamite, soul

[04:32.25] I can hold you in the morning

[04:34.81] But in the evening I gotta go

[04:39.06] 'Cause I am on to the next girl

[04:41.19] And the next girl I kind of like, oh

[04:44.11] I'm so bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad

[04:47.83] I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had

[04:50.75] 'Cause you ain't never met nobody like me

[04:53.69] And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again

[00:00.00] Dr. Dre

[00:00.00] 2010

[00:00.00] Light years ahead of you