My mom

[00:01.35] Yeah

[00:02.94] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[00:06.72] Okay

[00:08.07] Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright

[00:12.09] Yo, yo

[00:14.48] Alright, I'ma lay the chorus first

[00:18.46] Here we go now

[00:21.13] My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs

[00:25.40] That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her

[00:30.72] Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs

[00:36.57] That's why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom

[00:42.15] My mom, my mom, I know you're probably tired

[00:44.54] Of hearin' 'bout my mom, oh-ho, whoa-ho

[00:47.73] But this is just a story of when I was just a shorty

[00:50.12] And how I became hooked on Va-aliu-um

[00:52.78] Valium was in everything, food that I ate

[00:55.43] The water that I drank, fuckin' peas in my plate

[00:58.08] She sprinkled just enough of it to season my steak

[01:00.74] So every day I'd have at least three stomachaches

[01:03.40] Now tell me, what kind of mother would want to see her

[01:06.06] Son grow up to be an undera-fuckin'-chiever?

[01:08.71] My teacher didn't think I was gonna be nothin' either

[01:11.41] "What the fuck you stickin' gum up under the fuckin' seat for?"

[01:14.07] "Mrs. Mathers, your son has been huffin' ether"

[01:16.72] "Either that or the motherfucker's been puffin' reefer"

[01:19.38] But all this huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it was either

[01:22.03] It was neither, I was buzzin' but it wasn't what she thought

[01:24.69] Pee in a teacup? Bitch, you ain't my keeper, I'm sleepin'

[01:27.89] What the fuck you keep on fuckin' with me for?

[01:30.00] Slut, you need to leave me the fuck alone, I ain't playin'

[01:32.70] Go find you a white crayon and color a fuckin' zebra

[01:35.61] My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs

[01:39.89] That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her

[01:45.21] Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs

[01:51.31] That's why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom

[01:57.19] Wait a minute, this ain't dinner, this is paint thinner

[01:59.58] You ate it yesterday, I ain't hear no complaints, did I?

[02:02.51] Now here's a plate full of painkillers, now just wait

[02:04.64] 'Til I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes

[02:07.34] You little motherfucker, I'll make you sit there

[02:09.76] And make that retarded fuckin' face without even tastin' it

[02:12.43] You better lick the fuckin' plate, you ain't wastin' it

[02:15.11] Put your face in it 'fore I throw you in the basement again

[02:18.83] And I ain't givin' in, you're gonna just sit there

[02:20.94] In one fuckin' place, finnickin' 'til next Thanksgiving

[02:23.34] And if you still ain't finished it, I'll use the same shit again

[02:25.73] Then when I make spinach dip it'll be placed in the shit

[02:28.81] You little shit, wanna sit there and play innocent?

[02:31.73] A rack fell and hit me in K-Mart and they witnessed it

[02:34.12] Child support, your father, he ain't sent the shit

[02:36.81] And so what if he did? It's none of your dang business, kid

[02:39.48] My mom

[02:40.57] There's no one else quite like my mom

[02:42.97] I know I should let bygones be bygones

[02:45.64] But she's the reason why I am high on what I'm high on

[02:49.67] 'Cause my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs

[02:54.46] That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her

[03:00.05] Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs

[03:05.36] That's why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom

[03:11.49] My mom loved Valium, now all I am

[03:14.41] Is a party animal, I am what I am

[03:16.54] But I'm strong to the finish with me Valium spinach

[03:19.46] But my buzz only lasts about two minutes

[03:22.12] But I don't wanna swallow it without chewin' it

[03:24.51] I can't even write a rhyme without you in it

[03:27.44] My Valium, my Vaaaaaa-liummmm, oh

[03:32.23] Man, I never thought that I could ever be

[03:34.61] A drug addict, nah, fuck that, I can't have it happen to me

[03:37.81] But that's actually what has ended up happenin'

[03:40.48] A tragedy, the fuckin' past ended up catchin' me

[03:43.14] And it's probably where I got acquainted with the taste, ain't it?

[03:46.39] Pharmaceuticals are the bomb, Mom, beautiful

[03:48.78] She killed the fuckin' dog with the medicine she done fed it

[03:51.44] Feed it a fuckin' aspirin and say that it has a headache

[03:53.83] "Here, want a snack? You hungry, you fuckin' brat?"

[03:56.52] "Look at that, it's a Xanax, take it and take a nap, eat it"

[03:59.71] But I don't need it, "Well fuck it then, break it up"

[04:02.09] "Take a little piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up"

[04:04.79] Alright Ma, you win, I don't feel like arguin'

[04:07.45] I'll do it, pop it, gobble it and start wobblin'

[04:10.13] Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, trip, then I fall in bed

[04:13.05] With a bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobblehead

[04:15.47] My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs

[04:19.99] That's why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her

[04:25.30] Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs

[04:30.34] That's why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom

[04:36.23] My mom, I'm just like her

[04:38.36] My mom, my mom, my mom

[04:40.49] My mom, my mom, my mom

[04:43.15] My mom, my mom, my mom

[04:45.54] My mom, my momma

[04:49.60] Me momma, I like-a da momma

[04:52.79] Haha, sorry Mom

[04:56.51] I still love you though

[05:00.75] Dr. Dre, 2010

[05:05.01] Hey, this shit is hella hard, homie

[05:07.13] Yo, take us on outta here

[05:08.46] Woo