My name is
[00:09.53] Hi!
[00:10.33] My name is
[00:10.86] What?
[00:11.40] My name is
[00:12.22] Who?
[00:12.75] My name is
[00:13.58] Chika-chika
[00:14.11] Slim Shady
[00:14.64] Hi!
[00:15.33] My name is
[00:16.12] Huh?
[00:16.92] My name is
[00:17.46] What?
[00:18.28] My name is
[00:18.81] Chika-chika
[00:19.35] Slim Shady
[00:19.87] Hi!
[00:20.95] My name is
[00:21.75] What?
[00:22.55] Excuse me
[00:26.05] Can I have the attention of the class
[00:28.45] For one second
[00:32.16] Hi kids!
[00:32.68] Do you like violence?
[00:34.04] Wanna see me stick Nine inch Nails, through each one of my eyelids?
[00:37.77] Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?
[00:40.15] Try acid and get fucked up worse that my life is?
[00:43.08] My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin' to get my head straight
[00:45.74] But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate
[00:48.67] And Dr. Dre said
[00:50.26] "Slim Shady you a base-head!"
[00:51.59] Uh-uh!
[00:52.39] "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!"
[00:54.51] Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else
[00:57.47] 'Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
[00:59.59] Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
[01:02.83] And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
[01:04.68] I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass, faster than a fat bitch
[01:09.52] Who sat down too fast
[01:10.85] Come here, slut!
[01:11.91] "Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl, dawg!"
[01:13.78] I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off!
[01:16.43] Hi!
[01:17.23] My name is
[01:18.03] What?
[01:18.55] My name is
[01:19.35] Who?
[01:20.16] My name is
[01:20.68] Chika-chika
[01:21.21] Slim Shady
[01:22.03] Hi!
[01:22.84] My name is
[01:23.40] Huh?
[01:24.24] My name is
[01:25.04] What?
[01:25.54] My name is
[01:26.08] Chika-chika
[01:26.90] Slim Shady
[01:27.70] Hi!
[01:28.49] My name is
[01:29.03] What?
[01:29.84] My name is
[01:30.37] Who?
[01:31.17] My name is
[01:31.71] Chika-chika
[01:32.76] Slim Shady
[01:33.32] Hi!
[01:34.10] My name is
[01:34.90] Huh?
[01:35.44] My name is
[01:36.23] What?
[01:36.76] My name is
[01:37.30] Chika-chika
[01:38.08] Slim Shady
[01:39.15] My English teacher wanted to flunk me in Junior High
[01:41.54] Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be thirty five
[01:44.47] I smacked him in his face with an eraser
[01:46.59] Chased him with a stapler
[01:48.18] Stapled his nuts to a stack of papers
[01:50.61] Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
[01:53.25] Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup
[01:56.19] Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians in a space ship
[01:59.63] While they screamin' at me
[02:00.69] "Let's just be friends!"
[02:02.02] Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
[02:04.15] I just found out my mom does more dope than I do
[02:07.34] I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
[02:09.74] Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after her
[02:12.65] You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
[02:15.57] Try to touch your hands like some screamin' Usher fans
[02:18.23] This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
[02:20.88] So I signed it
[02:21.67] "Dear Dave, thanks for the support, asshole!"
[02:24.33] Hi!
[02:24.86] My name is
[02:25.40] What?
[02:25.94] My name is
[02:26.47] Who?
[02:27.03] My name is
[02:27.84] Chika-chika
[02:28.38] Slim Shady
[02:29.21] Hi!
[02:30.27] My name is
[02:30.81] What?
[02:31.33] My name is
[02:32.13] Who?
[02:32.92] My name is
[02:33.46] Chika-chika
[02:34.25] Slim Shady
[02:35.05] Hi!
[02:35.85] My name is
[02:36.65] Huh?
[02:37.17] My name is
[02:37.98] Who?
[02:38.52] My name is
[02:39.05] Chika-chika
[02:39.84] Slim Shady
[02:40.69] Hi!
[02:41.49] My name is
[02:42.29] What?
[02:42.81] My name is
[02:43.61] Who?
[02:44.18] My name is
[02:44.96] Chika-chika
[02:45.50] Slim Shady
[02:46.57] Stop the tape!
[02:47.62] This kid needs to be locked away!
[02:48.95] Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, operate!
[02:51.93] I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die
[02:54.58] I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
[02:57.50] Am I comin' or goin'?
[02:59.09] I can barely decide
[03:00.71] I just drank a fifth of vodka
[03:02.56] Dare me to drive?
[03:03.36] All my life I was very deprived
[03:05.48] I ain't had a woman in years and my palms are too hairy to hide
[03:08.96] Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk
[03:11.35] I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks
[03:14.30] When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
[03:17.24] How you gonna breast feed me, Mom? You ain't got no tits!
[03:20.15] I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
[03:22.55] With a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head
[03:25.47] I'm steamin' mad
[03:26.58] And by the way when you see my dad?
[03:29.01] Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had
[03:31.68] Hi!
[03:32.25] My name is
[03:32.77] What?
[03:33.31] My name is
[03:34.11] Who?
[03:34.90] My name is
[03:35.33] Chika-chika
[03:36.13] Slim Shady
[03:36.67] Hi!
[03:37.52] My name is
[03:38.04] Huh?
[03:38.90] My name is
[03:39.71] What?
[03:40.26] My name is
[03:40.78] Chika-chika
[03:41.35] Slim Shady
[03:42.42] Hi!
[03:42.94] My name is
[03:43.74] Who?
[03:44.54] My name is
[03:45.08] Huh?
[03:46.14] My name is
[03:46.67] Chika-chika
[03:47.20] Slim Shady
[03:48.00] Hi!
[03:48.80] My name is
[03:49.60] Huh?
[03:50.14] My name is
[03:50.93] Who?
[03:51.73] My name is
[03:52.28] Chika-chika
[03:52.80] Slim Shady
