Elevator (Album Version Explicit) - Eminem [USUM70917505] (320)

[00:03.98] All aboard, okay, next stop, my basement… ha ha

[00:12.75] I'll meet you down there

[00:17.25] There once was a saying that I used to say

[00:19.66] Back in the day when I met Dre

[00:21.53] I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend Proof

[00:24.98] That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof

[00:27.64] He said "What if you went platinum?" I'd just laugh at him

[00:30.57] That's not happening, that I can't fathom

[00:32.96] Eighty-something million records worldwide later,

[00:35.61] I'm living in a house with a fucking elevator

[00:38.27] Haters getting mad, they done had enough of Shady

[00:40.92] You slay me, nothing you say matters enough to touché me

[00:43.85] Rappers try to play me, they use Hailie as a ukulele

[00:47.31] Woopsa-that-a-fucking-daisy

[00:48.90] That's a no-no even she knows dada's fucking crazy

[00:51.58] Fucking animal, cuckoo, bananas, fucking A B

[00:54.26] Maybe it's because I never had a mother raise me

[00:56.91] Fuck around and throw a baby at another baby

[01:00.26] You may think it's 'cause of the way that I was brought up

[01:02.30] But it's all caught up to me now, karma's in the waters

[01:04.86] Every line I ever said has got me in a corner

[01:07.51] You might think it doesn't creep upon ya, but it all does

[01:10.18] You wouldn't listen man, I tried to warn ya when you started

[01:12.83] Now your brain's all haunted 'cause of all the shit you thought of

[01:15.39] Chainsaw slaughters turn your daughters into sawdust

[01:18.05] I never thought it'd come to this, I ought to just be honest but

[01:21.16] There once was a saying that I used to say

[01:23.27] Back in the day when I met Dre

[01:25.14] I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend Proof

[01:28.63] That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof

[01:31.30] He said "What if you went platinum?" I'd just laugh at him

[01:33.95] That's not happening, that I can't fathom

[01:36.63] Eighty-something million records worldwide later,

[01:39.28] I'm living in a house with a fucking elevator

[01:41.95] Sorry Lance, Mr. Lambert, and Aiken ain't gonna make it

[01:44.63] They get so mad, when I call them both faggots

[01:47.29] all these fucking voices in my head I can't take it

[01:49.95] Someone shut that fucking baby up, 'fore I shake it

[01:52.60] You're standing adjacent to Jason, slash, Leatherface, and

[01:55.27] Together makes 'em a fucking bad combination

[01:57.95] I lashed at the doctor in my last operation

[02:00.61] Shoved the Wiener Schnitzel up his ass, hopped away

[02:03.01] somebody please stop the patient, get the cops to mace him

[02:05.94] Homie, I'm the Scheiße, ask Doctor Dreizehn

[02:08.59] I can't leave the game, I just can't walk away son

[02:11.25] No, not a-now, not a chance, not today son

[02:13.89] I can't believe I leave for one brief second

[02:16.29] And you pussies queef all over the rap game, naked

[02:18.95] And use a leaf to wipe up the crap stains, feck it

[02:21.60] I'll just keep saying the same exact saying, check it

[02:24.53] There once was a saying that I used to say

[02:26.93] Back in the day when I met Dre

[02:29.05] I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend Proof

[02:32.23] That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof

[02:34.89] He said "What if you went platinum?" I'd just laugh at him

[02:37.57] That's not happening, that I can't fathom

[02:40.50] Eighty-something million records worldwide later

[02:42.88] I'm living in a house with a fucking elevator

[02:45.55] Elevator in my house, I'll smell ya later

[02:48.23] I blew the fuck up, a hamster in a microwave-I

[02:50.89] Thinking 'bout an escalator now, steps, I hate 'em

[02:53.54] Told the neighbor step away, then I just pepper sprayed 'em

[02:56.21] Yeah, for every time you ride down the street

[02:58.59] Or hideout, drive by my house and beep

[03:01.25] Like now motherfucker, try now to sleep

[03:03.93] Lie down fucker (baa), try countin' sheep

[03:06.62] And you're tryna find out, why now there's beef?

[03:09.28] Mace in your face bitch, cry now pussy

[03:11.94] This is my house, all nine thousand feet

[03:14.58] So you can suck my dick with Amy Winehouse's teeth

[03:17.26] Then I shove 'em in the elevator, take 'em to the top

[03:19.92] Stand above em,just to cut the fucking cable, let 'em drop

[03:22.57] Walk an hour to the damn refrigerator, get a pop

[03:25.24] While I let 'em fall all the way to the basement yelling stop!

[03:27.88] There once was a saying that I used to say

[03:30.55] Back in the day when I met Dre

[03:32.66] I used to sit and goof on the phone with my friend Proof

[03:35.86] That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof

[03:38.53] He said "What if you went platinum?" I'd just laugh at him

[03:41.44] That's not happening, that I can't fathom

[03:44.11] Eighty-something million records worldwide later,

[03:46.78] I'm living in a house with a fucking elevator

[03:49.33] Fucking son of a bitch, I can't believe this shit

[03:51.73] This must be all that there is, this must be it

[03:54.84] Fucking-A even got a bidet

[03:56.97] to wash my ass after I shit with gold toilet paper

[03:59.91] Dishwasher's so big, when I'm pissed off

[04:02.47] I can just toss a flying saucer in it

[04:04.35] The shit's awesome, yeah, fucking elevator

[04:07.81] Living in a house with a fucking elevator