Hello - Eminem [USUM70964104] (320)

[00:02.64] Hello

[00:03.85] Allow me to introduce myself

[00:06.26] My name is Shady

[00:09.19] It's so nice to meet you

[00:12.29] It's been a long time

[00:14.40] I'm sorry I've been away so long

[00:16.80] My name is Shady

[00:19.19] I never meant to leave you

[00:21.85] You see that chick in the gym checking me out?

[00:24.50] Any second I'm 'bout

[00:25.73] To stick her neck in my mouth

[00:27.24] I lose a pill and I'm recklessly wrecking the house

[00:29.38] That was supposed to be breakfast, where the heck is it now?

[00:32.02] There's the necklace I lost, right next to Stephanie's blouse

[00:34.42] Man I should check to see if my mom left any out

[00:37.07] Nope, guess I'll re-route

[00:38.40] Maybe somewhere in the depths of the couch

[00:40.25] Oh! Jackpot! Yeah, 'Open Sesame' mouth

[00:42.65] Down the hatch and the feeling you can't match it

[00:44.78] I rap-tap-tap on your door with a damn ratchet

[00:47.43] Attack-tack-tacking a whore with a damn hatchet

[00:49.81] A knapsack packed with like 40-some Xanaxes

[00:52.48] Shorty come back, I'm tryna score me some lapdances

[00:54.86] I'm bout to relapse so baby pour me some Jack Daniel's

[00:57.40] Formula 40-40 and 40s with bad capsules

[00:59.80] The bad apple spoils the bunch I'm back at you

[01:02.35] Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say "hello"

[01:07.04] And are you menstruating baby, my little friend's waiting to say "hello"

[01:12.25] The way your titties are wiggling and your booty's shaking like Jello

[01:17.31] Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say "hello"

[01:22.00] My equilibrium's off, must be the lithium

[01:24.92] I don't need to buy any drugs, man people give me 'em

[01:27.31] It just becomes everyday extra-curriculum

[01:30.01] No reason in particular, it was strictly fun

[01:32.65] A fifth of rum and two bottles of 151

[01:35.05] 51 people asleep in my damn living room

[01:37.44] Excuse me hun? But what is your name? Vivian?

[01:40.10] I woke up next to you naked and uh, did we umm?

[01:42.75] Of course we did, but didn't I strap Jimmy hun?

[01:45.14] I'm looking for the torn wrapper but there don't seem to be one

[01:47.53] No offense baby girl I don't mean any harm

[01:49.93] But disease is something I'm trying to keep my penis free from

[01:52.57] I find the package and I'm cool,

[01:54.07] I immediately run

[01:55.02] Like Speedy Gonzalez to see if I see anyone

[01:57.42] Who might have a couple of threes,

[01:59.01] I'm fiending for some

[01:59.98] My head is pounding to the beat of the drum

[02:02.02] Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say "hello"

[02:07.06] And do you happen to have anything on you to make my mood mellow?

[02:12.09] Some are oval, and some are pink, some are blue and some are just yellow

[02:17.15] Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say "hello"

[02:22.46] Oh, those were the days, they certainly were

[02:24.05] It's hurting me to know that I'll be closing that curtain for good

[02:26.98] Word-word, chi-word-word, chi-word-chi-chi-word

[02:29.64] I second that and I third,

[02:30.60] Rush to emergency surgery

[02:32.20] To try to flush me because of the drugs that he purchased

[02:34.58] He's no longer getting them free

[02:35.82] Hundred bucks for these Percodans

[02:37.41] Plus it's getting to be where he lustfully search the den

[02:39.80] Pain is hitting his knee and his muscles be hurting him

[02:42.22] Tirelessly on the phone tryna rustle up muscle relaxers

[02:45.43] For his back and a couple of Paxils

[02:46.93] Now he's doubling backwards and he's stumbling back

[02:49.31] Slipped and fell, hit his back, boom, heard something go crack

[02:51.98] Now he's up in the bathroom like he's busting a nap

[02:54.36] Almost ended it that soon because of the fact

[02:56.77] I'm just busting my own chops while I'm busting a rap

[02:59.44] Resuscitated and rejuved so fuck it, I'm back

[03:01.84] Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say "hello"

[03:06.93] And do you happen to have anything on you to make my mood mellow,

[03:12.27] Some are oval, and some are pink, some are blue and some are just yellow

[03:17.06] Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say "hello"

[03:21.48] And so I'm saying,

[03:22.73] Hello allow me to introduce myself

[03:26.72] My name is Shady

[03:29.37] So nice to meet you

[03:31.76] It's been a long time

[03:34.15] I'm sorry I've been away so long

[03:36.80] My name is Shady

[03:38.82] I never meant to leave you

[03:43.50] It's like starting over

[03:46.42] Clean slate