Taking My Ball (Album Version Explicit) - Eminem [USUM70964083] (320)
[00:03.11] Yo, Dre, Man
[00:07.63] Make my vocals sound sexy... woo!
[00:14.98] Come on, man, come on, man, OK
[00:20.73] It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
[00:23.29] But it's all right, it's OK with me
[00:25.95] I'll do my steps all by myself
[00:28.37] I don't need nobody to play with me
[00:31.31] But if you just give me a chance
[00:33.19] I can put you in a trance the way I dance
[00:35.85] But don't nobody wanna play with me
[00:37.69] So I'm taking my ball and going home, home
[00:41.32] I'm that guy, man, shove a diamond up my hind end
[00:44.51] And crush it with my butt muscles while I cut vocals
[00:47.70] Slut poke holes in ya shirt, jump in mud puddles
[00:50.27] While I stomp mud holes in ya ass, girl, now let's cuddle
[00:53.09] Blood curdlin', you're gurglin' on your blood, what'll
[00:55.40] I do for my next trick? I'm feelin' wonderful
[00:58.08] I think I might just do somethin' a little less subtle
[01:00.74] Shove a fuckin' Tonka truck up a little kid's butthole
[01:03.39] Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash ambassador
[01:06.59] Of the Valentine's Day Massacre slash assassin
[01:09.40] I slash her in the ass with a icicle
[01:11.68] And leave her layin' in a blood bath while I
[01:13.71] Put a catheter in and jump in the bath with her
[01:16.38] In my Spider-Man mask, man
[01:17.89] Just imagine the fun I can have with a strap-on
[01:20.71] Stick it up Kim Kardashian's ass and make the bitch run a triathlon
[01:24.16] Are those pistachios? Damn, I'd like to have some
[01:27.09] Laying on the patio, man, rolling a fat one
[01:29.75] Shady, drop the magic marker, put the cap on
[01:32.40] Goddamn, man, are you that much of an asshole?
[01:34.79] It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
[01:37.18] But it's all right, it's OK with me
[01:39.84] I'll do my steps all by myself
[01:42.50] I don't need nobody to play with me
[01:44.88] But if you just give me a chance
[01:47.03] I can put you in a trance the way I dance
[01:49.68] But don't nobody wanna play with me
[01:51.19] So I'm taking my ball and going home, home
[01:55.43] I'm like Houdini, tuck my teenie eenie weenie between each
[01:58.63] One of my thighs and make it disappear like a genie
[02:01.28] Make the shit disappear like Tara Reid in a bikini
[02:03.67] Believe me, homie, you don't know the meaning of a meanie
[02:06.33] They call me the fruit loop from Jupiter
[02:08.38] I'm tryna maneuver the Hoover up in your poop chute
[02:11.20] Don't move or ya might get it stuck so fuckin' far up in your uvula
[02:14.40] You ain't gonna know what he was tryna do to ya gluteus
[02:17.05] Totally tubular, sniffin' glue through a tube in the studio
[02:20.23] Now who do ya think is more fruitier?
[02:22.36] Wiener smothered in peanut butter, puttin' on a tube of ya
[02:24.76] Eye shadow and man, it looked nice, you should've seen it, mother
[02:27.72] I think I'll put a piece of art on my Visa card
[02:30.39] Then I'll go beat Mischa Barton with a Cuisinart
[02:33.04] Then mosey on over to Rosie O'Donnell's with McDonald's
[02:35.95] Jump on her lap then watch The Sopranos
[02:38.08] It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
[02:40.65] But it's all right, it's OK with me
[02:43.23] I'll do my steps all by myself
[02:45.61] I don't need nobody to play with me
[02:48.28] But if you just give me a chance
[02:50.30] I can put you in a trance the way I dance
[02:52.87] But don't nobody wanna play with me
[02:54.73] So I'm taking my ball and going home, home
[02:58.98] Shady, what are you doin' chewin' on a human?
[03:01.12] Grab an aluminum bat, hit Heidi Klum in the back, boom!
[03:04.30] And assumin' the fact that that dude's in the back room
[03:06.96] Usin' the bathroom, vacuumin' a raccoon
[03:09.65] Skewin' a rat, a cat screwin' a baboon
[03:12.31] You shouldn't ask what is he doin' with that broom
[03:14.96] You should be glad he ain't leave you full of stab wounds
[03:17.62] You in a trance, I'm back doing my dance, ooh
[03:20.28] But they're afraid I might get Sarah Palin by the hair
[03:22.57] And make her wear a bathin' suit and take her parasailin'
[03:24.86] Shady, why do you gotta pick on the lady for?
[03:27.50] Why you make her read 84 bedtime stories to you in baby talk?
[03:30.97] 'Cause I'm scared, there's monsters under my bed
[03:33.08] Kellie Pickler hid my juice box under my bassinet
[03:35.75] No wonder my ass is wet, my diaper needs to be changed
[03:38.66] You like graffiti, dyke? Well, I can pee-pee and write your name
[03:41.06] It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right
[03:43.70] But it's all right, it's OK with me
[03:46.37] I'll do my steps all by myself
[03:49.04] I don't need nobody to play with me
[03:51.70] But if you just give me a chance
[03:53.55] I can put you in a trance the way I dance
[03:56.22] But don't nobody wanna play with me
[03:57.99] So I'm taking my ball and going home, home
[04:02.24] Fine, nobody wants to play with me?
[04:04.94] Fuck you then, bitch!
[04:07.60] You guys are always mean to me anyways
[04:10.43] All you ever do is rub gum in my hair and stuff
[04:14.31] You guys are gonna make me... make me sad, I'm sad
[04:18.99] I'm gonna cry... I'm crying
[04:24.82] I'm going to tell my mom... Mom!
