Eminem - Role Model (Official Video - Dirty Version)(MP3_320K)
[01:11.30] I'm cancerous so when I diss you wouldn't want to answer this
[01:17.14] If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus
[01:19.26] I strangle you to death then I choke you again
[01:22.20] And break your fucking legs till your bones poke through your skin
[01:25.42] You beef with me, I'mma even the score equally
[01:27.28] Take you on Jerry Springer and beat your ass legally
[01:29.93] I get too blunted off of funny home grown, 'cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono
[01:34.73] So if I said I never did drugs, that would mean I lie and get fucked more than the President does
[01:39.51] Hilary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert
[01:42.43] I ripped her fucking tonsils out and fed her sherbet
[01:45.11] My nerves hurt, and lately I'm on edge
[01:47.23] Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blond dreads
[01:49.89] Every girl I ever went out with has gone les
[01:52.81] Follow me and do exactly what the song says
[01:55.21] Smoke weed, take pills, drop out of school, kill people and drink
[01:58.93] Jump behind the wheel like it was still legal
[02:00.51] I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
[02:02.91] So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill
[02:05.58] Some people only see that I'm white, ignorin' skill
[02:07.97] 'Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill
[02:10.10] But I don't get pissed, y'all don't even see through the mist
[02:12.50] How the fuck can I be white?
[02:14.35] I don't even exist
[02:15.42] I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave, die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave
[02:20.78] My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave?
[02:23.43] And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave?
[02:25.57] Now follow me and do exactly what you see
[02:28.24] Don't you want to grow up to be just like me?
[02:30.89] I slap women and eat 'shrooms then OD
[02:33.28] Now don't you want to grow up to be just like me?
[02:36.20] Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole
[02:38.86] When we heard a knock at the door, must have been Ron Gold
[02:41.26] Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold
[02:43.65] Killed them both and smeared blood in a white Bronco
[02:46.04] My mind won't work if my spine don't jerk
[02:48.71] I slapped Garth Brooks out of his rhinestone shirt
[02:51.11] I'm not a player, just a ill rhyme sayer that'll spray a aerosol can up at the ozone layer
[02:55.94] My rap style's warped
[02:58.06] I'm running out the morgue with your dead grandmother's corpse to throw it on your porch
[03:01.51] Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon with a cape on
[03:04.74] And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn
[03:06.62] I'm about as normal as Norman Bates with deformative traits
[03:09.29] A premature birth that was four minutes late
[03:11.98] Mother, are you there?
[03:13.83] I love you
[03:14.89] I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel
[03:17.02] Will someone please explain to my brain that I just severed a main vein with a chainsaw and I'm in pain?
[03:21.81] I take a breather and sigh, either I'm high or I'm nuts
[03:25.80] 'Cause if you ain't tilting this room, neither am I
[03:27.45] So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass, then it probably is obvious I got it on with her
[03:31.97] 'Cause when I drop this solo shit, it's over with
[03:35.16] I bought Cage's tape, opened it and dubbed over it
[03:37.28] I came to the club drunk with a fake ID
[03:39.67] Don't you want to grow up to be just like me?
[03:42.33] I've been with 10 women who got HIV
[03:44.99] Now don't you want to grow up to be just like me?
[03:47.12] I got genital warts and it burns when I pee
[03:49.77] Don't you want to grow up to be just like me?
[03:52.42] I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree
[03:54.81] You probably want to grow up to be just like me
