Bad Idea
[00:02.33] Every once in a while there is a shooting star
[00:04.69] People say they're good luck, but even if they are
[00:07.45] There's not a star in motion that could help me now
[00:10.36] I'm in serious trouble, and I don't know how
[00:13.29] A pack of deadly creatures followed me back here
[00:16.20] I am desperately hiding as they're drawing near
[00:18.86] I wish I knew what to do or where I lost my way
[00:21.51] So I'm carefully thinking back to yesterday
[00:24.44] I was just a normal chap
[00:27.63] But I shoulda brought a map, I shoulda
[00:32.68] Shoulda, woulda, coulda, woulda
[00:34.71] Shoulda, woulda, coulda, woulda
[00:35.69] I got lost and I wound up on a dirt road
[00:38.86] I saw signs, and in retrospect they did bode
[00:41.53] Bad things, but I shrugged and I still drove
[00:44.18] Through to a town where my bad luck overflowed
[00:47.10] Everybody in town was nowhere to be seen
[00:50.28] So I parked near a house that was marked thirteen
[00:52.94] I went up to the door, but there was no one there
[00:55.59] And when I turned around, my car was gone, I swear
[00:58.52] So I ran to a pay phone but there was no tone
[01:01.44] I had an eerie feeling in my very bones
[01:04.37] And soon it started to rain, and there was no way out
[01:07.02] I couldn't hold my frustration, and began to shout:
[01:09.86] "Maybe this was a bad idea, oh no
[01:21.82] Maybe this was a bad idea, oh no"
[01:38.77] I was stuck in the rain and I was mad as hell
[01:41.38] So I began to run, but then I slipped and fell
[01:44.05] I tumbled down a hill into a cemetery
[01:46.70] I shouldn't have to tell you it was freaking scary
[01:49.35] I tried to stand back up, but something held me down
[01:52.80] A dead, rotting arm was reaching from the ground
[01:55.46] I was utterly helpless till I saw the Sword
[01:58.39] I quickly sliced my captor yelling, "PRAISE THE LORD!"
[02:01.83] Then I saw the living dead;
[02:04.22] It was then I shoulda fled, I shoulda
[02:09.27] Shoulda, woulda, coulda, woulda
[02:10.77] Shoulda, woulda, coulda, woulda
[02:12.64] But I stood like a pillar in a hallway
[02:15.30] I knew I'd be slaying demons that day
[02:17.95] I stared at the rotting heaps of pure decay
[02:21.13] And I charged with the force of a gamma ray
[02:23.79] It happened in slow motion, I began the fight
[02:26.74] Some sort of power kept me going through the night
[02:29.38] With that mysterious sword beheading beasts and ghouls
[02:32.31] Just me versus them, without any rules
[02:35.23] But many more kept rising up from shallow graves
[02:38.15] I did my best to fight them, but they came in waves
[02:40.81] And soon it was too much, just demon after demon
[02:43.73] So I ran as quickly as I could, screaming
[02:46.38] "Maybe this was a bad idea, oh no
[02:58.08] Maybe this was a bad idea, oh no
[03:12.32] This was a bad idea"
[03:16.22] So here I am, hiding from fate
[03:18.89] I can't win, it's just too late
[03:21.72] But something must be done
[03:24.81] Yes sirree, this war must be won
[03:27.74] I know this, I won't die hiding
[03:30.85] I know this, I must keep fighting
[03:32.97] I don't know who the winner's gonna be
[03:36.07] But there's just one way to see
[03:39.25] It's time to kick some zombie ass, la la la la la la!
[03:45.10] It's time to kick some zombie ass, la la la la la la!
[04:02.28] (Doom sound effects)
