Evil Deeds - Eminem [USIR10400791] (320)

[00:12.68] Father, please forgive me for I know not what I do

[00:15.43] I just never had the chance to ever meet you

[00:18.68] Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be

[00:21.68] My mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds

[00:24.68] Momma had a baby and its head popped off

[00:27.08] Head popped off, head popped off, head popped off, head popped off, head popped off

[00:31.80] But Momma don't want me, the next thing I know, I'm gettin' dropped off

[00:34.11] Gettin' dropped off, gettin' dropped off, gettin' dropped off, gettin' dropped off

[00:37.33] Ring-ring-ring on the doorbell of the next door neighbors, on their front porch

[00:40.53] Their front porch, their front porch, their front porch, their front porch

[00:43.78] But they didn't want me neither, so they left me on someone else's lawn

[00:46.62] Else's lawn, else's lawn, else's lawn

[00:49.30] 'Til somebody finally took me in, my great aunt and uncle, Edna and Charles

[00:52.48] Edna and Charles, Edna and Charles, Edna and Charles, Edna and Charles, they were the ones who were left in charge

[00:57.00] My elementary, they'd gang up on me and sing this song

[00:59.54] Sing this song, sing this song, sing this song, sing this song

[01:02.73] It went a little something like

[01:03.71] "Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb

[01:06.80] Debbie had a Satan spawn, Satan spawn"

[01:09.08] Momma why do they keep sayin' this? I just don't understand, understand

[01:12.96] And by the way, where's my dad?

[01:16.06] Father, please forgive me for I know not what I do

[01:19.68] I just never had the chance to ever meet you

[01:22.33] Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be

[01:25.98] My mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds

[01:29.07] Predominantly, predominantly, everything's always predominantly

[01:32.19] Predominantly-white, predominantly black. Well, what about me?

[01:35.37] Where does that leave me? Well, I guess that I'm between predominantly both of 'em

[01:39.08] I think if I hear that fuckin' word again, I'ma scream

[01:41.65] While I'm projectile vomitin'; what do I look like, a comedian to you?

[01:44.99] Do you think that I'm kiddin'? What do I look like, some kinda idi...

[01:48.08] Wait a minute, shit, don't answer that; why am I so misunderstood?

[01:51.16] Why do I go through so much bullshit? It's such bullshit, it's tush mull bish

[01:54.52] "Woe is me, there goes poor Marshall again whinin' about his millions

[01:58.25] And his mansion and his sorrow he's always drownin' in

[02:00.53] And the dad that he never had, and how his childhood was so bad

[02:03.46] And how his mom was a dope addict, and his ex-wife, how they go at it

[02:06.39] Man, I'd hate to have it as bad as that Mr. Mathers claims he had it

[02:10.27] I can't imagine it. That little rich, poor, white bastard

[02:12.57] Needs to take some of that cash out of the bank and take a bath in it

[02:15.15] Man, if I only had half of it"

[02:17.18] Shit, if you only knew the half of it...

[02:19.49] Haha

[02:19.83] Father, please forgive me for I know not what I do

[02:23.44] I just never had the chance to ever meet you

[02:26.38] Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be

[02:29.56] My mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds

[02:32.48] Evil deeds, while I plant these evil seeds

[02:35.04] Please release me from these demons

[02:36.54] I never had any of this shit planned, Mom, please believe

[02:38.86] I don't wanna be Satan's spawn

[02:40.38] Never got the chance to say I'm sorry

[02:42.14] Now look at all the pain I caused

[02:43.46] Dear Santa Claus, why are you not comin' this year again?

[02:45.79] What did I do that was so bad to deserve this?

[02:48.03] Everything could have been so perfect

[02:49.76] But life ain't a fairytale. I'm about to be hoisted up in the air

[02:52.53] Forty feet below me there's people everywhere

[02:54.82] I don't even know but who feel like they know me 'cause I'm in this ferris wheel

[02:57.77] And all I wanna do is go to the mall and take Hailie on the carousel

[03:01.02] Without this crowd everywhere I go, but life is like a merry-go-round

[03:04.28] Here we go now, do-si-do now, curtains up, the show must go now

[03:07.54] Ring-around-the-rosie, the show's over, you can all go home now

[03:10.62] But the curtain just don't close for me, this ain't how fame was supposed to be

[03:14.01] Where's the switch I could just turn off-and-on? This ain't what I chose to be

[03:16.94] So please, God, give me the strength to have what it takes to carry on

[03:20.39] 'Til I pass 50 back the baton, the camera's on, my soul is gone

[03:23.57] Father, please forgive me for I know not what I do

[03:26.76] I just never had the chance to ever meet you

[03:29.95] Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be

[03:33.13] My mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds

[03:36.23] I said, Father, please forgive me for I know not what I do

[03:39.43] I just never had the chance to ever meet you

[03:42.86] Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be

[03:45.80] My mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds

[03:48.72] (Evil deeds, evil deeds, evil deeds)

[04:02.01] Oh!

[04:11.33] Last one, baby, let's go

[04:12.57] Last one, baby, let's go

[04:13.10] Detroit!